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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/29 21:35:49
Subject: Re:God specifics
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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Sir Samuel Buca wrote:I've gotta say Tzeentch, I'm just waiting for the box set to be re-done (unlikely) or Forge World to release a conversion kit and I am going to build a huge army of Thousand Sons.
But more back on topic, Tzeentch is just the coolest.
You like birds? Who doesn't? Magic? Of course you do, everybody does. Multi coloured fire? Hey, that shouldn't even need asking. What about anthropomorphic blobs with several limbs and giant mouths? You do, it reminds you of the monster under your bed you scared away aged 7.
Well Tzeentch has all that sh*t. All of it. And more.
The same can be said of all of them. You like rotten blobs? Of course! Ignoring fatal wounds? Duh! Multi-colored Festering Wounds? Hell yeah! Rotten balls of flesh that stank like catfish? Yes, it reminds you of my grandpa.
Well Nurgle has all that sh*t and Nug-Hugs
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angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/30 00:43:42
Subject: God specifics
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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im2randomghgh wrote:TheAngrySquig wrote:Slaneesh is also the god of all pleasure but that gets shortened to SYPHILIS FOR THE SYPHILIS THRONE
Fixed
No...disease belongs to Nurgle...that could start a war in the warp between the Lord of Decay and the Dark Prince...will side with Grandpa if that happens...
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/30 00:52:14
Subject: Re:God specifics
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Sqallum wrote:Nurgle. All the other daemons are total  heads, who love to be nasty and stuff. But good ol' Pappy Nurgley just loves to give you a pat on the back.
Sqallum
A pat. And cancer. And typhoidea. And herpes. And tuberculosis. And the flu...
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DR:90-SG+M--B--I--Pw40k11#-D++A--/mWD-R+T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/30 01:06:34
Subject: God specifics
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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He does it cause he loves them. He was so chill when Kugath fethed up his plan that he just laughed
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angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/30 17:30:48
Subject: God specifics
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
Hatfield, PA
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TheAngrySquig wrote:Slaneesh is also the god of all pleasure but that gets shortened to TITS FOR THE TIT THRONE
Thanks I really needed diet coke sprayed all over my keyboard, laptop and monitor...
LOL!
Skriker Automatically Appended Next Post: Sir Samuel Buca wrote:I've But more back on topic, Tzeentch is just the coolest.
You like birds? Who doesn't? Magic? Of course you do, everybody does. Multi coloured fire? Hey, that shouldn't even need asking. What about anthropomorphic blobs with several limbs and giant mouths? You do, it reminds you of the monster under your bed you scared away aged 7.
Well Tzeentch has all that sh*t. All of it. And more.
Khorne's is simpler:
You like blood? Who doesn't? You like blood? Of course you do? What about blood? You do reminds you of blood. Well Khorne has all that. All of it and more!
Skriker
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/11/30 17:35:33
CSM 6k points CSM 4k points
CSM 4.5k points CSM 3.5k points
 and Daemons 4k points each
Renegades 4k points
SM 4k points
SM 2.5k Points
3K 2.3k
EW, MW and LW British in Flames of War |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/30 20:50:32
Subject: God specifics
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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Khones simple, one-track aproach is so nice. See those guys over there, were gonna hit them with chainsaws/sticks/stray cats until they die. Problem, solved
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angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/30 21:02:00
Subject: God specifics
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Irked Necron Immortal
Dayton, Ohio
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Always been a fan of Grandfather Nurgle.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/11/30 21:25:07
Subject: God specifics
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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I think that in order they go Nurgle, Tzeentch, Khorne, Slaneesh. But the last three are all close
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angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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