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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I find foreign travel narrows the mind excellently.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Cave Johnson wrote:Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Thats from portal hahaha. This guy has the world thinking.
When life gives you lemons, try to find the instruction manual. If you can't then try to figure out how these 'lemons' work. You will indefinitely break them, so then you should call custormor service and talk to the Indian man about your defective lemons, only to find out that the warranty ended 42 seconds ago. Then, call your lawyer and demand that he makes a court case of this, only to find out that the judge is actually your creepy landlord who will decree that you are guilty of all charges, even though you weren't facing any criminal charges in the first place. Then, with your useless lemons and 20 years of jail time, you will have time to wonder whether those lemons were truly worth it in the first place. In the end, you will cry yourself to sleep realizing that the lemons that life gave you were a free trial in the first place.
It happened to my cousin's roomate's nephew's grandfather's friend from summercamp of 1963's car dealer's favorite McDonalds cashier's sister. Okay, that hasn't happened to anyone I know, but it would be funny to think so.
I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:
Test Your IQ
"Welcome to the Imperial Guard, the line to get killed is this way."
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
The White House, speaking about the presidential tenure of George W. Bush wrote:He built global coalitions to remove violent regimes in Afghanistan and Iraq that threatened America; liberating more than 50 million people from tyranny. He recognized that freedom and hope are the best alternative to the extremist ideology of the terrorists, so he provided unprecedented American support for young democracies and dissidents in the Middle East and beyond.
killykavekommando wrote:RESURRECTION! (Mods, I am the OP, so please don't lock the thread)
"Sanity is a lot like gravity, all you need is a little push." -whoever's signature that was
That's "Madness" not "Sanity".... and its a quote from the end of The Dark Knight.... Joker's quote.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Rules were made to be broken. And that's why the electric chair was invented.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Just fire it! What could possibly be safer than a hot, slightly-smoking plasma pistol?
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
4000pts Steel Talons 
Death Company, Converted Space Hulk Termies