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2011/01/16 14:27:37
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Stormin' Stompa
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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike 2: The Wedding
There once was a Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike, and being the hero type person he was, wanted to marry the Chapter Master's daughter.
So after getting permission by going on a loooong quest, he was set to marry the Chapter Master's daughter and the day of the Wedding came.
They were standing before the Chaplain and the Chaplain said.
"Do you, the Chapter Master's daughter, take the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
And the crowd roared, "not THE Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike?"
And the chaplain replied "Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike"
"So, do you, the Chapter Master's daughter, take the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"For Rich and for Poor?,"
"In sickness and in health?,"
"As Battle brother, Sergeant, Veteran, Captian, or Chapter master?,"
"Entombed in Dreadnought Sarcophagus and in Power Armor?,"
"For as long as you both shall live?
and the Chapter Master's daughter replied:
"Do I take the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike to be my lawfully wedded husband?"
"For Rich and for Poor?,"
"In sickness and in health?,"
"As Battle brother, Sergeant, Veteran, Captian, or Chapter master?,"
"Entombed in Dreadnought Sarcophagus and in Power Armor?,"
"For as long as we both shall live?
and the Chaplain replied, "Yes, Do you, the Chapter Master's daughter, take the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
And the Chapter Master's daughter said, "I do"
And the Chaplian turned to the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike and he said,
"Do you, the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike, take Chapter Master's daughter to be your lawfully wedded Wife?"
And the crowd roared, "not THE Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike?"
And the chaplain replied "Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike"
"So, do you, the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike, take the Chapter Master's daughter to be your lawfully wedded Wife?"
"For Rich and for Poor?,"
"In sickness and in health?,"
"As Battle brother, Sergeant, Veteran, Captian, and Chapter master?,"
"Entombed in Dreadnought Sarcophagus and in Power Armor?,"
"For as long as you both shall live?
and the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike said,
"Do I, the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike, take Chapter Master's daughter to be my lawfully wedded Wife?"
"For Rich and for Poor?,"
"In sickness and in health?,"
"As Battle brother, Sergeant, Veteran, Captian, and Chapter master?,"
"Entombed in Dreadnought Sarcophagus and in Power Armor?,"
"For as long as we both shall live?"
and the Chaplain said, "YES!"
and the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike said, "I do"
and the Chaplain turned to the Chapter and said,
"I now pronounce this couple 'Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike and Wife"
and the crowd roared, "Not the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike and Wife"
And the Chaplain said, "YES, THE Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike and Wife!"
And the Cround said, "Oh."
The end.
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2011/01/16 14:44:59
Subject: Dakka Memes!
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Major
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"PEOPLE ARE KILLING WARHAMMER 40K" tread, anyone?
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2011/01/16 14:45:58
Subject: Dakka Memes!
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Lady of the Lake
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Manchu wrote:Multilazors FTW! Where's Metallifan?
You forgot the bit about Razorback Landraiders. And what does Metallifan have to do with this?
I thought we called them Land Razors. 
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2011/01/16 14:55:20
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Tim the Biovore wrote:snurl wrote:What, no Busey Trolls?
Will somebody please get MGS over here?
I'm not allowed to post them any more, I dun got me a warning for spamming.
I used to drop them on threads for being bland or crappy but alas no more... well, perhaps one last time for nostal.... OMFGWTFBBQ Buseytrolls!!!!1onewun!!
BUSEYTROLLS DEPLOYED!!!wunwhanone1!
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2011/01/16 16:28:15
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Just Dave's 1000th post thread....
I could never make a correct guess 
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2011/01/16 16:54:17
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Stormin' Stompa
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Ediin wrote:Just Dave's 1000th post thread....
I could never make a correct guess
I thought you got One right...
Unless that was in my failed ranking thread.
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2011/01/16 17:22:08
Subject: Dakka Memes!
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Bryan Ansell
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I must admit to finding myself singing blame the victim to the tune of Panic by The Smiths.
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2011/01/16 18:02:40
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Im glad the space corridors thing died out FINALLY, but when that thread first dropped, it had me laughing so damn hard.
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2011/01/16 19:42:56
Subject: Dakka Memes!
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Fixture of Dakka
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chowderhead13 wrote:Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:That Cannerus guy seems fairly meme-worthy...
Has he found a house yet?
Been through a couple, but yeah.  Staying with someone I hooked up with (and have a few backups of the same nature). Employed again so should be stable in a month or so. I'm also going to submit that GWAR! himself is a meme, with the waves of RaW jokes that ensued in his presence.
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Worship me. |
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2011/01/16 20:10:10
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Peanut butter proves God's existence.
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2011/01/16 20:12:48
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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ChiliPowderKeg wrote:Peanut butter proves God's existence.
Cannerus proves God's existence 
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/01/16 20:51:11
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Ediin wrote:Just Dave's 1000th post thread....
I could never make a correct guess
I second this.
... What?
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2011/01/16 21:52:56
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Ediin wrote:Just Dave's 1000th post thread.... I could never make a correct guess
No, but you got an internet peanut somehow... darn foggy memory
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2011/01/16 22:07:54
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Avatar 720 wrote:ChiliPowderKeg wrote:Peanut butter proves God's existence.
Cannerus proves God's existence
That's a little redundant. Yes, Cannerus proves his own existence. 
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2011/01/16 22:14:10
Subject: Dakka Memes!
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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All the good ones have been said... :(
Actually... Does my habit of having my face on some random thing count? I did it a lot and got pms over them. A minor meme perhaps?
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!" 
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2011/01/16 22:38:49
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well if your head is a meme, then my beard is as well. Its been brought up more then a few times, even when I wasnt contributing to said thread bringing it up! Automatically Appended Next Post: BTW the hellicopter head reminds me of the Thomas the Tank engine show
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2011/01/16 22:42:32
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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KingCracker wrote:Well if your head is a meme, then my beard is as well. Its been brought up more then a few times, even when I wasnt contributing to said thread bringing it up!
Automatically Appended Next Post:
BTW the hellicopter head reminds me of the Thomas the Tank engine show
I suppose the inevitable YIKES! my username generates from newbies counts as a minor meme too.
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2011/01/16 22:42:59
Subject: Dakka Memes!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It does?
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2011/01/16 22:45:12
Subject: Dakka Memes!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Soladrin wrote:It does?
Its a recurring trend like the beard of kingcracker and the face of vikingscott.
A major meme would be kingcracker being seth rogan.
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2011/01/16 22:45:31
Subject: Dakka Memes!
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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VikingScott wrote:All the good ones have been said... :(
Flying Land raider as proxy Storm Raven wasn't a good one, awww
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2011/01/16 22:50:30
Subject: Dakka Memes!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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corpsesarefun wrote:Soladrin wrote:It does?
Its a recurring trend like the beard of kingcracker and the face of vikingscott.
A major meme would be kingcracker being seth rogan.
I dont think something that just happened a weekish ago would be major. The major event of that coming to light was the fact that not only did LegoBurner come up with it, but he came up with it in the OT forum
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2011/01/16 22:51:47
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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KingCracker wrote:Well if your head is a meme, then my beard is as well. Its been brought up more then a few times, even when I wasnt contributing to said thread bringing it up!
KC, your beard is a meme. Minor, as it is only found in the OT wasteland.
VikingScott wrote:
Actually... Does my habit of having my face on some random thing count? I did it a lot and got pms over them. A minor meme perhaps?
VikingScott, your face is a meme. Because you are Jack Black.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/16 22:55:10
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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chowderhead13 wrote:KingCracker wrote:Well if your head is a meme, then my beard is as well. Its been brought up more then a few times, even when I wasnt contributing to said thread bringing it up!
KC, your beard is a meme. Minor, as it is only found in the OT wasteland.
VikingScott wrote:
Actually... Does my habit of having my face on some random thing count? I did it a lot and got pms over them. A minor meme perhaps?
VikingScott, your face is a meme. Because you are Jack Black.
*rubs beard* not entirely true
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/336777.page#2281943
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2011/01/17 00:32:27
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Frazzled.
Dakka Meme Incarnate.
Read this the other day... Weiner Dog Legions in my mind...
Daschunds? Are they fast like Greyhounds?
No, they are the ones known as sausage dogs.
What? So they're square?
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2011/01/17 03:10:53
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Do threads about raging feminist FPS gamers and the troubles count?
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2011/01/17 03:49:33
Subject: Re:Dakka Memes!
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Tunneling Trygon
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:Tim the Biovore wrote:snurl wrote:What, no Busey Trolls?
Will somebody please get MGS over here?
I'm not allowed to post them any more, I dun got me a warning for spamming.
I used to drop them on threads for being bland or crappy but alas no more... well, perhaps one last time for nostal.... OMFGWTFBBQ Buseytrolls!!!!1onewun!!
BUSEYTROLLS DEPLOYED!!!wunwhanone1!
God Bless ye, MGS.
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2011/01/17 04:12:29
Subject: Dakka Memes!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Okay, someone explain the litko thing. Please? I read the topic, and had no clue what was going on. How the hell did that start?
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2011/01/17 04:19:07
Subject: Dakka Memes!
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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GalacticDefender wrote:Okay, someone explain the litko thing. Please? I read the topic, and had no clue what was going on. How the hell did that start?
thats pretty much it.
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H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, locationMagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
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2011/01/17 09:06:56
Subject: Dakka Memes!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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GalacticDefender wrote:Okay, someone explain the litko thing. Please? I read the topic, and had no clue what was going on. How the hell did that start?
I'm not sure how it all started, but I am looking for some "industrial towers" and "space corridors"; do you know where I can find some?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/17 09:31:18
Subject: Dakka Memes!
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Ruthless Rafkin
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Let's not start that again! Otherwise, I won't have the time to search the litko site for "industrial towers" and "space corridors".
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