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The thing about Slaanesh you all need to remember is that eventually the food stops tasting so good, the art fails to impress, the drugs stop working, and the sex fails to feel great.


And in the end all you are left with is the desire to take pleasure from hearing the agonized moans of your victims as you slowly work a blade into their gut. Gives an added bonus to the quote "I'd take pleasure in gutting you boy."

I would choose Undivided, but since that isn't an option I don't know which god. Each of them has something to offer, and its that what makes it hard to choose. I'd like what all of them have to offer.

I voted for Slaanesh because you left out the most important Chaos God as a voting radio button.

That would be me.

Many of us have chosen Tzeentch. What a manipulative bunch we are . . .

I would have said Nurgle but . . . well, it's just gross. Same goes for Slaanesh. And Khorne seems rather stupid. Plus I like voting for change I can believe in.

It has to be khorne! (besides the fact my chaos lord is dedicated to them). Reasons for being so, it makes a battle a true fight. Its not very interesting just worshipping a god who will give you the power to stand back, shoot and be done with it... where is the passion for death, blood, and war.

Also, my Chaos Lord, without khorne, was killed by a volley of pistols....yes...embarrasing. When i upgraded him to khorne and gave him:
- A bloodfeeder demon weapon
- A squad of 5 khornate terminators
- The mark of khorne...obviously
- and a few more squads of my army also dedicated (everything else is undivided)...(apart from my tzeentch sorceror)

Anyway...with all this added, he survived a volley of bolters, killed over half of that 20 man squad, a librarian(who failed a psychic test for his force weapon) and a razorback, with his combi melta. All with just 2 wounds lost, yet still standing.(the terminators were not so lucky...) KHORNE RULES...........MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE >: )

Well given no choice I would go undivided. The only way not to be enslaved is to have too many potential masters with conflicting agendas.

Choosing a single patron is a shortcut to disaster, at least when Undivided you can hold off fate a while longer.

Orlanth wrote:Well given no choice I would go undivided. The only way not to be enslaved is to have too many potential masters with conflicting agendas.

Choosing a single patron is a shortcut to disaster, at least when Undivided you can hold off fate a while longer.

That's actually a very good point. Orlanth, you've given this some thought and that concerns me.

KHORNE! Blood for the blood god!

What a way to start my posting on this forum . . . lol

Khorne is the best because you just woop everyone for the glory of their God . . . and their symbol is the best! lol

CURSE THE WRETCHED HERETICS!!!!

.......except i already chose khorne...... lol.

Ah, but Undivided also means that it is less likely you will get any favor at all! The gods do seem to like dedication and it's a treacherous path to try to please four such masters.

To that end, Nurgle is out. Immortality as a fat putrid stinking rothole? No thanks. Khorne is out. Mindless rage is far too easy to manipulate and short lived. Tzeentch would be neat, except that you would be riddled with paranoia and never know when your capricious master decides to "gift" you with an extra tentacle, head, melting face, etc. But in the meantime throwing warpfire is fun, I guess.

Slaanesh seems the one most would turn to. The initial lure is easy pleasure. But as it draws on, it is revelling in all sensation- ultimate hedonism. Not too shabby. They all lead down a destructive path to oblivion, at least that one is fun for part of it! And don't forget pleasure slaves.

Tzeench: change we can believe in

Jmurph, only problem is, you're a cultist. Enjoy BEING the pleasure slave. :|

(if you would, fair play, Slaanesh all the way. Also, most of the time it'll be fun, because they give you drugs... unless they're wanting you to scream...)

I'll stop now *hides*

Yikes what a post!

There should be a none of them option

Blood for the Blood GOD

Slaanesh for the girls lol

Slaanesh because I am a sleaze. I would be the laziest cultist ever though.

I think that we all have seen Slaanesh in action.

I have all the guys at work (I work on a Navy Base mind you) saying "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" as a standard greeting.....kinda obvious from that.

Khorne, only because

A: The above photo creeps me out
B: Tzeentch makes you naught but a pawn
C: I don't want pus growing all over me.

Slannesh hands down. Its all about pleasure for them. Not only that, but they are super graceful on the battle field and just kick so much ass. AND you get to wear pink and black. No one would make fun of you for that, unless they wanted to know what true pain feels like

Tzeentch: Anything with a 'Z' in its name automatically makes it cooler than the rest.

See as I have already picked Khorne (as they are the best) but Slaanesh are a close 2nd, who doesn't love getting drunk and having sex with beautiful women? Or men . . . if you're into that kind of thing . . .

I just love the Slaanesh cultist party in the Malus Darkblade books, when the floor is sticky with alcohol and blood you know it's been a good party =]

Slaanesh of course!
Booze,chicks and buckets of viagra to keep the paty goin! What else do ya want?

I would vote for GORK AN MORK!

They pretty much just beat every other god up, and don't afraid of anything.



Also, either Slaanesh has really good PR or people on this forum really liked being raped by large spiky men with loudspeakers for a face.

When I think of slaanesh I think of the WFB and Daemons versions, where they are all about beauty, not (as mentioned) the large spiky men with loudspeakers for faces, as seen in 40K.

Also Gork and Mork rule! You've got to love the fact that in WFB you can bring their power to the battlefield with Gork's foot or whatever magic spell it is lol

karnaeya wrote:Its pretty simple really..

10000 years of killing people i khornes name.. boring

Decaying in nurgles boring and gross

Change, good but so quick you cant adjust so boring

That leaves the dark prince, who I know isnt about sex and drugs, but excess and pervision and desensitisation and seeker a new experience.. It sounds rather horrible but at least its not boring. And it might be fun for the first 10 minutes, till the cult leader brings out the taser/whip/pain device.

And if you live long enough, you might be the cult leader!

And then YOU get to dish out the pain, and relish in the joy of watching people bleed before . . . or you could just skip all that waiting around and just be an acolyte of Khorne! lol

KingCracker wrote:Slannesh hands down. Its all about pleasure for them. Not only that, but they are super graceful on the battle field and just kick so much ass. AND you get to wear pink and black. No one would make fun of you for that, unless they wanted to know what true pain feels like

AGREED

Slannesh, I want everything, simultaneously

Tzeentch, Change you can believe in.

According to the 2001 Census, My facebook and few other places I do already.






My wife also insists all women secretly follow Tzeentch, and then Khorne for three days of the month.

What the God does to you as a CULTIST.


Tzeentch just turns you into a pile of goo and eyeballs.

Khorne makes you slowed for blood. Likely to get cut up by the guy next to you as not.

Nurgle. Puss, lots of it. And a terrible stench.

Slaanesh. Try all of the self indulgent stuff in the universe. Maybe a bit penetrated.