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OH you just thought it was deleted. We all know what you really meant to say was:
"Lets talk about wiener dogs and their eventual takeover of the human race. Here's one now."
One human down, seven billion to go.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Anyone know where I can get some futuristic type corridors? I want to make a space station board.
Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah. One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
Ahhh good ol random humor nothing beats it. I needed this read thanks guys
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, its just a freight train coming your way! Thousand Sons 10000 Grey knights 3000 Sisters of battle 3000 I have 29 sucessful trades where others recommend me.
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Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues.
Lint wrote:Anyone know where I can get some futuristic type corridors? I want to make a space station board.
why i believe you can find them at litko aerosystems they also have some wonderful industrial towers
H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, location
MagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
Good luck you got 25,000 members to add to your friend list.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, its just a freight train coming your way! Thousand Sons 10000 Grey knights 3000 Sisters of battle 3000 I have 29 sucessful trades where others recommend me.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
I for one welcome our new Penguin Overlords. I wil be the first to offer an internet mackeral in supplication.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Snikkyd wrote:So why put this up at all? Now everyone's going to want to know what?
I couldn't (and can't) see any option to delete the post, or I would have done altogether. It was related to a topic that has upset a mod in the past. I thought I could avoid the same again by not posting it after all. Happily it led to mild mickey-taking rather than genuine bad feeling.
Though guards may sleep and ships may lay at anchor, our foes know full well that big guns never tire.
Snikkyd wrote:So why put this up at all? Now everyone's going to want to know what?
I couldn't (and can't) see any option to delete the post, or I would have done altogether. It was related to a topic that has upset a mod in the past. I thought I could avoid the same again by not posting it after all. Happily it led to mild mickey-taking rather than genuine bad feeling.
This mickey?
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airman wrote:
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Not scared of you're girly Sausage Dog.
I has an Alsatian! Fluffier, Largerer, Friendlier and Spazzier than yours!
Do not mock the wiener dog!
Indeed people forget the two secret weapons of wiener dogs:
1. They are closely related to otters. As such any Wiener Attack is going to be a combined arms land/sea attack. Top that Chihuahahs! There are rumors that I have received from inside sources, that the Grand Wienie Council has aligned itself with the pigeon confederation for a true land/air/sea assault.
2. Their breath. Its a breed trait. Their breath is widely viewed as the worst on the planet. Its been compared to "rotting fish and ass" and "Port O Pottie gone bad" The puppy got trapped behind a metal grill and used his breath to melt a way out. Its rumored that Ridley Scott got the idea for Alien Second Mouth attack after being licked by his pet mini wienie.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
I stand firm in this I vow that Min Pins are the stronger of the two..!!!!!
Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House!
Miniature pinscers? Ay very cool. They think they are the fulll size guys. But, like the marine heros they are, they will be distracted by pigeon attack and then swarmed in a pile O Wienies.
Remember the wienie mantra
We are Wienies We are Legion.
(and now for no particular reason)
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Frazz I will give you credit that makes me laugh every time.
Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House!
Thats TBone. He often looks like that. He has "senior moments" and kind of forgets where he is at, what he's doing, that the TV isn't a person, that sort of thing (he's older than dirt, has medical stuff related to evidence of previous abuse including head trauma, and is way near sighted). AKA he's the dog version of me...
But unlike me, he is EPIC cool.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Ya I just want to put bullets in the heads of people who hurt dogs, and cats.
Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House!
Deathskulls
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One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet. 
Thousand Sons 10000 
Grey knights 3000
Sisters of battle 3000 
-to many points to bother to count.
