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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 18:02:21
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
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insaniak wrote:When I charge with my Thunderwolves, it's so hard to hold all of the attack dice...
The Orks say blow it out somewhere.
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Space Wolves: 3770
Orks: 3000
Chaos Daemons: 1750
Warriors of Chaos: 2000
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 18:06:14
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Hoary Long Fang with Lascannon
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Inflatable love badger wrote:There's no safe way to transport wraiths without all the whips snapping off andhmy beer budget is suffering due to the GW pricing tyranny
Make your own beer!
There aren't enough suitable shades of grey, and my shelves are covered with paints, sprues, models, and all this hobby stuff, it's difficult to find space for more...and, I have to make my own beer to afford more models.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 19:40:03
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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My warlord titan is too large for me to carry it and my troops into the gaming club in one trip from my car. I need to go back for my regular army and rulebooks. Such a drag.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 19:42:16
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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I have so many tanks that i cant fit them all, So many shoe boxes.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 20:10:39
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Badger_Bhoy wrote: Inflatable love badger wrote:There's no safe way to transport wraiths without all the whips snapping off andhmy beer budget is suffering due to the GW pricing tyranny
Make your own beer!
There aren't enough suitable shades of grey, and my shelves are covered with paints, sprues, models, and all this hobby stuff, it's difficult to find space for more...and, I have to make my own beer to afford more models.
Making my own beer gives me food poisoning
And just about the time I started using armypainter to do a yellow marine army, every copy of white dwarf has seventy-six yellow armies in
And yellow army painter base spray is crap
And I'm a sad badger
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CLACKAVOID (n.) Technical BBC term for a page of dialogue from Blake's Seven.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 20:26:24
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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o.0
There have been yellow Marine armies since the Imperial Fists began to exist...
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 20:29:37
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Used to be hard to tho, and lacked the patience
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CLACKAVOID (n.) Technical BBC term for a page of dialogue from Blake's Seven.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 20:55:13
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Sometimes when I try to cut off a spike or reticule to use as an extra bit for something else, it shoots out of my hand either in to the carpet or behind the desk never to be seen again.
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DR:80+S++G++MB--IPw40k12#+D++++A++/fWD013R++T(T)DM+
"War is the greatest act of worship, and I perform it gladly for my Lord.... Praise Be"
-Invictus Potens, Black Templar Dreadnought |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 21:00:45
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Evasive Pleasureseeker
Lost in a blizzard, somewhere near Toronto
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My marines can never pass their 3+ armour saves... but my Daemons pass like 70%+ of their 5++ invuln saves... Go figure!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 21:02:43
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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My Tesla destructors are AP-. They should be AP1
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/28 21:04:01
What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 21:07:29
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Lord of the Fleet
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Transporting my Reaver and Warhound to games...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 21:10:51
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Judgemental Grey Knight Justicar
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My models get really dusty at home.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 21:41:01
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Dakka Veteran
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I have too much money, I tried burying it, burning it, even just handing it out. Then I found GW.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 21:45:56
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
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I have 3 Ghost arks waiting to be assembled and painted.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 21:58:29
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Dude...that's harsh. You have my condolences, good Sir.
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"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world! Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!" - Satsuki Kiryuin, Kill la Kill |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 22:06:45
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Dakka Veteran
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I have the collector syndrome that i must buy enough models to field a full squad every time.... OCD is a bitch.
I have 10 models left to paint of my Tau, 4 eldar allies models.... i might be forced to paint my Tyranids or my WoC in WHFB :S
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 22:36:48
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I just ordered in $300 worth of models from my LGS and they didn't even give me a discount off GW prices...The horror!
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BrianDavion wrote:Between the two of us... I think GW is assuming we the players are not complete idiots.
Rapidly on path to becoming the world's youngest bitter old man. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 22:39:48
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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I cant afford one more model.. to bump my 2.5k to a larger list.
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Sternguard never die
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 23:00:58
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Hoary Long Fang with Lascannon
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I can dry fit them perfectly every time, but I can never just get the feet to glue to the legs of my Thunderwovles. Not until they've jumped from my fingers like greased up fleas to roll in pet hair in the carpet at least 20 times.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/28 23:27:55
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
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I walk past my current wip models everyday during uni semester. SOON...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/29 00:44:18
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
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I have too many RW models to use them all in games less than 2k, and too many DW in the same situation.
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"And the Angels of Darkness descended on pinions of fire and light... the great and terrible dark angels."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/29 01:00:22
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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I know that feel bro, i know that feel.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/29 01:06:08
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Loyal Necron Lychguard
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I'm tired of feeling like I have to apologize to my opponent every time I play my AirCron list.
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11,100 pts, 7,000 pts
++ Heed my words for I am the Herald and we are the footsteps of doom. Interlopers, do we name you. Defilers of our
sacred earth. We have awoken to your primative species and will not tolerate your presence. Ours is the way of logic,
of cold hard reason: your irrationality, your human disease has no place in the necrontyr. Flesh is weak.
Surrender to the machine incarnate. Surrender and die. ++
Tuagh wrote: If you won't use a wrench, it isn't the bolt's fault that your hammer is useless. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/29 01:09:16
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Slaanesh Veteran Marine with Tentacles
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My Necrons only pass their Reanimation Protocols roll half of the time.
That's a problem no matter who you are.
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Necrons: 4000+ pts
Tyranids: 1000+ pts
Word Bearers: 1500+ pts
Emperor's Children: 1500+ pts
Minotaurs: 2000+ pts (killed by Primaris, thanks GW)
Custodes: 1000+ pts |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/29 10:17:51
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Spawn of Chaos
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I love the Astral Claws more than my Angels Sanguine, but my Angels are too pretty to repaint.
I want to ally in Guard to make a Tyrants Legion-esque force, but I have no room for more models in my workspace
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/29 10:21:15
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Roarin' Runtherd
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When my Gretchin make a strategical movement to support a mob of boys and then disappear after they get shot at by a few lasguns... Automatically Appended Next Post: Barrywise wrote:I have too much money, I tried burying it, burning it, even just handing it out. Then I found GW.
HAHA brilliance...
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"Wot's faster than a warbuggy, more killy than a warbike, and flies through da air like a bird? I got no bleedin' idea, but I'm gonna find out". - Speedfreak |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/29 10:38:30
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Executing Exarch
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My wife wants to do other things than paint my mini's.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/29 10:44:30
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Kovnik
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I asked my girlfriend to get me a Razorback or Predator for my birthady... She gave me a Land Raider Crusader.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/29 11:18:47
Subject: Re:40k first world problems
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Charleston, SC
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My army got almost universally buffed by their new codex. The one that I have been asking to get for years, but it still is not my 3rd edition nostalgia train.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/29 12:51:45
Subject: 40k first world problems
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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40k will never be sexy and all that fine detail painting has given me RSI, oh the pain of it all!
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