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wait......yea no bad BAD!!!!!!! Its not nice...... you should be nice to the girl no matter what! YEAAS YEAAAS *strokes hands menacingly)
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
Prolly because I am one, cheese. See what I did there?
Maybe you're right, Nike. Perhaps I should be better to women. Maybe I'll give it a shot in a few years, but for right now, my system is flawless.
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"They invade our space...and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds...and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them PAY for what they've done!"
lord of the ghosts wrote:I never asked. I waited, until she would ask me for a date. Maybe that was wrong?
Never wait. Never.
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"In short there is no Order only Chaos eternal so lament and be quelled with fear if you serve the False Emperor or accept the gifts bestowed by the pantheon of the four gods and rejoice as the galaxy burns." - Unknown Wordbearer
Cheesecat wrote:Well at least they usually have big melons.
Agreed. Chubby ladies are bestest ladies.
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I'll never forget when I was on a bus with my fellow class mates, and this BEAST, no joke, it was like a land locked orca, just far, far uglier was all over me.
I mean, even a self-professed fatty-hunter like myself was outmatched by this creature. The simple mathematics of performing the act of copulation with her was astounding.
So I pretended I was asleep whilst she pawed at my back in a loving manner. I then promptly escaped the confines of the bus and dissappeared into a large crowd. I felt as though ID escaped a far worse fate than death.
I had met my match.
"They invade our space...and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds...and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them PAY for what they've done!"
Most of the comments on this thread make me very happy to be married and not subject to the likes of all of you.
I agree with the majority of the posters that asking is going to be your best bet.
painted: 12 dryads,9 glade guard,2 glade guard scouts.
assembled but unpainted: 2 glade guard and the lord's bowman, 8 glade guard scouts, sexy elf lord
in the box: , 8 glade riders, , one female spellsinger, Orion, Ariel, the faerie queen. SOB immolator, 15 sisters.
Marriage isn't in my future. But if you way 175+, you have a giant hotdog-flavored target on your back.
"They invade our space...and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds...and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them PAY for what they've done!"
"They invade our space...and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds...and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them PAY for what they've done!"
I disagree. The healthy weight for me is 175+. on a female frame. So I can ride her humpback to the store for cheetos.
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"They invade our space...and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds...and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them PAY for what they've done!"
Nah I weigh 175. Good muscle but still working on shedding some extra baggage. I work my ass off in the gym after cranking out a few guardsmen every other day. I strap up my hunch-saddle and ride her to 24 hour fitness. I proceed to do an hour and a half regimen, she snags a marionberry pie, and we hook up afterward for my ride home.
WEEEEEEeeeeee!
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"They invade our space...and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds...and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them PAY for what they've done!"
Sorry I misread your post again, anyways have you thought of going for leaner chicks? Or do you like the large milk jugs that you get from the big girls?
Nah I dig on leaner babes. But the plus-sizes are easier to get. Not the type of fellow to put up with high maintenance chicks. Knowwhatimean? I prefer simple relationships. Bigger chicks dig that. I'm not interested in putting up with you shoe selection, makeup preferences, escorting you to inane romcoms.
I like this:
"Do I look fat in this dress?"
"Yep."
"Screw you."
"Ok."
"They invade our space...and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds...and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them PAY for what they've done!"
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags.
"They invade our space...and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds...and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them PAY for what they've done!"
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