Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Gorskar.da.Lost wrote: [
DUDE.
We have access to the elite Northumbrians in our army. Those guys are descended from Vikings. I should know, my family comes from there.
You southerners don't stand a snowball's chance in hell.
Well to be fair the boy Alfred did good.
And Harold marched all the way up the A1(M) to give 'em a jolly good thrashing at Stamford Bridge.
(How did it end up in Chelsea
btw?)

Let's be fair, there, old chap. It was a closely fought battle, and a great many of the Norsemen fought to the death. Besides, most of the northern counties had the reputation of being scary fighters back then. Ah, the good old days...
Also, I have no clue as to what Chelsea has to do with the battle. Suggestions, anyone? Maybe they just thought the name was cool.