40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**gruebot**

You get fractured light.

I insert a disco ball...

**snurl**

You get a fooseball.

I insert a bagel.

**gruebot**

You get shmear.

I insert lox...

**snurl**

You get keys.

I insert pulled pork Bar-B-Q.

**ChargerIIC**

You get smoke

I insert Mr. Bean

**snurl**

You get Absolutly Fabulous.

I insert a chicken dragon.

**gruebot**

You get a dragon egg.

I insert a Denver omelet...

**ChargerIIC**

You get a frozen chicken

I insert a recast Titan

**snurl**

You get disappointed.

I insert the neighbor's dog.

**gruebot**

You get a dog tag.

I insert Meow Mix...

**snurl**

You get Friskies.

I insert a gallon of gas.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a carbon emission.

I insert a Polar Vortex.

**snurl**

You get a popsicle.

I insert the Lombardi trophy.

**ChargerIIC**

You get thousands of grumpy fans

I insert armor piercing submuntions.

**snurl**

You get a torpedo.

I insert a submarine menu.

**gruebot**

You get a Hero sandwich.

I insert a cellophane frill toothpick...

**snurl**

You get a deli.

I insert a MAGA hat.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a white blouse

I insert a collection of Helium Baloons

**snurl**

You get a Zeppelin.

I insert a pony.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a petting zoo.

I insert the location of the treasure on Oak Island.

**snurl**

You find god.

I insert a monkey's fist.

**BigWaaagh**

You get pooh flung at you.

I insert a map showing the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body.

**snurl**

You get Jeraldo Rivera.

I insert Kenny Baker.

**darkcloak**

You get Kenny Rogers!

I insert your mother.

**snurl**

You get a small tombstone.

I insert flowers.

**gruebot**

You get potpourri.

I insert Febreze...

**snurl**

You get a mask.

I insert a rubber band.

**ChargerIIC**

You get an alternative to a Bathroom Pass

I insert 9 inch nails

**snurl**

You get Green Days.

I insert an 8-track cartridge.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Three Dog Night.

I insert The Mueller Report.