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2011/09/29 00:51:01
Subject: What is the funniest 40k joke you have ever heard?
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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Lol.
What does Kharn have for breakfast?
KHORNE FLAKES!
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:In the grim darkness of the far future, the guy with a rifle is the weakest man on the battlefield, left to quake in terror, hoping the two or three shots he gets do the job before somebody runs screaming across the battlefield to hit him with an energized stick.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/440996.page
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2011/09/29 00:52:33
Subject: What is the funniest 40k joke you have ever heard?
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
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I find that offensive to my poor Orks.
Time to think of something Insulting to Space Marine players.
The fact you worship a Corpse god that's supposedly an all powerful and mighty thing but the fact he can't swat a fly is rather amusing. 
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2011/09/29 00:57:27
Subject: What is the funniest 40k joke you have ever heard?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Don't be too upset - we all know real men don't wear power armour.
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-Cadian Commander
able to snatch defeat from the jaws of the surest victories.
 Catachan 222nd Regiment Command Squad Gamma Platoon: Captain JKB JayneKateBob (JKB) Sniper (loving her longlas more than any man)
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2011/09/29 01:02:43
Subject: What is the funniest 40k joke you have ever heard?
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
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CadianCommander wrote:Don't be too upset - we all know real men don't wear power armour.
True point
5-6+ Saves for the Win!
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2011/09/29 01:05:10
Subject: What is the funniest 40k joke you have ever heard?
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Fully-charged Electropriest
Richmond, VA (We are legion)
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CadianCommander wrote:Don't be too upset - we all know real men don't wear power armour.
SAY THAT TO HIS FACE.
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DQ:90S--G-M----B--I+Pw40k94+ID+++A/sWD380R+T(I)DM
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2011/09/29 01:09:23
Subject: What is the funniest 40k joke you have ever heard?
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
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He's more Bubonic plague than man. 
My other Car is a land raider.
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2011/09/29 01:22:36
Subject: What is the funniest 40k joke you have ever heard?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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I still thoroughly enjoy the list of 40k commandments. My favorites include
Thou shalt not refer to the Emporer as the holy dead dude.
Thou shalt not tell a member of the adeptus sororitus that her power armour makes her butt look big.
They shalt not speak to space wolves in a scooby doo voice.
http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=38209
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/09/29 04:39:00
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Tons!
Tons!
Tons!
2,000pts