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2014/05/16 15:14:38
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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Would you join the Imperial Cult if it was real?
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2014/05/16 15:21:49
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Multispectral Nisse
Luton, UK
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No idea, what is it?
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“Good people are quick to help others in need, without hesitation or requiring proof the need is genuine. The wicked will believe they are fighting for good, but when others are in need they’ll be reluctant to help, withholding compassion until they see proof of that need. And yet Evil is quick to condemn, vilify and attack. For Evil, proof isn’t needed to bring harm, only hatred and a belief in the cause.” |
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2014/05/16 15:25:06
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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If it existed you wouldn't have a choice.
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2014/05/16 16:05:15
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Kirasu: Have we fallen so far that we are excited that GW is giving us the opportunity to spend 58$ for JUST the rules? Surprised it's not "Dataslate: Assault Phase"
AlexHolker: "The power loader is a forklift. The public doesn't complain about a forklift not having frontal armour protecting the crew compartment because the only enemy it is designed to face is the OHSA violation."
AlexHolker: "Allow me to put it this way: Paramount is Skynet, reboots are termination attempts, and your childhood is John Connor."
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2014/05/17 05:31:51
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Archmagos Veneratus Extremis
On the Internet
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The poll should read:
Yes
YES!
NO-*BLAM*
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2014/05/17 05:35:15
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Hierarch
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 ClockworkZion wrote:The poll should read:
Yes- YOU AREN'T ENTHUSIASTIC ENOUGH! WHERE IS YOUR LOVE FOR THE EMPEROR?! *BLAM*
YES!
NO- HERESY! *torture noises followed by burnination*
Fixed that for you....
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Things I've gotten other players to admit...
Foldalot: Pariahs can sometimes be useful |
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2014/05/17 05:58:07
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Archmagos Veneratus Extremis
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Dronze wrote: ClockworkZion wrote:The poll should read:
Yes- YOU AREN'T ENTHUSIASTIC ENOUGH! WHERE IS YOUR LOVE FOR THE EMPEROR?! *BLAM*
YES!
NO- HERESY! *torture noises followed by burnination*
Fixed that for you....
No, you see the first one gets 100 lashes, and then shot and then burnt at the stake.
Because if there is one thing the Imperial Guard Primer taught me, it's that there is no punishment like Imperial punishment.
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2014/05/22 13:56:31
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Gargantuan Gargant
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Exactly. It's either join or be deemed a heretic.
Yes- YOU AREN'T ENTHUSIASTIC ENOUGH! WHERE IS YOUR LOVE FOR THE EMPEROR?! *BLAM*
YES!
NO- HERESY! *torture noises followed by burnination*
This sounds about right
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/05/22 13:58:11
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2014/05/22 15:15:10
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Archmagos Veneratus Extremis
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Just like the original Catholic Church! 
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2014/05/22 15:28:30
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Fixture of Dakka
Bathing in elitist French expats fumes
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Which one? pre or post Schism? Oh wait, they did the same thing. Nevermind.
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2014/05/22 15:42:16
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Mighty Vampire Count
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Is everythting else in the 40K universe also real - if so probably - like others say you won't have a choice, its not like there are really better options and after all:
"The Emperor Protects"
If a god is a real is not sensible to worship or at least placate it?
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I AM A MARINE PLAYER
"Unimaginably ancient xenos artefact somewhere on the planet, hive fleet poised above our heads, hidden 'stealer broods making an early start....and now a bloody Chaos cult crawling out of the woodwork just in case we were bored. Welcome to my world, Ciaphas."
Inquisitor Amberley Vail, Ordo Xenos 
"I will admit that some Primachs like Russ or Horus could have a chance against an unarmed 12 year old novice but, a full Battle Sister??!! One to one? In close combat? Perhaps three Primarchs fighting together... but just one Primarch?" da001
www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/528517.page
A Bloody Road - my Warhammer Fantasy Fiction |
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2014/05/22 17:19:29
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Gargantuan Gargant
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No one ever accused GW of being original.
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2014/05/23 22:25:17
Subject: Re:Imperial Cult
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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I would join . . . If they made me a space marine and gave me power armor and a bolter. . .
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2014/05/23 22:26:59
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Anything to stop chaos.
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2014/05/23 23:57:31
Subject: Re:Imperial Cult
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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SirSertile wrote:I would join . . . If they made me a space marine and gave me power armor and a bolter. . .
The Ecclesiarchy doesn't make Space Marines.
Also, you'd join and you'd like it, even if all they ever gave you was a crust of moldy bread and a kick in the teeth, because the fate of heretics is far, far worse.
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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2014/05/24 00:18:08
Subject: Re:Imperial Cult
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Preacher of the Emperor
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SirSertile wrote:I would join . . . If they made me a space marine and gave me power armor and a bolter. . .
Psh, Marines are small-time. With the Ecclesiarchy, you could be in the Frateris Militia! 
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 Order of the Righteous Armour - 542 points so far. |
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2014/05/24 20:38:37
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Isn't the Imperial Cult just exactly what Lorgar wanted?
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2014/05/24 21:18:27
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
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If it was real as presented in 40k I wouldn't exactly have a choice in the matter, now would I?
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2014/05/24 23:14:47
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Better then getting burned as a heretic
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My Armies:
5,500pts 
2,700pts 
2,000pts 
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2014/05/24 23:24:30
Subject: Re:Imperial Cult
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
octarius.Lets krump da bugs!
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STOOPID HUMIES!GORK AND MORK IS DA BESTEST GODZ IN DA OONIVERSE!MORK SEZ!ANY GIT DAT SAYS UVVERWISE NEEDS ME TO USE ORKZTERMINATUS USING DA CHOPPA OF DA ORKQUISITION!
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Kote!
Kandosii sa ka'rte, vode an.
Coruscanta a'den mhi, vode an.
Bal kote,Darasuum kote,
Jorso'ran kando a tome.
Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad vode an.
Bal...
Motir ca'tra nau tracinya.
Gra'tua cuun hett su dralshy'a.
Aruetyc talyc runi'la trattok'a.
Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad, vode an! |
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2014/05/25 03:01:15
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Heresy.
"Not even once".
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“We're not in Wonderland anymore Alice.”
Charles Manson. |
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2014/05/25 04:05:31
Subject: Imperial Cult
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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FOR CHAOS!!!!!!
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