I'm sorry, you lose credibility when you started suggesting Dr. Suess as a source for
40k. His work is not at 'all' relevant to the discussion we were having here so i can only presume you were joking.
I'm going to respond to your post, but only the parts of it which include content that is actually relevant to the discussion myself and the other posters were having previously.
Point 1:
Jpacka wrote:It is not my reasoning, it is RAW. It is clearly stated that it is ON the battlefield not ABOVE (for a clear distinction look into the placement of blast templates and you will see it references placing the template ABOVE the model).
That is your opinion; apparently based on a fairly unusual interpretation of the word 'on'. It behooves you not to confuse the difference between the two.
Everything 'above' the table but within the table edges is 'on' the table. This includes but is not limited to: Models on flying bases, models on elevated terrain, and models on the 2nd+ floors of multi-level ruins and/or fortifications as well as those on the table surface itself.
Point 2:
Jpacka wrote:beam is capable of going over a portion of the model as it has 1mm cross section
The actual rule for this is:
"Then draw a straight line (consided to be 1mm in width) between the two points."
You'll note it says 'width'; not 'cross section' or whatever strange interpretation leads you to believe the line drawn has a specific 3rd dimensional depth to it.
Point 3:
Jpacka wrote:Would you argue that you can place an objective floating in the air 8" above the battefield and have remained within the confines of the BRB stating you have to place it "on" the battlefield?
Yes, that is exactly what i'm saying. Discounting your skills as a wizard, lets say one of us more conventional mortals puts the objective on an 8" tall pillar. By your 'logic' that objective would no longer be 'on' the battlefield correct?
Point 4:
Jpacka wrote:] Please reference the ongoing reserves section and you will see that not being "on" the table does not destroy anything. Indeed if it did I should think all reserves would be destroyed
it is stated in numerous sections that any model entering play which cannot be placed on the board are automatically removed as casualties, but i'll quote the ones from the 'Wrecked Transport', 'Fortification - Leaping Down', and 'Fallback' sections for you:
"...If, even by performing an emergency disembarkation, some models are unable to disembark, then any models that cannot disembark are removed as casualties..."
"...Any models that cannot be placed, for whatever reason, are removed as casualties with no saves of any kind allowed..."
"...If any model from a unit that is falling back moves into contact with a table edge, the entire unit is removed from the garne as casualties, as it scatters and flees the battle..."
Oddly enough the only exceptions to the above i was able to locate are for units that are currently in transports, in reserves, or in ongoing reserves.