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Hey Kalash did your brother found out what that midnight eagle flavour kitkat is?



Also...

In rural Pennsylvania, a kindergarten girl was suspended for making a “terroristic threat” after she told another girl that she planned to shoot her with a pink Hello Kitty toy gun that bombards targets with soapy bubbles.

Really?

Have you seen a poptart lately? You can take a guy out if you use it like a shuriken.

We do not know the full story but I am willing to bet the teacher was just covering their behind from any possible administration complaints. For most working in institutions it has always been about covering yourself and making sure when something goes wrong you did make an effort to prevent it.

If you want to kill someone with a pop tart microwave it and give it to someone. Bite it, receive the pain.

They aren't called 'lava pods' for nothing.

You want a real lava pod? Take a gobstopper and mircowave it for about 15-20 seconds. Once you bite into it it bursts and scalds the ever-loving feth out of your mouth. Highly amusing if you can convince someone you don't like to do it. Not so amusing when you do it to yourself.

 Snrub wrote:
You want a real lava pod? Take a gobstopper and mircowave it for about 15-20 seconds. Once you bite into it it bursts and scalds the ever-loving feth out of your mouth. Highly amusing if you can convince someone you don't like to do it. Not so amusing when you do it to yourself.

I don't know, could be illegal.

My question is can I carry a concealed poptart in CA?

 Grey Templar wrote:

 Snrub wrote:
You want a real lava pod? Take a gobstopper and mircowave it for about 15-20 seconds. Once you bite into it it bursts and scalds the ever-loving feth out of your mouth. Highly amusing if you can convince someone you don't like to do it. Not so amusing when you do it to yourself.

I don't know, could be illegal.

My question is can I carry a concealed poptart in CA?

Don't be dumb, of course it is legal to carry a concealed poptart in CA.

As long as you don't have one of these:

Dang, I suppose my industral grade oven that can toast 100 poptarts at once is way illegal.

 Grey Templar wrote:
My question is can I carry a concealed poptart in CA?

A concealed poptart? You mad bastard! You'll do 30 years for a stunt like that.