Article Discussion: How to annoy your opponent in 40K

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**WH40KGuy757**

I will try to add more soon! ^^

**karimabuseer**

That made me laugh

**WH40KGuy757**

Thanks! I'm still browsing the web for more....

**revackey**

Hahah my favorites,

Remove the models with a paintball gun.

Give your opponent tissues and diapers.

**WH40KGuy757**

I'm hoping on making "dramatisations" of these with a friend of mine some time this summer....so be on the look out for "How to Annoy Your Opponent in 40K" on Youtube!! ^^

**revackey**

Thad be awesome.

**lukie117**

one answer to how to annoy your opponent play necrons with a res orb it will annoy your opponent

**rowan341**

what do I face if I live in England?

**soultaker**

Paint your general like chuck norris and win by defaut!!!

**lol wut**

I laughed my *ss off!

**revackey**

Dont assemble your people, just use bases and say what they have and who they are.

Take to long for each move, and pretend you have two personalities fighting on what move to do.

Move, then regret the move, and if he or she says you can do that, whip them in the hand with the range ruler.

**Redbeard**

This article could be formatted better. Let me know if you want help with that.

**brother_zach**

The back-up hammer made me laugh at the seriousness of 40k lol

**Cing C0br**

http://www.fastdicerolling.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=687&hl=annoy

Heres 100 ways found on another forum

**FredTheEvilKitteh**

This is awesome

**Chowderhead**

Alternate Hammer:

Place hammer on table. If opponent asks what it is for, it's for keeping morale up.

"You FAILED? *Wham* That'll teach you, foolish... Baneblade... Crap.

**-Nazdreg-**

"wanna see my power sword" LOL

nice stuff in it

I would bring a portable DVD-player and play a nice little loop of gunny Hartman from "Full metal jacket" while playing my IG. In german...

**shrike**

Chuck norris HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm sooo gonna do that...
anyone know where to get a space marine roundhouse kicking?
Or how to convert one?

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He has been made!!!
click on my name, topics created by shrike, click "Chuck Norris marine paintjob" and discuss how I should paint him!

**weetyskemian44**

Like this list
say things like
MMMMMMM juicy...
That was sexual
BOOO-YA
and
Toastieee!
when you kill something

**Phototoxin**

Dice-turbating is a bit annoying though... the whole 'take a minute for each dice roll' really bugs me..

**lucasbuffalo**

I've seen a lot of these, especially the comments when a large amount of hits fails to make a wound.
The noise.....
THE NOISE!!!
And the flicking of the shirt too :/

**nickick**

Just... LOL

**Vrakk**

36.) Bring a hand puppet. Question it constantly as to what is the best course of action.

This is just awesome. Now I have to decide who to make the puppet look like.

**Sanctjud**

May I add one:

Play the game standing on the opponents' side...much hate in my area

**Monster Rain**

They would love my Drop Pod army then!

**Skarshak**

hehehehe... Great Stuff!

**deddog**

But don't do it too much just a few at a time. otherwise you can't do it again.

**Khorne Flakes**

MUST FIND SOMBRERO

**Saintspirit**

Here's some to add:
Each time you decides to shoot/move/assault whatever, say it like "Ok, my Fire warriors moves here", then slam you in the face and say "Nope, I guess they aren't..."
Each time you kill one of your opponents models, laugh maniacally and yell "ONE STEP CLOSER TO WORLD DOMINATION!"
Should your HQ be killed my the opponent, grab it, positionate yourself like Igor and whisper "Don't worry, my precious... I will avenge you...". On a second thought, do this when any of your models are killed.
Wear a mask. Should the enemy ask you why, tell him/her you don't want him/her to see your reactions.