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2009/12/04 23:24:16
Subject: If you could be...
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Slippery Scout Biker
arlington texas
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space marine terminator with a storm bolter in one hand and a chain fist in the other (cause i love the thought of having a chainsaw fist...that would be so friggin sweet.)
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thought for the day:hate is our sheild, faith is our weapon.Suffer not the heretic to live, cleanse the impure.ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!
DR:80+s---G+M++B++++I--Pw40k09---DA+/eWD118R++T(B)DM+
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2009/12/04 23:29:27
Subject: Re:If you could be...
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Monstrously Massive Big Mutant
An unknown location in the Warp
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Mork...yeh
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2009/12/06 06:43:35
Subject: If you could be...
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Furious Raptor
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Chainsaws fist...hum. Thats overkill! Not only do you split his jaw, you shred his face too...
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We are invincible for we are Legion! - some nutty cyborg 
This!Is!Sparta! - some crazed spartan 
Stop!Shouting!For!Everything!Gaaargh! -some guy with a headache |
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2009/12/06 06:56:02
Subject: Re:If you could be...
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Huge Hierodule
United States
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I would be Angron because I can....can...ca-....RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!
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2009/12/06 07:33:37
Subject: If you could be...
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Yellin' Yoof
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A Marine. Oh wait a sec.....
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2009/12/06 18:47:42
Subject: Re:If you could be...
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Kelne
Lost
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I would probably be Mork or Gork cus' orkz own good!
Either that or the Emperor! Their is downsides of being a corps on a throne.
On second thoughts if not M/G/ork the emperor does not have much fun so tuska da deamon killer. 
 
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2009/12/07 03:41:29
Subject: Re:If you could be...
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Hungry Little Ripper
Wherever I want to be
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I would be a carnifex because everyone fears that biomorphic beast.
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 Hive Fleet Karnage-2000p
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2009/12/07 07:21:07
Subject: If you could be...
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Chaos Space Marine dedicated to Slaanesh
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Daemonette.
Better yet, Keeper of Secrets
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Casting darkness, deep inside your mind
Screaming razors, resonating down your spine
Wearing you down, I'll haunt you where you sleep
Vulnerable, I make the guilt sting
Fear of the dark Bathe the world in spite, it keeps you in place
Growing nervous Abused humiliated, naked and ashamed
I will find you My mouth is full of ruin, I breathe it into you
Princess chaos I'll set the world on fire, I'm gunna start with you
Princess Chaos, AngelSpit |
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2009/12/08 10:51:52
Subject: If you could be...
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
Stockholm/Sweden
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you guys have obviously missed the best choice out there..
The...
wait for it...
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.....................................HIVE MIND!
.......But if I can't then an Inquisitor Lord would be sweet.
Never to be questioned but can question anyone, incredibly skilled warrior, knowledge beyond even the emperor, and unlimited "funds"... I liiike
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2009/12/08 10:57:12
Subject: If you could be...
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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The Hive Mind would have the worst fething headache with all that Synapse, and also constant hunger pains.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/12/08 11:27:22
Subject: If you could be...
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
Stockholm/Sweden
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I bet the hivemind is built for such synapse, with constant extremely painful headaches I bet the hivemind wouldn't be able to control anything at all.
And hunger pains? I think not, more like just constantly wanting more... and who dosen't? 
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2009/12/09 00:15:00
Subject: Re:If you could be...
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Hellacious Havoc
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Thousand Sons aspiring sorcerer.
psychic powers, the favor of Tzeentch, and a squad of elite, nearly invincible marines who obey my orders without question? whats not to like!
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 Necroshea wrote:You - You there, wolf heathen! I long for combat!
Wolf heathen - I accept your challenge, but only on my terms! 250% points for me!
You - Ha! You've activated my trap card! Allied army! Come forth to assist!
Friend - Sup
Wolf Heathen - An equal point match?! This is not acceptable! Tau friend! Form up on me!
And then some guy throws a manta at the table and promptly breaks it in half sending figures and terrain everywhere.
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2009/12/09 09:15:52
Subject: Re:If you could be...
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
Stockholm/Sweden
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codemonkey wrote:Thousand Sons aspiring sorcerer.
psychic powers, the favor of Tzeentch, and a squad of elite, nearly invincible marines who obey my orders without question? whats not to like!
An Inquisitor thirsty for traitorous "blood"?
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2009/12/11 03:57:28
Subject: Re:If you could be...
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Hellacious Havoc
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An Inquisitor thirsty for traitorous "blood"?
blood? what is this 'blood' you speak of?'  pathetic inquisitors! bring it on! the Thousand Sons shall teach you to fear the Changer of Ways!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/12/11 03:58:21
Necroshea wrote:You - You there, wolf heathen! I long for combat!
Wolf heathen - I accept your challenge, but only on my terms! 250% points for me!
You - Ha! You've activated my trap card! Allied army! Come forth to assist!
Friend - Sup
Wolf Heathen - An equal point match?! This is not acceptable! Tau friend! Form up on me!
And then some guy throws a manta at the table and promptly breaks it in half sending figures and terrain everywhere.
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2009/12/11 04:57:13
Subject: Re:If you could be...
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Nigel Stillman
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The Laughing god.
I win. 
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2009/12/11 10:29:34
Subject: If you could be...
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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I would like to be in the Death Korps of Krieg. Just something authentic about running through trenches!
*Weird me, I know.
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Everyone has a choice. Me, I choos not to make a choice |
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2009/12/12 01:31:28
Subject: If you could be...
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Furious Raptor
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YAY running through trenches! Mud! Blood! Rats! Stink! Wet! Rifles! Hair (unshaven)! Cramped! Starving! FILTH!!!
Yep, all authentic of course.
BTW, I'd love to be a Titan lord. I'LL STOMP YA TA DETH!! If I do not succeed at the latter, I'LL BURN YA TA DETH!!
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We are invincible for we are Legion! - some nutty cyborg
This!Is!Sparta! - some crazed spartan
Stop!Shouting!For!Everything!Gaaargh! -some guy with a headache |
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2009/12/12 04:37:01
Subject: If you could be...
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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Hans_posthumus wrote:I would like to be in the Death Korps of Krieg. Just something authentic about running through trenches!
*Weird me, I know.
There is also something very authentic about walking towards you with your lasguns (laser pens) not doing damage to my pustulent armor, and shooting you in the face.
DEATH GUARD. HURRR!
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2009/12/12 04:44:11
Subject: If you could be...
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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a loyal fanatic of the god SPAM. with this slice of SPAM, covered in the most holy of jams, I will bring this galaxy to its knees!
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2009/12/12 05:43:18
Subject: Re:If you could be...
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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SPAM. HURRR!
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2009/12/12 05:51:25
Subject: Re:If you could be...
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Furious Raptor
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SPAM. HURRR!
BRING GALAXY TO KNEES! THEN KNECK STUMP !!!
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We are invincible for we are Legion! - some nutty cyborg
This!Is!Sparta! - some crazed spartan
Stop!Shouting!For!Everything!Gaaargh! -some guy with a headache |
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2009/12/12 17:06:18
Subject: If you could be...
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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Ok guys, lets get back on Subject.
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2009/12/13 03:18:23
Subject: Re:If you could be...
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Hellacious Havoc
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SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!!
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Necroshea wrote:You - You there, wolf heathen! I long for combat!
Wolf heathen - I accept your challenge, but only on my terms! 250% points for me!
You - Ha! You've activated my trap card! Allied army! Come forth to assist!
Friend - Sup
Wolf Heathen - An equal point match?! This is not acceptable! Tau friend! Form up on me!
And then some guy throws a manta at the table and promptly breaks it in half sending figures and terrain everywhere.
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2009/12/13 03:30:25
Subject: If you could be...
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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codemonkey, I'm sigging that
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2009/12/13 14:09:28
Subject: If you could be...
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Scouting Shadow Warrior
Somewhere Between here and the Warp
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Me too
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SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey
We'ze da Orks, and we'ze were made for fightin' an' WINNIN'!
WHFB Armies:
High Elves: 4000 Points Painted
Orcs & Goblins: 3500 Points Painted
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2009/12/13 16:02:30
Subject: If you could be...
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Raging Ravener
Sealed in a box- in a state of flux
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Mechanicum adept. Cool guys with tons of knoledge. And if anyone offends me, Emporer titan comes knocking. hurhurhur
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I--Pw40k06+D++A++/hWD300R++T(S)DM+
DerangdFlamingo wrote:Tau 1: Is that a black eye mate?
Tau 2: Yeah, i got lucky last night...
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2009/12/13 20:45:05
Subject: Re:If you could be...
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1st Lieutenant
Because we’re here,lad...
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It would have to be an Inquisitor Lord....'No Colonel I don't care about your beloved regiment that you saved from a doomed planet,marched across the galaxy to bring death to the enemies of the Emperor and released several best-sellers about your exploits, you will march them to take that objective from Plague marines that wont die instantly and that sodding 'Feel no pain'....
Yes...an Inquisitor is what I'd be.
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I love those little moments between the first kiss and the pepper spray... |
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2009/12/13 21:34:30
Subject: If you could be...
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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An iron warrior.
Muscles of a spesh mehreen
Favour of chaos
My own ambitions.
Boo yeah
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"And what are the achievements of your fragile Imperium? It is a corpse rotting slowly from within while maggots writhe in its belly. It was built with the toil of heroes and giants, and now it is inhabited by frightened weaklings to whom the glories of those times are half-forgotten legends." |
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2009/12/14 22:05:19
Subject: Re:If you could be...
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Furious Raptor
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Bash the Bosh wrote:It would have to be an Inquisitor Lord....'No Colonel I don't care about your beloved regiment that you saved from a doomed planet,marched across the galaxy to bring death to the enemies of the Emperor and released several best-sellers about your exploits, you will march them to take that objective from Plague marines that wont die instantly and that sodding 'Feel no pain'....
Yes...an Inquisitor is what I'd be.
And why don't you pour me a cup of tea while your at it?
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Titannn!!!! Boom Boom BOOOM! Who is- SQUISH! Hurr!
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We are invincible for we are Legion! - some nutty cyborg
This!Is!Sparta! - some crazed spartan
Stop!Shouting!For!Everything!Gaaargh! -some guy with a headache |
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2009/12/15 00:38:31
Subject: If you could be...
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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I'm a sucker for sniping so...
Either a scout sniper or a Vindicare Assassin
That or Kharn!
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Orkeosaurus wrote:I love petty nationalism.
Of course, as an American, that means I must say that soccer sucks, and football (real football... you know, the one where you do everything with your hands) is 10,000 times as good. I mean, football players could probably beat up soccer players, even, because they actually know sports.
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Wow, thanks for the input, here's a tip for you, broken glass is a highly nutritious and often overlooked addition to pizza, try some.
DA:80+S+GMB--I+Pw40k98#+D-A+/eWD236R-T(M)DM+ |
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