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Greenland. I think their population is only 56,000.
painted: 12 dryads,9 glade guard,2 glade guard scouts.
assembled but unpainted: 2 glade guard and the lord's bowman, 8 glade guard scouts, sexy elf lord
in the box: , 8 glade riders, , one female spellsinger, Orion, Ariel, the faerie queen. SOB immolator, 15 sisters.
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
We just have to be sneaky. We could promise the mercenaries double the money if they help us take it over, and we both profit. See, quite simple, and Dakka now has a lot more money to advertise so that our ranks may grow!
In the grim darkness of the 21st Millenium; there is only DAKKADAKKA!
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Why dont we try for Cuba, or hell even take over Canada, I for one would gladly welcome a new form of government that does not involve Stephen Harper in it
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
Plus they have RoboPope. Not good.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
Plus they have RoboPope. Not good.
Maybe if we launch a surprise attack from the sewers, Angels and Demons style?
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
Plus they have RoboPope. Not good.
Maybe if we launch a surprise attack from the sewers, Angels and Demons style?
No they are expecting that. They have the Swiss Ferrets to deal with that.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
Plus they have RoboPope. Not good.
Maybe if we launch a surprise attack from the sewers, Angels and Demons style?
No they are expecting that. They have the Swiss Ferrets to deal with that.
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
Plus they have RoboPope. Not good.
Maybe if we launch a surprise attack from the sewers, Angels and Demons style?
No they are expecting that. They have the Swiss Ferrets to deal with that.
And we have the Frazzland Weiners!
Also, we can threaten them with a WMS. (Weapon of Mass Spamming)
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
Plus they have RoboPope. Not good.
Maybe if we launch a surprise attack from the sewers, Angels and Demons style?
No they are expecting that. They have the Swiss Ferrets to deal with that.
And we have the Frazzland Weiners!
This is true, but there is a price to be paid to incur the help of the weiner legions. Anyone have 2 metric tons of bacon laying about.
Out there is the Beast and he's hungry tonight...
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Ediin wrote:I'm surprised no-one's mentioned the Vatican.
Considering they have more money than god with which they can hire a yet more armed men (maybe not outfit them in such fabulous costumes but with lots of guns or rather DAKKA) I hardly see taking over the Vatican as being a feasible option.
Plus they have RoboPope. Not good.
Maybe if we launch a surprise attack from the sewers, Angels and Demons style?
No they are expecting that. They have the Swiss Ferrets to deal with that.
Then we shall hire the Spanish Inquisition!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
I think we should start pooling our resources and take our fight underground to tackle to growing problem with the Molemen. It's a only a matter of time before they strike, and holding their underground fortresses gives us a huge edge against our topside opposition.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Avatar 720 wrote:I think we should start pooling our resources and take our fight underground to tackle to growing problem with the Molemen. It's a only a matter of time before they strike, and holding their underground fortresses gives us a huge edge against our topside opposition.
Where do you think DOOMFART sent GES?
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
Also on the lsit of nations dakka could rule, we could easily control Sealand! Or Kickassia!
Easier said than done. Mordor would be tricky to control. I can only think of one 'man' who could survive in such an environment. One 'man' who could control such a large amount of unrelenting vicious Orcs. One 'man' to rule them all... This one man is...
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of." - Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now." - Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
Avatar 720 wrote:I think we should start pooling our resources and take our fight underground to tackle to growing problem with the Molemen. It's a only a matter of time before they strike, and holding their underground fortresses gives us a huge edge against our topside opposition.
Where do you think DOOMFART sent GES?
I thought he was sent to scout out the moon... must've been a different operative ¬.¬
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
I say we take over New Zealand. It has 0% Army 0% Navy 0% Air Force. 100% open for conquest.
(i wonder if governments will look at this website and say YOU THREATEN US! Its the internet we don't have that of a intimidating kick at all.)
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
Asherian Command wrote:I say we take over New Zealand. It has 0% Army 0% Navy 0% Air Force. 100% open for conquest.
(i wonder if governments will look at this website and say YOU THREATEN US! Its the internet we don't have that of a intimidating kick at all.)
They couldn't possibly take any of this seriously... which works all the more in our favour <insert evil laugh here>
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
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