Why are people in 40K so STUPID?

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**Emperors Faithful**

That was a little creepy. One of those 'I would kill someone' moments in a conversation. Creepy...and awkward...but funny in retro-spect.

**El Cacique**

This comic summarizes so much of what have been told here.

**GundamMerc**

spam, spam spammy spam, mixed with some ham, covered in jam.

**Kogwar**

Nice lol and ........ why won't this thread die already.

**GundamMerc**

Because the almighty god of SPAM causes great fear and consternation among the almighty MOD's. Or they are having too much fun reading into my fluff for the system of Ham and its religious beliefs.

Automatically Appended Next Post:
Oh, hello. My thingy majig went from deserter to traitor! 'tis cause for a celebration involving much cooking of spam and smothering it in jam to sacrifice to the god Pork, being led by Friar Bacon.

**karimabuseer**

lordrevege wrote:This is due to one reason: the Imperium is corrupt and rife with fools.
Chaos is far more superior.

qft

**Emperors Faithful**

karimabuseer wrote:
lordrevege wrote:This is due to one reason: the Imperium is corrupt and rife with fools.
Chaos is far more superior.

qft

That's not QFT. That's HERESY!!!

**Shadowbrand**

Did someone say heresy?

:3

**Ketara**

**Emperors Faithful**

Shadowbrand wrote:Did someone say heresy?

:3

Ketara wrote:

**CountCross**

In the 41st millenium stupity is a plot device.

**Emperors Faithful**

CountCross wrote:In the 41st millenium stupity is a plot device.

Obviously, that is what the entire ork race is all about.

**GundamMerc**

Seriously, I think some of the people in 40k WOULD worship the greater god SPAM, and therefore become one with the SPAM.

And thus the SPAMperor set off on his crusade, reuniting the lost worlds. When he returned to SPerra, he was betrayed by one of the Hamarchs, whose name was Porkus. The civil war resulted in the stagnation of the SPAMperium, although the traitor Hamarchs were defeated. The SPAMperor was mortally injured, and was put into the Golden Porklet. Thus the SPAMperium has slowly decayed from the inside without the leadership of their SPAMperor.

**Grotzooka**

Soooooooooooo, I guess my question has been answered.

And now, a new one... Get off topic much?

**dancingcricket**

Actually, shoot first at the inquisition makes a lot of sense. They aren't a recognized chapter, being all secretive, so much so that their own forces don't recognize them, their armor colors and patterns, they have strange weaponry, and they show up unannounced. Sounds vaguely like what your expected to see from Chaos Marines, strange armor and coloring, odd weapons, and show up unannounced. Both seem fairly hostile. Since your supposed to start shooting on sight when it comes to a chaos marine, it makes sense that if you have an unrecognized marine chapter showing up, you open fire like good Imperial trained monkeys that don't want to go against the will of the Emperor. Actually, I'd imagine that Inquisitors would want to start asking questions if you didn't start shooting at them.