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2011/01/19 08:13:31
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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So, on DOOMFART's new top-secret underground bunker facility, we learned that Dakka could successfully take over the nation of Lithuania, if we were a nation. What other places could Dakka annex, if we so choosed?
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/19 02:35:00
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Nobody must know about our planned take-over of Liechtenstein! Nobody!
Nor our future plans for the invasion of the Faroe Islands!
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/01/19 02:38:00
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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Djibouti
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 Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them. |
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2011/01/19 03:10:16
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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How about trying to get a man on the inside of the DCM forum and infiltrate that?
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2011/01/19 03:14:18
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Sinewy Scourge
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But where would you find one?
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2011/01/19 03:14:32
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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WarOne wrote:How about trying to get a man on the inside of the DCM forum and infiltrate that?
Damn!
Agent 245, your cover is blown! Evac NOW!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/19 03:28:36
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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OH CRAP!
ABORTING!
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2011/01/20 06:32:02
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Crafty Bray Shaman
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More appropriate question : What countries can dakka NOT takke over?
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2011/01/19 04:29:27
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Gibraltar.
I have it on good authority that they have a large rock. We can't compete with that.
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2011/01/19 05:23:50
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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Dude, we could mess up San Marino, the country with the world's highest population density. All you have to do is threaten to drop a stinkbomb into the middle of the street 
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2011/01/19 05:27:17
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Hmm Haiti? Political turmoil, recent disasters, public unrest..... Dakka could look like saviors.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
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2011/01/19 05:39:27
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Yeah, but why would you want to take over Haiti? For the most part, the countries that would be relatively easy to take over aren't exactly places you'd want to control.
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Read my story at:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356
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2011/01/19 06:00:18
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Tunneling Trygon
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2011/01/19 06:19:25
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Fireknife Shas'el
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I say we capture Monaco, just so I can get cheap F1 tickets
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2011/01/19 09:14:34
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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chaplaingrabthar wrote:I say we capture Monaco, just so I can get cheap F1 tickets
Nah.. they have enough money to buy most of us off.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/01/19 09:30:43
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2011/01/19 10:43:58
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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How about starting small, Nottingham would be a good choice I think.
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2011/01/19 12:13:53
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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[DCM]
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Nauru - 8.5 square miles - 13,000 residents.
We have almost tripple the numbers.
We can sell stamps, coins and tax free banking for international clients.
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2011/01/19 15:11:44
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
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2011/01/19 16:21:14
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Bah a bunch of priests and syncophants with "alleged" interests in young men? You can have them.
How about a nice secluded Island in the middle of the Indian Ocean for a base of ops? Diego Garcia anyone?
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/01/19 17:05:14
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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With the subtle use of subliminal messages and the application of the appropriate propaganda,coupled with the knowledge of using polarization to our advantage...Dakka could one day rule the world...or Brazil at the very least.
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2011/01/19 18:09:05
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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FITZZ wrote: With the subtle use of subliminal messages and the application of the appropriate propaganda,coupled with the knowledge of using polarization to our advantage...Dakka could one day rule the world...or Brazil at the very least.
Too much crime and corruption there.. might as well take over Camden Now with 50% fewer police!
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/01/19 20:46:41
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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we could start small and take over the idiot rich, corrupt country of ireland(i can say that cause im irish), free beer, free bacon, many unoccupied buildings and best of all!!! an inefficent army, with no heavy tanks....sounds like a plan methinks.
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2011/01/19 20:52:20
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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Yeah at this stage most irish people would probably welcome the change of government. I for one welcome our new flatulent overlords.
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2011/01/19 21:03:44
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Slippery Scout Biker
Ireland
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I second the annex of Ireland!
But our country is so f***ked that nobody wants it
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"All it takes for bad men to prevail is for good men to do nothing" Edmund Burke
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2011/01/19 21:24:44
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Avatar 720 wrote:Nobody must know about our planned take-over of Liechtenstein! Nobody!
Nor our future plans for the invasion of the Faroe Islands!
Leichtenstein will fall at the end days. We must build our strength first before we can burn down the gates of Mord er Leichtenstein. But when the time is right, the weiner legions will answer the call. Automatically Appended Next Post: I vote Iceland and/or Greenland. I've heard they are babelicious.
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2011/01/19 21:30:06
Subject: Re:What countries could Dakka take over?
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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2011/01/20 01:48:35
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Hauptmann
Diligently behind a rifle...
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helgrenze wrote:Hmm Haiti? Political turmoil, recent disasters, public unrest..... Dakka could look like saviors.
Dakka has been at work there for quite some time... Automatically Appended Next Post:
They would crumble if I showed up at their borders.
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2011/01/20 02:37:49
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Stormrider wrote:Automatically Appended Next Post:
They would crumble if I showed up at their borders.
Have fun with the nation of Dominatrices then 
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2011/01/20 02:58:34
Subject: What countries could Dakka take over?
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Hauptmann
Diligently behind a rifle...
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ChiliPowderKeg wrote:Stormrider wrote:Automatically Appended Next Post:
They would crumble if I showed up at their borders.
Have fun with the nation of Dominatrices then
Dominatri die by bullets the same as everything else, just kinkier.
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1943-1944 Era 1250 point Großdeutchland Force - Bolt Action
"The best medicine for Wraithlords? Multilasers. The best way to kill an Avatar? Lasguns."
"Time to pour out some liquor for the pinkmisted Harlequins"
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