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Ask for a rematch if you lose. At 0 points.

Get your pet dog, give it a saddle and say it's a sguigoth.

This article is hilarious!!

 meatman33 wrote:
REALLY ANNOYING:

WHenever you score a wound an an opponent's model, take the model, and drill a small hole in it, and say:

"You will remember that wound FORVEVER!"


Play Tau. WHenever you shoot a laser, shine a flashlight in your opponents eyes and make laser noises.

For the flashlight, that should be for gaurd. Tau use flying balls of plasmaish stuff

Better idea for the Hammer, bring a sledge hammer, prop it up next to the table. When the opponent questions it, say its for my Hammer of Wrath. For better effect get a sharpy and write Wrath on the head.

Remember Hammer of Wrath auto hits.

tap the table with your model once for every inch you move in the movement phase - tell your opponant it's to simulate walking.

(ps - rules 2 + 20 are the same ...)

Order 50 boxes of pizza, stack them across the table with all your objectives behind, claim they are LOS blocking terrain.

SO MANY GOOD IDEAS!!!!
Cheers for just making our weekly games at my gaming club with all my mates soooo much more fun.
MUAHAHAHA!!!

Just Married!

Almost each and every one made me laugh harder than 99% of internet memes

Hope I'm just repeating something already known. But #2 and #20 is the same.

 Vanguard-13 wrote:
Hope I'm just repeating something already known. But #2 and #20 is the same.

*rolled a 6 for thread reanimation protocol*

I never noticed the last reply was in 2013.

 Vanguard-13 wrote:
I never noticed the last reply was in 2013.

By how dead this forum is, "last post was in 2013" means "Bottom of front page".

Just thought I'd point out for anyone that will stumble upon this again that it's not called a paintball "gun" but a paintball "marker". Big distinction when the sport is trying to get away from the idea in parents minds that it's about guns and killing each other.

 Ignatius wrote:
Just thought I'd point out for anyone that will stumble upon this again that it's not called a paintball "gun" but a paintball "marker". Big distinction when the sport is trying to get away from the idea in parents minds that it's about guns and killing each other.

You mean it's not about killing your friends?? ((joking, joking. yes I've played paintball for awhile now. Back when they were hand 'markers' with tubes. The last one I bought was a Tippman A-5. I quit probably five or six years ago. Still got the g... marker.))

 Vanguard-13 wrote:

 Ignatius wrote:
Just thought I'd point out for anyone that will stumble upon this again that it's not called a paintball "gun" but a paintball "marker". Big distinction when the sport is trying to get away from the idea in parents minds that it's about guns and killing each other.

You mean it's not about killing your friends?? ((joking, joking. yes I've played paintball for awhile now. Back when they were hand 'markers' with tubes. The last one I bought was a Tippman A-5. I quit probably five or six years ago. Still got the g... marker.))

Well you know and I know and pretty much anyone who is over the age of 12 knows that we use "kill" jokingly. But parents who have never played before, have no intent to play, and are simply interested in ruining everything for everyone don't understand that their child can use the phrase "Dude that last game I so killed you!" without making a leap of shooting up their school the next day.