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Morrigan: You'd better be! He's mine!
*Cal looks up at the ceiling exasperatedly*
Cal: Ladies, please. I've made my choice
*Moves over to Morrigan*
Cal: And I couldn't be happier with it.

*Scatty hugs Kimmy back and waves her off before exiting the tank and stretching*
Scatty: Okay, do I need to reaffirm my title of 'Demon Slayer'?

Hmm...I wonder if...OBLIVIONNNNN!

*A meteor falls from the sky and hits the ground*

*A large Fel Inferal forms out of the meteor*

I STILL GOT IT! Uhhh, go scare some teenagers, but come back before Nine!

*Fel Infernal runs off to do just that*

*Looks at Scatty and picks her up*

HELLO. DO YOU WISH TO BE SCARED BY MY INFERNAL?!

*Scatty expertly flips out of his hand and land catlike on the ground*
Scatty: I only look 17 moron, I doubt you're anywhere near as old as me

*Ciri shakes her head.*

Ciri: You can't just do that! And WHAT THE FETH!? That thing is never coming back..

I am getting the feeling that I am not welcome here.

*Sighs softly*

I'll show myself the door...

*Scatty glares*
Scatty: I think that would be best.

*Cal looks over*
Cal: Oh I don't know, I think he just needs... teaching... sort of like Joelia

*Marla laughs*

Well if the engine is good as the trunk.. You won,t be disappointed..

*goes off to return flamer that did not work *

*maria*
Oh Marla... Don,t worry. She,s like that.. *smiles I'm the tame one. ..... Well tamer... *winks*

*looks at knight*

Sir.. Your hurt... You wanna limp or get that looked at.

*to varden*
Id say your hurt... But all but the knife did nothing...
Just... Don t use peoples homes as toys *smiles*

*Sniffles*

Nobody even saw my party tricks...

*Opens up the portal again*

*Clegane did not expect Horus to interfere and his blade is indeed whisked from his grasp. As the Maester (maria) approaches he grins at her*

No need of your services just yet Sweet Cheeks. Give it a moment though...

*And with that he turns an hurls the lit torch back unto the wagon wreck. Wine is indeed a cargo on the transport, but it is not however the sole occupant. The cart holds 15 barrels, 5 were wine, however the other 10 hold an equal number, (5,5) of both black powder and Wildfire. Some of the black powders have indeed broken open but the Alchemist's Piss was more carefully packaged and padded and all remained intact, thus the whole thing didnt explode upon impact before. (Because Wildfire acts like a napalm molotov)*

*The Hound tackles the medic to the ground as the torch flies, the ensuing explosion ROCKS the surrounding area, eardrums are damaged, limbs numbed from the shockwave and a whole section of this room structure is obliterated in a green-black fireball of wanton destruction.*
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OOC: ok so how thick is your plot armor now?

OOC: bloody hell i need some time to think and type lol

*Sees the fire spread out*

*Leans down and puts self inbetween the fire and Scatty, Ciri, Horus and Marla*

*Horus moves swiftly and grips the knight around the throat*
Horus: Okay, I've had just about enough of your wanton destruction. Explain why I shouldn't snap your neck right now.
*Furious as Cal picks himself up unsteadily*

OOC: Way to make a entrance Bt707.. I am literally clapping.

*Ciri sighs.*

*Maria gives knight a look from the ground*

Sweet cheaks... Next its bobberella...
Oh... Hmcheck next time...

*finds a knife blade placed at a gap in armour near a painful area of Anatomy to hurt*

Sweet....and dangerous. *smiles*

*Marla locks hatchs as her paintwork sizzles but safe inside.*

*butter tank gives a angry beep but protects ocupants*

*Picks up Clegane and Horus*

*Separates the two and places Horus on the ground*

*Hangs Clegane by the back of his chestpiece on a chandelier and goes back so sulking*

*Walks to the demon portal and goes to walk through*

*Cal shakes his head and pulls a chunk of wall from his hair*
Cal: Everyone okay? Morri?
*Morrigan nods then glares at the Knight*

*Horus yells again at the Demon*
Horus: WILL YOU STOP MANHANDLING ME!?

*Finally breaks into tears and runs through the portal*

I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP!!!

*Jaraxxus disappears but the portal remains open*

*Clegane has been knocked out from the shockwave and hangs limply from the chandelier. In the mean time when he wakes up in awhile he will have believed he blew that demon the feth up. yep.* if 10 or 25 WoW characters can take him down, that explosion should be enough, right? Talkin' scorched earth mother fether

OOC Pfffft, he's the 25-man heroic Jaraxxus, some gakky fire won't kill him.

*Ciri sighs*

Ciri: Well that was all very strange..

*Horus glares after him then around the room*
Horus: WHAT!? HE TICKED ME OFF!
*Walks off grumbling*

*Cal shakes his head then looks down as Morrigan yawns*
Cal: Rest, now.
Morrigan: No argument here...
*Cal pushes her over to her room and helps her into bed before crashing on her couch*
Cal: I'll be here if you need anything okay?
*Morrigan's already asleep*

OOC: Going to bed. NPC as needed and I'll see ya'll later

Ooc wild fire...
Its like napalm. Only on evisoror level steroids.

One ship exploding of it devastated a entire fleet.
One cache raised a entire large building to dust.

And large. As in large.

Bic
*maria*

And they think sisters do it overkill.
*hugs Marla as she steps out both outright ignoring the heat from the fires *

*there skin flashed reptilian a second and keep ignoring it*

*marla*
So... What do ya do with that sorry lot.*points to clegane*

*Portal starts playing eSports highlights*

OOC Night everyone.

Bic *Joalia is overheating due to the extreme temperatures outside Santiago's room*

*She stays asleep*

OOC: I am off to bed.. night gents

OOC Lol, night basically everyone.

OOC:Gakky fire? This shiz's pretty volatile. granted this explosion was like a floating Barges worth(7,800 jars of the crap to be exact), but consider this boom like, 200 jars + the black powder? senior Jarax is having a bad day, even as heroic 25, which i have done, I believe the raw force is to be reexamined in its damaging of the place and parties involved.

OOC Everyone is sleeping anyway, we'll deal with it in the morning.

Plus, the explosion would probably be 40ish times weaker, and considering that the Hound survived the blast from torch throwing distance, I would assume every other god/demon/plot armoured people would be pretty fine, considering that they woulda been a wee bit further away.

TL;DR Hound lived, everybody else probably lived.

Ooc the giant deamon blocked most of it and 3-4 charecfers where In heavily armoured tank hulls.

Bic
*Marla *
Oh.. Non genetic...*activates the air con and cooling all over the room*
*maria*
Ok.. So how do we get that armoured idiot down...

*Sarah and hanah sat in room barely dressed sweating*
*sarah*
Its soooo hot... *feels air con come on* this may take a while...

*hanah*
No clothes... What we have to endure eh... *laughs*

*Taeria walks out of her room*
Hey everyone.. What did I miss?

*points to large wrecked corner being rebuilt and shattered building being demolished*

Umm....*maria* alot.... Tae... alot. ... please take things easy though.
Tad warm, will cool down eventually. Heat don,t bother me mind.

*Gets message*
Sarah and Hannah are fine... there a tad warm though.
They where on the far side of the room.

*Marla directs a large fabrication drone building new foundations*
*Marla*
Phew. There fine.