Which Chaos God would you worship and why????

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**2000 Volts**

Nurgle - because I don't believe in taking showers, I pick my nose every chance I get and I never seem to figure out the use of toilet paper.

**Hashshashin**

Smoke blood for the blood god!!!

**deadratman**

So you saying you would shower in blood instead of showering with pretty women(or men if you like that sorta stuff)

**Nobody_Holme**

Grimpost wrote:Maybe a bit penetrated.

You call that A BIT?!

Enjoy :|

**Steel Rabbit**

Slaanesh 'cause I'm a perv, and I like the boots.

**person person**

2000 Volts wrote:...I never seem to figure out the use of toilet paper.

**Mekboy**

I'd vote Tzeentch, just to beat Gwar! in a rules argument and to usurp his position as troll king.

**DragQueenMarine**

Khorne
Come on, being a God on the battlefield is its own reward

**Superscope**

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! RAWR!@!@$!11oneeleventy-one!!11!

**Vindicator#9**

Nurgle for the feel no pain. I dont know how many times that would have come in handy. Ooo look i hit my thumb with a hammer *shaking a die* yay its a 5 feel no pain.

**Canonness Rory**

I have a genuine love for all chaos gods. I would definitely be undivided, worshiping all the chaos gods equally, spilling blood for khorne, and using the scheming and lies of tzeentch to do it. Using those corpses to spread Nurgle's Rot. Growing 'shrooms out of cow poo to slip into water supplies. I would either ascend to a Daemon Princess, or be purged by cleansing fire and live my last moments in ecstasy as I was devoured by daemons.

**Sersi**

Gee...lets see here

1. Khrone - blood and slaughter = boring

2. Tzeentch - come on you just know your gonna end up a spawn. You can be completely devoted to him and he will stab you in the back just to be novel.

3. Nurgle - I'm far to vain to ever go this route. And I hate flies and maggots...hurl!

4. Slaanesh - Divine beauty, grace, sin, pleasure and pain... I'm so there, give me my crown of horns, wings and tears of burning pitch. The extra set of arms and breasts...a totally worth it. There are seven deadly sins and numerous minor ones to indulge in so, I'll never get bored.

**Wannabe Writer**

Gotta be Slaanesh. Spending an eternity committing all the 'fun' sins

. Besides, a little bit of pain never did anyone any harm.

**oggers**

slaanesh=endless rape...not necessarily by you.

**Bubbalicious**

Slaanesh! An eternity of orgies and other sins.

**Lukus83**

I play chess, so tzeentch...though Slaanesh is quite appealing when you think of all the fun the other Gods are missing out on.

**Nobody_Holme**

Dakka:

Enjoying being raped since 2009 (tm)

**Corey85**

Slaanesh has all the mayhem and slaughter of khrone with the fun mutations of tzeentch. Along with eternal beauty which means no rotting or crazy plagues. That puts me in the Slaanesh column. I'm sure my Night Lord army would be ashamed...

**tobi-nid-guy**

Slaanesh, PORN FOR THE PORN GOD!!!

**thekingofdinner**

I hear Kharne is actually a pretty fun guy to be around
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

**Uberman7788**

Malaal.

Chaos god of chaos.

**somecallmeJack**

its gotta be tzeentch. All the arcane lore gets me off...

**Fresh**

Tzeentch. why? why not. you never know, and its always good to have a giant bird on your side.

**somecallmeJack**

you know its really strange, Tzeentch seems to be winning this poll, but you see Tzeentchian armies the least. I dont think Ive ever seen a pure Tzeentch army in real life.

**person person**

woah, your right! That is weird!

**Mekboy**

It's because Tzeentch is all cool and that, but the fact is a 6+ ward save for fantasy mortals, a 5+ Inv save for 40k marines and a 4+ ward/inv save for daemons just isn't that great. In the old rules there were proper Tzeentch armies, now the closest you can get is the brokeness of daemons.

**Oshova**

It annoys me when people call Daemons broken. They are in no way broken, you just need to know how to defeat them. I managed to defeat them twice in a row with my Dark Eldar in 1500pt battles. No army is unbeatable. Even when in control of my FLGS manager . . . an ex-manager of GW . . . and the usual victor in battles with me. Just goes to show that A- Dark Eldar are awesome . . . and B- even seemingly broken armies are beatable =]

**Orkeosaurus**

I believe he is referring to the Daemons of Warhammer Fantasy.

**Oshova**

In which case they are much more broken . . . sadly . . . and even harder to beat . . . but still doable. I've beaten Daemons once in about 3 or 4 games of Fantasy. Not particularly good, but better than not at all =p

**SetantaSilvermane**

Slaanesh FTW.
I already live a life of orgies and sin, so its not to far from real life.