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Imperium invading?

Stick your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye.

Death in the name of Christ

I'd do my best to join the Astartes, hopefully the Raven Guard.

Pilau Rice wrote:Well, first of all I would have to hide my shrine to Slaanesh ...

If they get to see any of the internets content we're doomed.

I'd show em my literature, and when they see that I am so well versed in their own history I'd be deemed invaluable. I only wish to serve mankind away, what good does it do to resist the Emperor's regime? May as well do some good for your Lord (whatever his/her name is).

Let them read the Horus Heresy novels and blow their fragile little minds.

Soladrin wrote:Let them read the Horus Heresy novels and blow their fragile little minds.

Emperor: NO WAI

1) Try to re-introduce principles of engineering, scientific method, democracy, free market and human rights to replace Machine-god worship, Emperor worship, police state and totalitarian rule.
2) Immediately get executed for heresy.

Hmm... I'll try again...

1) Accept Emperor as lord and saviour.
2) Apply for some boring and unimportant job in Adeptus Administratum.
3) Never have to face any Ork, Daemon, Tyranid, Inquisitor, Eldar, Dark Eldar, Tau or other horrible things (hopefully).

Sounds better.

Lol try #2 will probly keep you alive

Tadashi wrote:Convert to the Machine Cult, and join the Collegia Titanica. Maybe I'll get to pilot a Titan one day.

This a million times over.

Join the Inquisition.

i would definitely join the adeptus mechanicus for the simple reason is that i am so intrested in technology so let the imperium of man come get us!!!

Necrosis wrote:

Phiasco II wrote:Sweet, although its not the new Deamon Hunter codex, it's Codex: Grey Knights. Just nitpicking.

Alpha legion hacked into DakkaDakka and changed my message!

The invasion has begun!!!!
We must be living in pre Heresy times.

Alexzandvar wrote:

Tadashi wrote:Convert to the Machine Cult, and join the Collegia Titanica. Maybe I'll get to pilot a Titan one day.

This a million times over.

IIRC the guys who pilot titans are chosen from the best across the entire Imperium, so your odds of becoming a titan pilot are low to say the least. As for myself, if our Guard regiment was any good I would join, if we were a crappy generic regiment then I would do some boring administrative work for the administratum.

Nah, we'd all be conscripted into the guard probably. As if we have a choice.

Id lube myself up and throw myself at the sisters of battle.

start a gurilla war, aint no one taking my god damn planet!

Ok what to do do i

throw away the freedoms, history and teachings of this world and surrender myself to the iom which isaiming to send me to a far flung region of the galaxy to face death far from home (because most we could expect is being sent to the guard for tithe)

Or

do i stand and fight for my freedom and die against a superior enemy (as the saying goings die on my feet then live on my knees)

Hmmm......do i get to drive a baneblade or bigger lol

Sue them.

Join the administratum if possible. Try and rise through the ranks and attempt to take out the Imperium from within.

Something along the lines of Claus von Stauffenberg in Germany, or Colonel Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist. Although, with a bit less violence.

I'd probably attempt to build up a cell of co-conspirators, then ask to be transferred to a different department, or volunteer to be transferred. Then over time build up a cell of co-conspirators there. I would repeat this over a decade until I had around 5-6 cells.

In the meantime my 5-6 cells composing between 3 and 4 people would go out and develop their own cells, corrupting the whole civil service and Administratum on Earth.

I have no chance of overthrowing the Imperium, but I could corrupt the Administratum so that Earth is given a better deal than most other planets. We could use the wide corruption to change the amount sent on military drafts, make lives better for the Terrans, and generally get us the best possible deal.

In the end we might be able to have an Earth with no internal wars, only a minimal draft/resource payment, and protection from the Imperium.

This could actually work out to our benefit. =D

Stick my head in the sand.

Backfire wrote:None of the people in this thread are joining anything else but the Penal legions. First of all, Earth is not 'invaded', it is rightfully returned to Emperor's Grace. Talk by some people about fighting against Imperial forces undertaking this glorious reunion is nothing but treason, and as for the rest, open demonstration of distinct lack of enthusiasm for honourable service in Imperial Guard is almost as bad as treason.

I, for one, welcome our glorious overlord and will be amongst the first to sign up in Planetary Defence Force, as soon as Imperial administration sets one up.

QFT

Inspire to be a Commissar.. Die trying.

Earth chapter of astartes lol that would be interesting, us of dakka dakka the most suited for such a honorable task.
Descendent chapter of Ultramarines. Cuz why not? Need gene-seed from somebody lol.
I'll take the 99% fatal attempt to become a space marine.. Death seems to be the only outcome here I rather just attempt to be a Demi-god if I have the choice.

I would probably try to get one of the invading Space Marines into a GWS.
Does this mean that the fluff writers are all latent psykers?

I would join as Guardsmen or Space Marine.

Our race is facing danger from all sides and it is our duty to oppose those threats and destroy them.

So, Who here would join chaos?

Well being in the Marines I would probably die in the attack.
Due to our advanced military's world wide I wouldn't b surprised if they sent the space marines in to defeat us. I think as soon as our planet surrendered most of what was left of our military would be inducted as the 1st Sol SOG. I could see earth being training grounds for Storm troopers\ commissars\sisters of battle . I forgot what they called those schools so sorry about that. The imperium would have a lot to learn from us military wise because the depth of the imperiums tactics is pretty much "clog the enemy's' gun muzzles with your flesh" we would probably become another Cadia minus a certain eye of terror.

I doubt that we would actually fight tbh.

i would be a chaplain for the salamanders and if not i could be a tech marine

How dare you refuse the god-emporers gift of death in glorious battle

unto the anvil of war brothers, with the emporers glory on our lips and the fire of vulken in our breast

Since I already bear the Mark of Chaos, I'm pretty sure my life would be both short and extremely unpleasant.