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2011/01/23 02:38:39
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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DA's Forever wrote:All hail DOOMFART and their magnificent foresight
Have you joined DOOMFART, would you like to become a member? 
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2011/01/23 02:42:05
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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No he hasn't and yes he would.
DOOMFART's magnificent foresight in action right there!
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/01/23 02:52:10
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Avatar 720 wrote:No he hasn't and yes he would.
DOOMFART's magnificent foresight in action right there!
Would you like to be a member as well?
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2011/01/23 02:53:17
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Cheesecat wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:No he hasn't and yes he would.
DOOMFART's magnificent foresight in action right there!
Would you like to be a member as well?
He is a member, fool!
Damn, do we have a mole in the bunker? 
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2011/01/23 02:56:34
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Avatar 720 wrote:No he hasn't and yes he would.
DOOMFART's magnificent foresight in action right there!
Avatar 720 I announce you 23rd member of DOOMFART (also Chowder I didn't know, nobody told me about this). Do you think it would be wise to make the Church of Turtle-Pie the official religion of DakkaDakka?
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2011/01/23 03:05:06
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Cheesecat wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:No he hasn't and yes he would.
DOOMFART's magnificent foresight in action right there!
Avatar 720 I announce you 23rd member of DOOMFART (also Chowder I didn't know, nobody told me about this). Do you think it would be wise to make the Church of Turtle-Pie the official religion of DakkaDakka?
HELL YES! I'll put it on the page!
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2011/01/23 03:25:14
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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chowderhead13 wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:No he hasn't and yes he would.
DOOMFART's magnificent foresight in action right there!
Avatar 720 I announce you 23rd member of DOOMFART (also Chowder I didn't know, nobody told me about this). Do you think it would be wise to make the Church of Turtle-Pie the official religion of DakkaDakka?
HELL YES! I'll put it on the page!
I have updated my sig showing a link to DOOMFART face book page and now recognizing Church of Turtle-Pie as our Official religion. Now we just need their clergy men to become official members.
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2011/01/23 04:54:20
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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And so it all falls into place
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/23 04:56:00
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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DA's Forever wrote:And so it all falls into place
I'll repeat what I said earlier:
Have you joined DOOMFART, would you like to become a member?
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2011/01/23 04:58:38
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Luxembourg looks like an easy piece-o-land
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2011/01/23 05:00:05
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Cheesecat wrote:DA's Forever wrote:And so it all falls into place
I'll repeat what I said earlier:
Have you joined DOOMFART, would you like to become a member?
I already have a correspondence with, another whom approached me 
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/23 05:03:38
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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DA's Forever wrote:Cheesecat wrote:DA's Forever wrote:And so it all falls into place
I'll repeat what I said earlier:
Have you joined DOOMFART, would you like to become a member?
I already have a correspondence with, another whom approached me
I officially proclaim you as DOOMFART's 24th member and how come no one informs me about new recruits anymore?
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2011/01/23 05:05:08
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Cheesecat wrote:DA's Forever wrote:Cheesecat wrote:DA's Forever wrote:And so it all falls into place
I'll repeat what I said earlier:
Have you joined DOOMFART, would you like to become a member?
I already have a correspondence with, another whom approached me
I officially proclaim you as DOOMFART's 24th member and how come no one informs me about new recruits anymore?
Excellent
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/23 14:04:13
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Asherian Command wrote:I say we take over New Zealand. It has 0% Army 0% Navy 0% Air Force. 100% open for conquest.
(i wonder if governments will look at this website and say YOU THREATEN US! Its the internet we don't have that of a intimidating kick at all.)
Ah but they currently possess the awesome power of ..... PETER JACKSON!!!1!!!1 Automatically Appended Next Post: ChiliPowderKeg wrote:Luxembourg looks like an easy piece-o-land
You're joking right? Snugly nestled between Belgium, France, and Germany looks easy?
Probably the second most fought over bit of property in the world...... Or third, if you count the current situation in the middle east.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/01/23 15:54:47
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Taiwan!!
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2011/01/23 16:52:05
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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helgrenze wrote:
You're joking right? Snugly nestled between Belgium, France, and Germany looks easy?
Probably the second most fought over bit of property in the world.....
Ummm...
Belgium has enough to care to keep themselves undivided.
Germany isn't interested in Luxembourg
That leaves france
Do we fear France?
I'd suggest to take over greece isles. They need the money and there are nice places. Dakka's own mediterranean Holiday resort
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In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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2011/01/23 18:07:57
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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1hadhq wrote:helgrenze wrote:
You're joking right? Snugly nestled between Belgium, France, and Germany looks easy?
Probably the second most fought over bit of property in the world.....
Ummm...
Belgium has enough to care to keep themselves undivided.
Germany isn't interested in Luxembourg
That leaves france
Do we fear France?
I'd suggest to take over greece isles. They need the money and there are nice places. Dakka's own mediterranean Holiday resort
They banned Miniskirts.
I'm not touching that basket case with a 50 foot pole.
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2011/01/23 18:29:49
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China 
We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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2011/01/23 19:08:35
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China
We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
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2011/01/23 19:39:06
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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chowderhead13 wrote:1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China
We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
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2011/01/23 19:43:24
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China
We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/23 19:46:41
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China
We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
I volonteer for the assassination.
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2011/01/23 19:47:50
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China
We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
I volonteer for the assassination.
Sadly, we already have an operative sent. One who has been cast out of the ranks of Dakka, and has found Martyrdom in DOOMFART.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/23 19:52:05
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China
We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
I volonteer for the assassination.
Sadly, we already have an operative sent. One who has been cast out of the ranks of Dakka, and has found Martyrdom in DOOMFART.
In that case, can I be the reserve assassin?
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2011/01/23 19:53:50
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China
We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
I volonteer for the assassination.
Sadly, we already have an operative sent. One who has been cast out of the ranks of Dakka, and has found Martyrdom in DOOMFART.
In that case, can I be the reserve assassin?
Who says you aren't already?
TO THE BUNKER!
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2011/01/23 19:54:46
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China
We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
I volonteer for the assassination.
Sadly, we already have an operative sent. One who has been cast out of the ranks of Dakka, and has found Martyrdom in DOOMFART.
In that case, can I be the reserve assassin?
Who says you aren't already?
TO THE BUNKER!
a.k.a DOOMFART Facebook page?
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2011/01/23 19:58:47
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China
We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
I volonteer for the assassination.
Sadly, we already have an operative sent. One who has been cast out of the ranks of Dakka, and has found Martyrdom in DOOMFART.
In that case, can I be the reserve assassin?
Who says you aren't already?
TO THE BUNKER!
a.k.a DOOMFART Facebook page?
SHHHHHHH!!!!! Don't give the location of the underground Bunker!
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2011/01/23 20:02:24
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Ediin wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China
We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
It's quit simple, really. We just plant Julian Assange in their country to gather embarrassing stories, and reveal them on "DakkaLeaks!"
Sadly he's on trial for raping. We need a decent substitute....
WAIT WHAT???
Damn. Well, we're gonna have to spare the Guatamalans for a bit, so we can send a DOOMFART assassin in to take out the judge in the case.
I volonteer for the assassination.
Sadly, we already have an operative sent. One who has been cast out of the ranks of Dakka, and has found Martyrdom in DOOMFART.
In that case, can I be the reserve assassin?
Who says you aren't already?
TO THE BUNKER!
a.k.a DOOMFART Facebook page?
SHHHHHHH!!!!! Don't give the location of the underground Bunker!
Don't worry, a paper plane airstrike is inbound on the Mod's location
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2011/01/23 20:53:20
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China
We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
We distract them with a marathon of New episodes of "Real Housewives of Shanghai!"
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/01/24 18:23:14
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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helgrenze wrote:1hadhq wrote:Sure, desperate poor ones won't change any rules.....
But Taiwan? A "province" of China
We don't plan to take over defensible countries but plan to take a place a soon to be major power wants?
How do we beat the chinese invading forces?
We distract them with a marathon of New episodes of "Real Housewives of Shanghai!"
My god....
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