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I think I'll summon my attack dog...
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That bone once belonged to the leg of someone who defied her decrees.
She has also been known to punish birds and mice, as well as declare marshal law upon Ground Squirrels.
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You know you're really doing something when you can make strangers hate you over the Internet. - Mauleed
Just remember folks. Panic. Panic all the time. It's the only way to survive, other than just being mindful, of course-but geez, that's so friggin' boring. - Aegis Grimm
Hallowed is the All Pie The Before Times: A Place That Celebrates The World That Was
I heard something about weenie dogs and The holy Turtle Pie
Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite" Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church
Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues.
It seems that the time has come for turtle pie to rise from the ashes and bestow its delicious blessing upon this thread.
To arms brothers! Our ascendancy is nigh!
Clearly, Weiner dogs are yet another threat to the Great omni dessert. To those Heretics have thrown in their lot with the treacherous weiner dogs, know this: though you have forsworn yourself to this ancient and powerful foe, your sacrifices will amount to naught, as the road of the dachshund leads to nothing but damnation and eternal torment in the flames of the oven of Turtle Pie.
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are
Nay, foul demon we banished thine god long ago, we tore the universe asunder and we will do it again to prevent the rising of the greater demon turtle pie.
H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, location
MagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
Nay, foul demon we banished thine god long ago, we tore the universe asunder and we will do it again to prevent the rising of the greater demon turtle pie.
Demon?! Ware your words! They go far beyond heresy!
Turtle Pie is the one and only true path. Stray at your own risk.
I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are
The Holy Pie has been summoned by a saint of the order.
Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite" Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church
And lo, did true believers rise from hiding as the shadow passed from their sight.
A sign was given unto them and they were blessed, for the Truth had conquered doubt.
The time had come for their return, as nonbelievers huddled in fear of their righteous conviction.
Hallowed is the All Pie.
You know you're really doing something when you can make strangers hate you over the Internet. - Mauleed
Just remember folks. Panic. Panic all the time. It's the only way to survive, other than just being mindful, of course-but geez, that's so friggin' boring. - Aegis Grimm
Hallowed is the All Pie The Before Times: A Place That Celebrates The World That Was
2025: Games Played:8/Models Bought:162/Sold:169/Painted:127
2024: Games Played:6/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2016-19: Games Played:369/Models Bought:772/Sold:378/ Painted:268
2012-15: Games Played:412/Models Bought: 1163/Sold:730/Painted:436
The Librarium of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie stands ready to unleash the Psychic Pie Plates of the Apiecalypse upon all heretics.
Even now, lesser members of the Librum Dilectica Testudine Imperator are en route to inform The Most Holy Guardians Mr. T and Chuck Norris of this new threat whilst invites to the fight have been sent by Carrier-Terapin to our other Champions.
Stand fast, Brothers - we SHALL prevail in the name of all that is Holy and Nutritious.
"The Emperor Protects - And having a loaded Bolter never hurt either !" - Proteus and Pythor, Ultramarines, The Movie.
Nothing in life is so exhilirating as being shot at without result - Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
This thread pleases the mighty Tzeentch You have all done well.
Wienerdog-Penguin-Turtles with pies.
Your Library sounds fun, we must claim it.
Behold the Snail Battalion!
One of many, they will lead a meat grinder mission against you armed with nothing but machine guns that shoot peas and Play-Doh armour.
They ride on plates for quick transportation, while the Coconut Ordinace pins your advancing forces.
They do need the weather to be wet though, thats where the Catfish come in, they make it rain with their magic.
chaplaingrabthar wrote:How is this thread not locked for being a pointless waste of time?
What a ridiculous question. This topic is totally on topic! Nothing is the second cousing of nonsense.
Speaking of which, how can one join the sacred ranks of the Turtle Pie? I seek to pledge myself to preserve its lasting legacy of dessert based warfare.
Though Thunderwieners are terrifying, I can't quite support a cause based on tiny dogs with little or no poodle in them.
Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
chaplaingrabthar wrote:How is this thread not locked for being a pointless waste of time?
Because it's full of awesomeness.
Meanwhile, I'll provide you all with everyman's dream.....drunk women!
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Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century: Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others; Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected; Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it; Refusing to set aside trivial preferences; Neglecting development and refinement of the mind; Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do
Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' 
and not even bothering to take names. 
2nd company 
3rd company ravenguard 
House Navaros 
314th pie guard 
warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. 
(homegrown chapter)
Nay, foul demon we banished thine god long ago, we tore the universe asunder and we will do it again to prevent the rising of the greater demon turtle pie. 
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