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The nail that sticks out the most get hit down the hardest.

If at first you don't suck seed
get a wider straw

"is your lemonade made with real lemon?"

"are your cookies made with real girl scouts?"

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving probably isn't for you"

If at first you don't succeed, give up.

I can only do one good deed a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

Evacuate?! In our moment of triumph? I think you over estimate their chances.

"See this here bayonett? It's actually made of rubber due to budget cuts, and so was your helmet. See your rifle here..."

"Walk it off cameron its fine!"
*limping with a broken leg.*

"So I heard about your girlfriend mind if i ask her out?"

"STOP DIEING YOU COWARDS!"

"I don't understand a single word I am saying."

"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate Babies!"

"How about I shoot you with a bow and arrow for asking my stupid questions?" (girl who asked questions every day after school on the bus, who is still my best friend after that comment.)

Beverly Nichols
Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.

Bertrand Russell
Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. "

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

Le Parkour Tougher than LaCrosse. More exciting than Football. And Less competitive than Solitaire.

War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over.
--William Tecumseh Sherman--

Freedom isn't free.
--Anonymous--

“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."”

“It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.”

Psienesis wrote:When you are struck by a train, it's not the caboose that kills you.

....what does this mean, exactly?

life is life warhammer, every miniture is painted the same and looks the same. any imperfections will be reprimed or painted over.

pinoypower wrote:life is life warhammer, every miniture is painted the same and looks the same. any imperfections will be reprimed or painted over.

Hahaha. Not in my tau army. The all look the same without ANY imperfections. That's why they look so boring.

You will not be missed.

If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, it's given to you.

"If at first you don't suceed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it." - W.C. Fields

"haha your ginger" - someone I know

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamposts- for support, rather than illumination."

"In the morning light, you didn't look so nice. I guess you better hitch-hike home." Heart.

All things being equal, You're still an idiot.

If you want to challenge me to a battle of wits, catch me first thing in the morning, when I am not awake and my brain isn't working yet.... so we can start even.

Games Workshop's quest to create the best quality miniatures in the world is about to take a huge step forward...

On 28th May we are launching Citadel Finecast miniatures to the world.

"Congratulations on joining the U.S. Army. In case of your death where would you like your body shipped?" - some MEPS civilian

What gun? You're only a private. You see, here is your wooden bat that we all start off with... Wait let me rephrase that. What YOU start off with, and most likely end with.

Join the Navy and see the World.

YOur the best person I know, but i don't know too many of people.

of all the people you know... you're the sanest.

helgrenze wrote:Join the Navy and see the World.

Spoiler:

QFT

also, the 1 time you actually do pull in, you find out that all of the Super cool fun places everyone talks about in that part of the world are all on the restricted areas list, and if your found there you have a one way ticket to Levenworth.

"We'll make a man of you, or kill you trying. Hell, maybe both!"

Death is the only respite, that is unless you have a lunch pass. Oh, right. I forgot that I took yours away 4 years ago. (quoted from my elementary school teacher)

A$s, grass, or cash no one rides for free?

whigwam wrote:"If at first you don't suceed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it." - W.C. Fields

I prefer the classic 'If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not the best career choice...'

Asherian Command wrote:
Freedom isn't free.
--Anonymous--

I believe this was in Team America: World Police

Avatar 720 wrote:"When life gives you lemons-"

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

Unless life also gave you water and sugar, that lemonade is going to suck.


My preferred one is "when life gives you lemons, wait for the tequila and salt."

Cave Johnson wrote:Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Applejack wrote:Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddle the issue!