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Slarg232 wrote:The next day (today), I was being gentlemanly and helping her out previously, because she lacked the room to hold the products in her area, she's pregnant, and I just enjoy being nice to even the ineligable ladies.

"Ineligable"? What? She's pregnant, so you know she puts out.

I say go for it!

biccat wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:The next day (today), I was being gentlemanly and helping her out previously, because she lacked the room to hold the products in her area, she's pregnant, and I just enjoy being nice to even the ineligable ladies.

"Ineligable"? What? She's pregnant, so you know she puts out.

I say go for it!

Lol, married, this is her second kid, and she is far, far, FAR too tall for my tastes.

Too tall, eh?

Not so easy to slap her around, yeah?

Whats wrong with a taller woman? Ive known many tall women in my day, and wanted to shag all of them just the same.


But yea, women like to beat around the bush, and try to say things to make men understand what the feth they are carrying on about.

wife - hey uhm..... so Jor (our daughter) has been going CRAZY today and just trashing stuff, mainly in the living room area. I took out the trash too, but didnt get to the sink, which means I didnt put anything out for dinner yet. Im off to the gym!

Now Ill type what she means, but using my brother as a substitute

Giant - Aw man, this place is trashed, we need to clean
me - yea it is *starts to clean
giant -I took out the garbage, you clean the dishes its fair
me -totally *does dishes*
giant - no dinner?
me - nope
giant - Burger king?
me - sure.


See how easy that flows? I dont get it

KingCracker wrote:
See how easy that flows? I dont get it

Do you want to "Get" it?

Chongara wrote:

KingCracker wrote:
See how easy that flows? I dont get it

Do you want to "Get" it?

Who wouldn't?

Oh wait. . .

My dilemma with the fairer sex now is that some of the 30+ ones who know that I am married throw themselves at me. They're operating on some other temporal level as what is physical reality now (i.e. the conditions of our lifestyles) would be cast into oblivion if I followed up on their advances (i.e. life would become one of recriminations and distrust). It's not like they just want the pork excalibur a couple of times along with some beers and a good time, they want, or think they want, a relationship where in 25 years I stand around in the mall holding her purse while she looks at stuff. I already have that. That is where all roads lead.

Micromegas wrote:Too tall, eh?

Not so easy to slap her around, yeah?

It's not so much that, it's when the woman gets to be around two heads taller than I am (Like her), that I have a problem with it.

Slarg232 wrote:

Micromegas wrote:Too tall, eh?

Not so easy to slap her around, yeah?

It's not so much that, it's when the woman gets to be around two heads taller than I am (Like her), that I have a problem with it.

She has two heads and both of them are taller than you? She should get that checked out...