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I think we should change the names of Space Marine chapters to vagina names to protest Congress. The Ultravaginas, the Blood Vaginas, Vagina Angels, Vagina Scars, Vagina Fists, Vagina Guard, Iron Vaginas, Vagina Wolves and Salamanders... they don't quite work...

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Vaginamanders.

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SilverMK2 wrote:I'm pretty sure this is an example of why 99.9% of politicians should be rounded up and dumped on an island far away from people with brains and left to argue until they die of starvation, exposure etc (which seems most likely given most politicians), or learn how to ditch their petty differences and figure out how to work together for the betterment of the group.

Politicians disgust me more than any anatomical term.

Also love the amendment about men getting the snip


It's why I like the Queen so much mate. Politicians are such utter slime, such vile oxygen thieves, that by default I support anything that looks even slightly like an alternative.

Seriously, she could dissolve parliament and rule with an iron fist as far as I am concerned. Before

We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.  
   
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CT GAMER wrote:
I was giving them the benefit of the doubt. So we are just talking

About idiots then...


Basically, yeah. Especially at the State level politics are largely driven by the people who vote, and what they want.

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Fafnir wrote:What republicans think of when they hear the word "vagina."

Look kids an unfounded sweeping generalization.

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Big Lebowski quotes, exactly what I first thought of too when I read this.

Nice.

There is no offense over the wording, it was offense to demeanor, they felt slighted, like she making jokes at thier expense, and she was.

Also politicians of every stripe and party affilliation will try such methods to silence thier opposition. That is the nature of the work. Flush them all out the nearest airlock with the lawyers and bankers and let's get on with life.

 
   
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Surtur wrote:I think we should change the names of Space Marine chapters to vagina names to protest Congress. The Ultravaginas, the Blood Vaginas, Vagina Angels, Vagina Scars, Vagina Fists, Vagina Guard, Iron Vaginas, Vagina Wolves and Salamanders... they don't quite work...


All these chapters would have to fall under the Red Rage special rule though, and once a month all of them will run around yelling "Blood for the Blood god!"
   
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d-usa wrote:
Surtur wrote:I think we should change the names of Space Marine chapters to vagina names to protest Congress. The Ultravaginas, the Blood Vaginas, Vagina Angels, Vagina Scars, Vagina Fists, Vagina Guard, Iron Vaginas, Vagina Wolves and Salamanders... they don't quite work...


All these chapters would have to fall under the Red Rage special rule though, and once a month all of them will run around yelling "Blood for the Blood god!"


"Shoes for the Shoe Throne!"

   
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If it is time for the red rage, wouldn't it be more like

"Chocolate for the Chocolate Throne!"
   
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dear god, vagina scars, blood vaginas and iron vaginas sound like horrible, horrible chapters.

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JohnnoM wrote:dear god, vagina scars, blood vaginas and iron vaginas sound like horrible, horrible chapters.


There are also the Vagina Tearers, Vaginas of Damnation, Vaginas of Ecstasy, Vagina Claws, Berserker's of Vaginas, Vagina Hunters, Emperor's Vaginas, The Flawless Vaginas, Vaginakillers, Vagina Drinkers.....

There is no limit to horrible Vaginal puns you could make with Space Marine Chapter names.
   
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Probably shouldn't leave the Choas Legions out of the fun. Sons of Vagina, Death Vaginas, Vagina Legion, Vagina Bearers, Vagina's Children, Thousand Vaginas, Vagina Lords, Vagina Warriors, and Vagina Eaters.

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There are times when the pride I have for my state knows no bounds. This is not one of them.

Remember this is State Government, not Federal, so it is a bit different.
That said: To send support to Rep. Lisa Brown send email to lisabrown@house.mi.gov



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20 second mark is priceless....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO5tFO8lZ2A&feature=related


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Krellnus wrote:
Melissia wrote:If what she said was offensive, then can I silence Fraz for making weiner dog jokes, because weiner is a word for penis?

"We're all adults here," she said.
In congress? Please!

OH NOES, YOU SAID A NAUGHTY WORD
BAD MELISSIA
BAD!
*slaps wrist*
*uses as an excuse to filibuster*


Don't be mean to Melissia!

Anyway, back on topic, this is ludicrous. What did they want her to call it? Tanya?

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Surtur wrote:Probably shouldn't leave the Choas Legions out of the fun. Sons of Vagina, Death Vaginas, Vagina Legion, Vagina Bearers, Vagina's Children, Thousand Vaginas, Vagina Lords, Vagina Warriors, and Vagina Eaters.


I'm most worried about the Vagina Eaters and Vagina Fists chapters. I feel like those are the ones most likely to cause Republicans to have heart attacks and keel over into a dirt nap....

LONG LIVE THE VAGINA EATERS AND VAGINA FISTS CHAPTERS!! MAY THEIR WORK NOT GO UNTHANKED!!

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This needs to become a new meme.

And a whole bunch of conversions.

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Ive been wondering that as of late myself.

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Tazz Azrael wrote:
CthuluIsSpy wrote:Where's doomthumbs when you need him?


Ive been wondering that as of late myself.
Is his suspension over?

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Another goodie


   
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treadhead1944 wrote:
Tazz Azrael wrote:
CthuluIsSpy wrote:Where's doomthumbs when you need him?


Ive been wondering that as of late myself.
Is his suspension over?


Multiple account shenanigans is a permaban I think. No real loss there either.



 
   
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Aww, that sucks. I think we should start a petition.

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Im suddenly reminded ot the king of the hill episode where Peggy had to teach sex-ed and couldnt say the proper terms, and when she could Hank got upset.

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SlaveToDorkness wrote:I would say the offense was more in the implication of rape more than the word vagina.

But don't let me stop the "ooooh Lausy look how crazy doze Publicans is!" show...


Except that excuse is complete nonsense, and obviously so given the quote in the article from Rep Mike Carlton;
"It was so offensive, I don't even want to say it in front of women. I would not say that in mixed company."

And as I pointed out earlier it's happened before over the word 'uterus'.

But don't let me stop the 'ooh here's a contrived argument that lets me pretend the Republican party doesn't have a significant loonie faction in various state congresses'

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It is also entertaining that he would not speak about female reproductive systems with women while trying to pass laws about what women can and cannot do with said reproductive rights. Clearly he must be well informed on what it is women want and expect with regards this whole issue and is not just pushing his own prejudices on people...

   
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So, for what duration of time are the people of her district effectively no longer being represented? If she permabanned, or was it just for the day, or what?

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She just had the quick reply box dissabled and had a PM from the house Mod.

   
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SilverMK2 wrote:She just had the quick reply box dissabled and had a PM from the house Mod.


Well done.

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