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This thread smells of emperium monkeigh -_-
*lalala skips away

LunaHound wrote:This thread smells of emperium monkeigh -_-
*lalala skips away

Smells good man.

Cheese Elemental wrote:

LunaHound wrote:This thread smells of emperium monkeigh -_-
*lalala skips away

Smells good man.

Better than smelling like a heretical xeno spehss elf...

Cryonicleech wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:

LunaHound wrote:This thread smells of emperium monkeigh -_-
*lalala skips away

Smells good man.

Better than smelling like a heretical xeno spehss elf...

*Note to self*
After visiting Crafworld Les, don't forget to shower heavily before attending Inquisitorial meetings...

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Cryonicleech wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:

LunaHound wrote:This thread smells of emperium monkeigh -_-
*lalala skips away

Smells good man.

Better than smelling like a heretical xeno spehss elf...

*Note to self*
After visiting Crafworld Les, don't forget to shower heavily before attending Inquisitorial meetings...

Don't forget to wax your palms.

And my surfboard.

Emperors Faithful wrote:And my surfboard.

Holy hell! Your surf board is also furry? I will take it upon myself to purge you of the xeno taint before you get yiffed. It will not be pleasent though, guess how the gay aliens keep tabs on their fans... Starts with an A-... ends in -nal probe...

But seriously, we're gonna have to remove it.

Wait, you want to remove my Surfboard?


HERESY!


Besides, my Surfboard isn't furry it's sandy. But I can certainly think of some jokes involving me finding some 'Wild Rides' on my surfboard in Saim-Hann.

Emperors Faithful wrote:HERESY!

HERESY? HERESY? HERESY!

Is it heresy?




OMG.



It's heresy.

I found this to be one of the more entertaining threads i have in a while. I really liked cheeses bouncing GK terminators screaming heresy reminds me of something off of monty python. EFs commissar really cracked me up with his tutorial on what is heresy also.

you mean, like the space marines??

Far from. They are basically fuelled by hate and zeal.

Pyriel- wrote:

you mean, like the space marines??

Far from. They are basically fuelled by hate and zeal.

You mean like the Space Marines




You know who loves huge fights like this?
*cough**cough*

Ooooh, I can feel the exterminatus threadlockius descending upon this thread think of the children!!!

It can't get locked yet, I was just bringing it back on track.

Khorne would love a huge fight like that. More blood, more skulls.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

If I didn't think it would contribute to getting this thread locked, that would be red and at least size 32 font

Emperors Faithful wrote:Wait, you want to remove my Surfboard?

HERESY!


Besides, my Surfboard isn't furry it's sandy. But I can certainly think of some jokes involving me finding some 'Wild Rides' on my surfboard in Saim-Hann.

Not your surf board, the probe. It's for your own good. And don't you dare enjoy it or else I will have to add Slaanesh fanatic to your lengthy list of heresies.

Back on topic though, a team up would get on everyones nerves. The Imperium can't even work together because of their honour. Like in the Lion and the Wolf they would just fight because the other races have unorthodox tactics according to which side you're on.

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But couldn't the high lords of terra be brought around to the idea of an alliance if bribed by some really really good xenos porn? provided its not slaneeshy that is?

I'm afraid not. The High Lords of Terra are only interested in good, pure, solid, human p0rn, thank you very much.

DerangdFlamingo wrote:b
But couldn't the high lords of terra be brought around to the idea of an alliance if bribed by some really really good xenos porn? provided its not slaneeshy that is?

No. Pure and simple it would never work if it was alien. You would need a whole bunch of porn that don't involve xenos to convince the high lords. Guro for the inquisition, toys for the mech cult, and furry for the SPESS PUPPEHZ. But seriously though now is not the time to discuss the art of porn, it is time for action! We must brain wash EF so that alien porn scares him... And for the hell of it let's make him scared of women to.

CountCross wrote:

No. Pure and simple it would never work if it was alien. You would need a whole bunch of porn that don't involve xenos to convince the high lords. Guro for the inquisition, toys for the mech cult, and furry for the SPESS PUPPEHZ. But seriously though now is not the time to discuss the art of porn, it is time for action! We must brain wash EF so that alien porn scares him... And for the hell of it let's make him scared of women to.

With the right xenos porn both could be achieved in one fell swoop (what? i'm a radical!)

Normally I would ask you to make a list of what porn goes to what human army/faction but that might be a tad off topic. Besides we still haven't dealt with EF's probe. The eldar could be listening in on our conversations right now.

Hmm, you seem all too eager to probe me... >_<

De-Probing actually... Actually once we remove the Eldar prob we might as well replace it with one that makes sure you aren't looking up eldar porn. And just to make sure you don't do it again we will use the servitor with the scaple for a hand.

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CountCross wrote:De-Probing actually... Actually once we remove the Eldar prob we might as well replace it with one that makes sure you aren't looking up eldar porn. And just to make sure you don't do it again we will use the servitor with the scaple for a hand.

Don't you mean the combat servitor with a powerfist?

Maybe later.

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Damn you, damn you, DAMNYOU COMMISARS!

Anyway, to attempt to bring this thread back on topic, whilst an alliance of good races seems unlikely, an alliance of evil races may be possible. I'll explain later.

Nope not gonna happen either. Orks= too unwieldly, Necrons/tyranids = out to kill every one even bad guys, Chaos Marines= just as xenophobic as emperium.

CountCross wrote:Nope not gonna happen either. Orks= too unwieldly, Necrons/tyranids = out to kill every one even bad guys, Chaos Marines= just as xenophobic as emperium.

ahh, but in at least one BL Books, the CSMs were using Orks (by way of a "sacred" ork relic) to attack imperial holdings. Judging off of this, if you had a cunning leader to "band" together all the evil guys, then it could work. Although admittedly, none of the parties would admit that they are in alliance, except for the Cunning Leader..who undoubtedly would be of the Alpha Legion.

If it's dawn of war you speak of, then the orks were planning to backstab the CSMs, but the CSM were expecting it so i'll give you the orks. But what about the other two?