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I've always found the all too common "Op is a (Insert derogatory word, usually cigarette)". It means that one less person will be participating in a thread I make. Rather demoralizing, lol.
“Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living.”
Dakka's swear filter turns 'F@g' into 'cigarette, FYI.
good on them. (The dakka team, not the cigarette) I always thought that that word was stupid.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
However, I like to think of OT as like the public toilets. It may stink, it may be disgusting and it may be littered with human waste, but unless you go in there and get your junk out you're not a real man! -Trollpie, DakkaDakka.com, 24th April 2011
Edit: Whoops, misread the quote.
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
What happened to discouraging quotes? It has just become a pointless conversation, just like trying to get a raise. bad-dum-ch (that comedy drum noise)
I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:
Test Your IQ
"When life gives you lemons-" "I'm allergic to lemons."
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
"you play with plastic soldiers? wow, your not getting laid!"
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
here is one when one door opens then another closes.
haha see what I did there.
life is like a box of chocolate, if you have to much you could get sick.
when life gives you lemmons you risk the chance of being robbed of those lemmons to make your lemmonad
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
"If you are really sad about something and no one notices, that means no one cares"
Craftworld Eleuven 4500
LoneLictor on thread about an ork choking the Emperor:
LoneLictor wrote: I like to imagine the Emperor kills so many Orks that he ends up half buried beneath a pile of corpses, with only his head sticking out. A lone grot stumbles across him, and starts choking him.
Then Horus comes across the lone grot, somehow managing to kill the Emperor, and punts it into space.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again until you realise that each attempt will ultimately end in failure.
If you can't beat them... what's the point in having kids?
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
ineptus astartes wrote:Dakka's swear filter turns 'F@g' into 'cigarette, FYI.
good on them. (The dakka team, not the cigarette) I always thought that that word was stupid.
Here we go with another US/Brit thing
F+ag is has been slang for a ciggy, smoke or tab for a long while and had no connotations towards sexual preference.
I dislike the concept of f+agging which is a posh school thing. Am sure you could find references to it in Victorian novels eg Tom Brown's schooldays.
back on topic:
Good grief Charlie Brown yet another waste of Dakka server space
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
Leigen_Zero wrote:I will contribute in the form of two rather amusing posters:
I love it. I should print those out and stick it in my workspace (a paintstained desk covered in minis and an empty spot that I am saving for a legitamate computer and not a 2005 vista)
I guarantee you that I'm not really as smart as the test says:
Test Your IQ
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be hit by the lawnmower.
There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.
When life gives you lemons... cut them into tiny squares and squirt the juice right into someone's eye. If you must suffer, make others suffer as well.
When you are struck by a train, it's not the caboose that kills you.
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support... desperately.
It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised.
All is forgiven if repaid in Traitor's blood.
750 points
1000 Points
g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f 
