40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get the Kinsey report.

I insert 2 cups of flour, 1 tsp of salt, and half a stick of butter.

**ChargerIIC**

You get the Clinton Report. Blam!

I insert a Parasaur

**snurl**

You get a Parisol.

I insert a Jetbike.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a guest spot on 'Pimp my Ride'.

I insert Yogi and Boo-Boo with a picnic basket.

**snurl**

You get an average bear.

I insert Several small furry animals gathered in a cave and grooving with a pict.

**ChargerIIC**

You get some disturbing Fursona fanfic

I insert a Care Bear

**snurl**

You get a grizzly bear.

I insert returnable bottles.

**Emperors will**

You get some old Terran coins

I Insert a primaris marine

**gruebot**

You get 9th edition Warhammer 40k.

I insert Oldhammer...

**snurl**

You get metal!

I insert a Goblobber.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a goblin to the face

I insert a Black Templar longsword

**snurl**

You get Blackblade. (See Blue Oyster Cult)

I insert the skulls of my enemies.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a really funky charm bracelet!

I insert all the product Trump uses in a year to manage that "thing" on his head.

**snurl**

You get a case of WD-40.

I insert shoulder pads.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Zoot Suit

I insert a Chibi Abbandon figurine

**snurl**

You get Reaper Mouselings.

I insert the Eye of Terror.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Sauron.

I insert the Teletubbies.

**ChargerIIC**

You get Tzench

I insert the Wiggles

**snurl**

You get the heebie-jeebies.

I insert an official GW figure-holder.

**gruebot**

You get a wine cork.

I insert really old space marine water slide transfers...

**BigWaaagh**

You get a ticket to a water park.

I insert a deep dish Pepperoni and Mushroom pizza.

**snurl**

You get hungry turtles.

I insert canned beer.

**DeathKorp_Rider**

You get a 30-pack of Busch Light.

I put in Ice-T.

**snurl**

You get Mr. T.

I insert greenstuff.

**gruebot**

You get tentacles.

I insert Hentai...

**snurl**

You get tentacles.

I insert a broken alternator.

**BigWaaagh**

You get an alternate Universe.

I insert the one ring to rule them all.

**DeathKorp_Rider**

You get two rings that rule nothing.

I insert a Baja Blast.

**snurl**

You get Mexican Firecrackers.

I insert a blacklight.

**sing your life**

You get a fleshlight.

I insert Fulgrim.