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2013/05/29 12:55:00
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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I have so many models in my army, there is no room in my deployment zone for my Mountain Dew.
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2013/05/29 14:07:28
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Preacher of the Emperor
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It is so annoying. Everytime I sit down to paint my army, my girlfriend wants me to have sex instead.
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2013/05/29 14:17:03
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Tea-Kettle of Blood
Adelaide, South Australia
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 deviantduck wrote:It is so annoying. Everytime I sit down to paint my army, my girlfriend wants me to have sex instead.
Hah, I stopped having to deal with that months ago.
... I feel lonely 
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 Ailaros wrote:You know what really bugs me? When my opponent, before they show up at the FLGS smears themselves in peanut butter and then makes blood sacrifices to Ashterai by slitting the throat of three male chickens and then smears the spatter pattern into the peanut butter to engrave sacred symbols into their chest and upper arms.
I have a peanut allergy. It's really inconsiderate.
"Long ago in a distant land, I, M'kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!" |
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2013/05/29 15:03:12
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Hoary Long Fang with Lascannon
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Oaka wrote:I have so many models in my army, there is no room in my deployment zone for my Mountain Dew.
I know the pain. While painting a base last night, I had no room to put my beer.
PrinceRaven wrote: deviantduck wrote:It is so annoying. Everytime I sit down to paint my army, my girlfriend wants me to have sex instead.
Hah, I stopped having to deal with that months ago.
... I feel lonely
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2013/05/29 15:06:51
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Morphing Obliterator
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I have way too many unpainted models but can't stop buying more. I also can't think of a way to actually get a Wraithknight to a game without buying a case specifically for it or spending ages magnetising.
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Chaos Space Marines - Iron Warriors & Night Lords 7900pts 
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2013/05/29 16:03:20
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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 PrinceRaven wrote: deviantduck wrote:It is so annoying. Everytime I sit down to paint my army, my girlfriend wants me to have sex instead.
Hah, I stopped having to deal with that months ago.
... I feel lonely
Don't worry, you'll soon put that thing behind ya. Look on the bright side: You now have more time to paint your minis 
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"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world! Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!" - Satsuki Kiryuin, Kill la Kill |
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2013/05/29 21:31:42
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
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That's on top of the 60 warriors, 12 wraiths, and full WYSIWYG royal court (7 lords, 5 Destructeks, 5 Stormteks, 2 Veilteks, 2 Tremorteks, and 1 Chronotek)
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2013/05/29 21:36:34
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Mutating Changebringer
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I got too good of a deal on Rocketmen...
Now I don't have enough room in my place for all my Orks, Chaos, Blood angel and Daemons
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2013/05/30 06:54:47
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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 TheDraconicLord wrote: PrinceRaven wrote: deviantduck wrote:It is so annoying. Everytime I sit down to paint my army, my girlfriend wants me to have sex instead.
Hah, I stopped having to deal with that months ago.
... I feel lonely
Don't worry, you'll soon put that thing behind ya. Look on the bright side: You now have more time to paint your minis
Strange how getting the figures out to paint always has that reaction with my lady! Dosnt seem to happen when the hoover or the DIY tools come out for some reason........
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CLACKAVOID (n.) Technical BBC term for a page of dialogue from Blake's Seven.
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2013/05/30 10:19:55
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Confessor Of Sins
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 Inflatable love badger wrote: TheDraconicLord wrote: PrinceRaven wrote: deviantduck wrote:It is so annoying. Everytime I sit down to paint my army, my girlfriend wants me to have sex instead.
Hah, I stopped having to deal with that months ago.
... I feel lonely
Don't worry, you'll soon put that thing behind ya. Look on the bright side: You now have more time to paint your minis
Strange how getting the figures out to paint always has that reaction with my lady! Dosnt seem to happen when the hoover or the DIY tools come out for some reason........
Having more time to paint can be dangerous. You know what happens when you paint that last figure...
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 Cratfworld Alaitoc (Gallery)
 Order of the Red Mantle (Gallery)
Grand (little) Army of Chaos, now painting! (Blog) |
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2013/05/30 10:33:56
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Confessor Of Sins
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I'm afraid to put all my models on my table. I don't know if the plywood can take the weight.
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2013/05/30 10:40:35
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Executing Exarch
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My models won't fit on my table, so I need a bigger table.
A bigger table won't fit in my house.
Therefore I need a bigger house for my models.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/05/30 16:51:45
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Wing Commander
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PredaKhaine wrote:My models won't fit on my table, so I need a bigger table.
A bigger table won't fit in my house.
Therefore I need a bigger house for my models.
Perfectly reasonable.
A mate of mine ran out of room in his car for his Imperial Guard.
Solution? New car.
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Therefore, I conclude, Valve should announce Half Life 2: Episode 3.
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2013/05/30 19:37:54
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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 MajorStoffer wrote:PredaKhaine wrote:My models won't fit on my table, so I need a bigger table.
A bigger table won't fit in my house.
Therefore I need a bigger house for my models.
Perfectly reasonable.
A mate of mine ran out of room in his car for his Imperial Guard.
Solution? New car.
It never ceases to amaze me the great lengths one goes for his plastic little men.
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"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world! Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!" - Satsuki Kiryuin, Kill la Kill |
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2013/05/30 20:05:36
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Screaming Shining Spear
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I can't figure out a way to counter psykers or high armor value with my Eldar.
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 Farseer Faenyin
 7,100 pts Yme-Loc Eldar(Apoc Included) / 5,700 pts (Non-Apoc)
Record for 6th Edition- Eldar: 25-4-2
Record for 7th Edition -
Eldar: 0-0-0 (Yes, I feel it is that bad)
Battlefleet Gothic: 2,750 pts of Craftworld Eldar
X-wing(Focusing on Imperials): CR90, 6 TIE Fighters, 4 TIE Interceptors, TIE Bomber, TIE Advanced, 4 X-wings, 3 A-wings, 3 B-wings, Y-wing, Z-95
Battletech: Battlion and Command Lance of 3025 Mechs(painted as 21st Rim Worlds) |
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Nihilakh Dynasty WIP
Loki's Thousand Sons: 700 WIP
