40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get a voxcaster.

I insert visions of sugarplums.

**gruebot**

You get a headache.

I insert leftovers...

**Ancestral Hamster**

You get a Penal Battalion trooper.

I insert Ratling sniper.

**gruebot**

You get a Hobbit.

I insert a goblin...

**snurl**

You get Gnoblars.

I insert Gretchin.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a German ex-wife.

I insert 2 pounds of Night Goblin madcap mushrooms.

**gruebot**

You get arrested for narcotics possession & distribution.

I insert my lawyer's business card...

**snurl**

You get a slap on the wrist.

I insert a foul ball.

**Ancestral Hamster**

You get extra latrine duty.

I insert a RT-era Zoat miniature.

**snurl**

You get fimir.

I insert a squat in exo armor on trike with lance.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Mantic Dwarf Warrior standing next to a plastic toy alligator.

I insert a spiky Blood Bowl ball.

**gruebot**

You get Band-Aids.

I insert Neosporin...

**Ancestral Hamster**

You get a dead Nurgling.

I insert a Daemonette of Slaneesh claw.

**snurl**

You get melted butter and coleslaw.

I insert leftover cookies.

**ChargerIIC**

you get a tin of biscuits

I insert Agincourt

**snurl**

You get Divorce Court.

I insert Stranger Things.

**gruebot**

You get a stranger's thing.

I insert the Upside Down...

**ChargerIIC**

You get the land of Fantasia

I insert organic water

**Ancestral Hamster**

You get a Water Caste Tau.

I insert a Mark VI "Beakie" marine helmet.

**snurl**

You get a jump pack.

I insert plastic trees.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a model train

I insert spent brass rounds

**gruebot**

You get a crime scene.

I insert a white chalk outline...

**snurl**

You get a dark red stain.

I insert a magnifying glass.

**gruebot**

You get a closer look.

I insert Seth Meyers...

**snurl**

You get Michael Myers.

I insert cat treats.

**gruebot**

You get Cat Scratch Fever.

I insert Ted Nugent...

**rayphoton**

You get a crossbow

I insert van halen

**snurl**

You get a Stratocaster.

I insert coffin lid shields.

**ChargerIIC**

You get Kite Shields

I insert the Book of Lorgar

**gruebot**

You get Gal Vorbak.

I insert the Necroteuch...