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Vrakk wrote:36.) Bring a hand puppet. Question it constantly as to what is the best course of action.

This is just awesome. Now I have to decide who to make the puppet look like.

kermit! AND miss. Piggy! have a chat between them!

That has to be the most funny thing I've seen for ages.
My insurance replaced it indeed.

LOL im going to use these

I'm not sure if this awful or awesome.

rowan341 wrote:what do I face if I live in England?

you need a special compass which points to Nottingham or more precisely warhammer world.. face in that direction

REALLY ANNOYING:

WHenever you score a wound an an opponent's model, take the model, and drill a small hole in it, and say:

"You will remember that wound FORVEVER!"


Play Tau. WHenever you shoot a laser, shine a flashlight in your opponents eyes and make laser noises.

That was histarical.

ha, #11. Thats just plain awsome

awesome stuff, but what happens when both players do it that would be a battle to see

WarlordGuppy wrote:awesome stuff, but what happens when both players do it

then the universe would implode.

If you are playing chaos demons or CSM, put music from the HPLS on....

ALLLLL I WANT FOR SOLSTICE IS MY SANITY!

The best one is 40k EXTREME. Bring an actual warhammer and every time anything dies, smash it. It makes the most expensive hobby in the world to a whole new level.

WarlordGuppy wrote:awesome stuff, but what happens when both players do it that would be a battle to see

... Do it, and put it on YouTube. xD

Riffzor wrote:

WarlordGuppy wrote:awesome stuff, but what happens when both players do it that would be a battle to see

... Do it, and put it on YouTube. xD

yeah. Try and do every one.
trade kleenex, try to wear the biggest sumbrero, both bring paintball guns and start a war, both take part in each other's model's funerals, making speeches and such, ect.
the most tedious game of 40k ever.

Don't pay attention to the game. chat to people while playing. When your opponent rolls dice, say that he has to roll them again because you weren't watching. Then start chatting again.

6.) Turn 2: Take every single one of your models off the board. Put them up. Leave. Don't come back. Never say a word while doing this.
LOL

"bring a hammer and set it on the table. If your opponent asks, say it’s your back-up plan"



Also I do 7, 9 and 26 to my brother all the time. This has given me loads more ideas, I just need to find a shop in my town that sells sombreros...

I laughed at this! Super funny!


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Number somthing long) after you beat your oponent every time he says somthimg about your game with him tell him "i pwned you like a noob"

this has happened to me in newcastle GW, needless to say that I dont go to GW any more.

Ways to thoroughly annoy your opponent:

1: Say 'He's dead' EVERY SINGLE TIME he fails a save. Give it an hour or so, it's a slow burner.
2. If the unit you killed is over your side of the board, pick up his models and skite them across the table at him.
3. Roll your handful of dice intentionally over the top of your opponents models.
4. Borrow dice from him and 'accidently' put them in your pocket after rolling. Do this every turn.
5. High five a friend every time you kill a unit.
6. Quit half-way through if you're getting roflstomped and part with a 'lets call it a draw'

I got a million of these.

The Chuck Norris one was good i could still add a few more funny parts.

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I've considered wearing a cooking pot on my head and holding a ladle like a baton during a game.
I also wore a tricorne hat to my FLGS on the day of the release of Dreadfleet, but I didn't play any games.

Once, I had a friend of mine play Star Craft II sound effects respectively in order to 'dramatize' the battle.
Everyone quit after turn 1.

There's a thread in 40k discussion I think with hundreds of these.

killykavekommando wrote:Once, I had a friend of mine play Star Craft II sound effects respectively in order to 'dramatize' the battle.
Everyone quit after turn 1.

Some people have no sense of humor. Unless he halted the game for more than 10 seconds at a time.

No, but he did play 'THOR IS HERE' every 8 seconds or so

WA? And that was worth storming out of a game over? No cuddles for them.

LOL
"Hold a Funeral"
Ha Ha Ha

Warriors FIRE(say one time for every shot(heavy bolter devasator squad =)))