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I'm a smoker. Here's my picture.

Never change, Nofasse.

Why would I pay to kill myself?

My father smokes, urged him to quit for several years but it never worked. Now he has some breathing problems and might have lung cancer.

like a fething chimney


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dogma wrote:

Albatross wrote:
I must admit to being curious about what you are like when drunk - you come across as fairly 'po-faced' on here sometimes. I bet you're a fun drunk, though.

I work about 100 hours a week, and my primary responsibility is hiring and firing people. We have an insanely high rate of turnover, so I'll knock about 20 people into unemployment every month. I don't generally enjoy doing it, so it puts me in a consistently dour mood. Since I do most of my posting from work this translates into a more serious posting style.

I'm a goofy drunk. The creature emphasizes my sense of humor, which usually makes me say wildly inappropriate things.

I want to drink with dogma badly. I am serious about this. Am a bit drunk now in fact, so this is honest talk. Getting drunk with dogma and Albatross is what I'd consider a fun ass night, I'd guess. Prefereably (whoa, misspelled--told you I'm half way there) on Albatross's turf where we could be foreigners (dogma and I) but everyone still speaks English. The best kind of drunk is being foreign and drunk but I bet Albatross would say the best kind of drunk is being English and drunk, so everyone's happy. I have a strict no hitting on girls while abroad policy but that certainly wouldn't apply to an English-speaking foreign country. After all, we're all fething English speakers at the end of the day. And between Alb(ion), the platypus, and yours truly, we'd be wading through it. We'd chat em up while making oblique references to 40k even. Nothing would stop us after the sixteenth of seventeenth pint, you know. And dogma would be smoking all my cigarettes of course (yes, back on topic you sober bastards) but Alby would be a dear and know of some garage where cigarettes could be purchased at nearly colonial prices.

There you have it.


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Oh feth and JEB needs to be there but I'd reckon we'd have to loosen him up a bit.

Manchu wrote:Oh feth and JEB needs to be there but I'd reckon we'd have to loosen him up a bit.

Loosen me up eh? You definitely need to go drinking with me then....

I have never smoked, and I don't think I will. I suffered from Asthma, which I've seemingly grown out of. But I like being able to breathe. Shortness of breathe and having to have something or someone help me breathe isn't something I want to do again. My friends don't smoke, my girlfriend hates being around people while they smoke, to the point where she gets ill. So I'm not going to be faced with peer pre--

Wait, I just remembered I've never even drunk, and I'm legally aloud (arguibly required) to do so. Man, I'm boring...

Khornholio wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:Try banana skins man

serious hardcore gak right there

Crushed Peanut skins too. If you can stand the smell of burning peanut butter.

Strawberry Leaves. They'll send you to the moon.

I smoke cigars. They go really well with scotch, so that was the main reason I picked up the habit.

I smoke. Occassionally I drink too.

Amid all the health warnings, propaganda, bans on smoking in public, always remember there's only one statistic that's totally factual, proven and undeniable:

100% of non-smokers die.

Manchu wrote:I want to drink with dogma badly.

Manchu wrote:
Nothing would stop us after the sixteenth of seventeenth pint, you know.

Royal Navy Rum for me.

Manchu wrote:
Oh feth and JEB needs to be there but I'd reckon we'd have to loosen him up a bit.

So long as he doesn't wear the tweed jacket.

dogma wrote:Royal Navy Rum for me.

Pusser's?

dogma wrote:So long as he doesn't wear the tweed jacket.

Damn! I will have to find some other, equally pretentious, ensemble to dazzle you with!

Don't listen to him Jebbers - feel the need.

The need for TWEED.

Hell yeah I smoke! As long as is not meth or crack (not counting that one time...) I smoke a half pack of Kools everyday and as much weed as I can get my hands on. I'm lovin every bit of it except the price. Cheers!

JEB_Stuart wrote:Pusser's?

Love it.

dogma wrote:Damn! I will have to find some other, equally pretentious, ensemble to dazzle you with!

I'll stick to my T-shirt and designer jeans.

ive tried to give up maybe 3 times in total, but i just like smoking, especially when im at work, or drinking