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How do i ask a girl to be my girl friend?

Like so.

Have you tried just asking?

Drug her and ask her again when she's bound and gagged in your basement.

By my age, the problem starts becoming "how can I keep sleeping with this girl without her asking to become my girlfriend."

Shadowbrand wrote:Drug her and ask her again when she's bound and gagged in your basement.

I typed out half-a-dozen different joke answers and discarded them all for fear of being too brazen. :/

No No NO NO.

Your not supposed to ask, your supposed to be like "Woman! You WILL be my girlfriend!"

Garrunteed to get a chuckle out of all except the most dead girls.

And Gwar!, you really seem to like google, don't you?

I'm with Gwar on this one.....

Man up, grow a pair, and just ASK. You'd be suprised how well that works.

I like slargs awnser,thanks guys,il ask on monday.

Grambo wrote:I like slargs awnser,thanks guys,il ask on monday.

Facial expression is key, as is body posture.

Hey good, bad, or indifferent.... Let us know how it goes.

I'd like to post a youtube clip of the scene in swingers where Trent and Sue give the claws and fangs speech, but there is too much swearing to be allowed.

So, look for it on your own time.

Just walk up and say "Does this smell like chloroform?" and put the rag over her mouth. Nothing leaves them speachless faster.

Wait until she goes to bed, then, shoot a grappling hook on top of her window w/o making any noise. Climb in, and use your circular glass saw to cut a hole large enough for you to unlock the window.

Then, crawl in. Wake her up, all romantic like, and then dragon kick her out of the window.

Mission accomplished.

Women like confidence, just stroll right up to her and ask her if you can take her temperature with your all beef thermometer.

Two options.....
Sit her down and say"<Name>....I would like....to plow you"

or

Dont ask her...let her know you are interested in subtle ways and be as charming as possible...after playing hard to get she will come to you...worked for me

She was in on it the whole time... but I knew.

But yeah otherwise if you've reached the critical mass of a relationship where it would be difficult/foolish to try and carry on .. the way you are .. without some modicum of a convention, it would be a good idea. Something like - "We've been together for a long time..." and the rest should follow from there. Just be suave.

sA's Tip For the Day: Be suave.

sA

walk up to her and say" scuse me do you fancy a bonk".
If she says no, say"well do you mind lying down while I have one"

Alcohol.

If too young to legally consume said beverage... sugar.

However you do it, do it without he gaggle of friends around. noone likes being put on the spot in front of their friends.

Drug her, then devour her delicous flesh. Or ask her to be your bird. Whatever floats your boat.

Just ask her if she likes spending time with you; her response will tell you if she's interested.

Don't try chat-up lines like : 'Wanna go halves on a baby' or anything like that unless your testosterone levels rival those of Chuck Norris.

I've given this advice more than once on Dakka. There are always those who freak out and go "you'll get arrested" or "she'll punch you out". However, I do suggest that you save it for at least the third date. By the third date, you're "in", OK? 'When in doubt, whip it out."

However, however, however, follow Gwar's advice and just ask her out already. The worst thing that happens is that she says 'NO' and you are inthe exact same position you are in now.

what every you do WHAT EVERY YOU DO! If she asks "so what made you decide to ask me out" do not I repeat do NOT say "I asked some random people on the internet" cause then it will be over. or I guess try not to say "I talked to my friends" or something in that area cause she may actually go ask your friends....I would suggest saying something along the lines of "I just really like you and wanted to be more that friends"

Good Luck

Confidence my good man! The women love it, especially when you're a bit younger and they're used to boys treating them like other boys!

Don't try chat-up lines like : 'Wanna go halves on a baby' or anything like that unless your testosterone levels rival those of Chuck Norris.

J.Black I think we can all agree that NO ONE has the testosterone to rival Chuck Norris.

These threads are full of fail.

Honestly? If you're young enough to be asking how, you're not old enough to make it worthwhile.

Well, at least we've evolved past peeing on someones leg to declare them your freind.

Ok, maybe not everyone has.

Nightwatch wrote:These threads are full of fail.
Honestly? If you're young enough to be asking how, you're not old enough to make it worthwhile.

Kind of a punch to the face to the guy.......maybe he just wanted some other opinions on how he could ask a girl out.


@Mistriss of Minis

Wait......we're not supposed to do that anymore........oops. jk

Commissar NIkev wrote:

Nightwatch wrote:These threads are full of fail.
Honestly? If you're young enough to be asking how, you're not old enough to make it worthwhile.

Kind of a punch to the face to the guy.......maybe he just wanted some other opinions on how he could ask a girl out.

Ah. Of course. Not in a bad way...
Although the kind of "help" some posters are tossing around is probably scarier than anything I've said.

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:Alcohol.

If too young to legally consume said beverage... sugar.

However you do it, do it without he gaggle of friends around. noone likes being put on the spot in front of their friends.

This is truly the best advice on here so far. Then yea the confidence thing. That goes pretty far. And if your a little funny about how you go about asking, then thats even better. A sense of humor is a great skill to have

KingCracker wrote: And if your a little funny about how you go about asking, then thats even better. A sense of humor is a great skill to have

You have to be careful with this though cause you don't want her to just think you joking around.


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Nightwatch wrote:

Commissar NIkev wrote:

Nightwatch wrote:These threads are full of fail.
Honestly? If you're young enough to be asking how, you're not old enough to make it worthwhile.

Kind of a punch to the face to the guy.......maybe he just wanted some other opinions on how he could ask a girl out.

Ah. Of course. Not in a bad way...
Although the kind of "help" some posters are tossing around is probably scarier than anything I've said.

Well I see now that I reread it, it was mostly cause the 'help' from other people is either ridiculously weird or very helpful. Yours was just......in the middle so I couldn't really tell I guess.

Step 1: ask her to hang out with just you. Go out see a movie or something in a friendly way. If she isn't stupid, she will know that this is a date. If she is stupid then, well, your boned.
Step 2: Go on another date.
Step 3: Ask her out.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: PROFIT!