40k first world problems

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**Wilytank**

insaniak wrote:
When I charge with my Thunderwolves, it's so hard to hold all of the attack dice...

The Orks say blow it out somewhere.

**Badger_Bhoy**

Inflatable love badger wrote:
There's no safe way to transport wraiths without all the whips snapping off andhmy beer budget is suffering due to the GW pricing tyranny

Make your own beer!

There aren't enough suitable shades of grey, and my shelves are covered with paints, sprues, models, and all this hobby stuff, it's difficult to find space for more...and, I have to make my own beer to afford more models.

**bibblles**

My warlord titan is too large for me to carry it and my troops into the gaming club in one trip from my car. I need to go back for my regular army and rulebooks. Such a drag.

**hotsauceman1**

I have so many tanks that i cant fit them all, So many shoe boxes.

**Inflatable love badger**

Badger_Bhoy wrote:
Inflatable love badger wrote:
There's no safe way to transport wraiths without all the whips snapping off andhmy beer budget is suffering due to the GW pricing tyranny

Make your own beer!

There aren't enough suitable shades of grey, and my shelves are covered with paints, sprues, models, and all this hobby stuff, it's difficult to find space for more...and, I have to make my own beer to afford more models.

Making my own beer gives me food poisoning
And just about the time I started using armypainter to do a yellow marine army, every copy of white dwarf has seventy-six yellow armies in
And yellow army painter base spray is crap
And I'm a sad badger

**Psienesis**

o.0

There have been yellow Marine armies since the Imperial Fists began to exist...

**Inflatable love badger**

Used to be hard to tho, and lacked the patience

**Icculus**

Sometimes when I try to cut off a spike or reticule to use as an extra bit for something else, it shoots out of my hand either in to the carpet or behind the desk never to be seen again.

**Experiment 626**

My marines can never pass their 3+ armour saves... but my Daemons pass like 70%+ of their 5++ invuln saves... Go figure!

**CthuluIsSpy**

My Tesla destructors are AP-.

They should be AP1

**Valkyrie**

Transporting my Reaver and Warhound to games...

**Mythra**

My models get really dusty at home.

**Barrywise**

I have too much money, I tried burying it, burning it, even just handing it out. Then I found GW.

**RivenSkull**

I have 3 Ghost arks waiting to be assembled and painted.

**TheDraconicLord**

RivenSkull wrote:
I have 3 Ghost arks waiting to be assembled and painted.

Dude...that's harsh. You have my condolences, good Sir.

**Dracoknight**

I have the collector syndrome that i must buy enough models to field a full squad every time.... OCD is a bitch.

I have 10 models left to paint of my Tau, 4 eldar allies models.... i might be forced to paint my Tyranids or my WoC in WHFB :S

**dementedwombat**

I just ordered in $300 worth of models from my LGS and they didn't even give me a discount off GW prices...The horror!

**DrownedRat117**

I cant afford one more model.. to bump my 2.5k to a larger list.

**Badger_Bhoy**

I can dry fit them perfectly every time, but I can never just get the feet to glue to the legs of my Thunderwovles. Not until they've jumped from my fingers like greased up fleas to roll in pet hair in the carpet at least 20 times.

**Citizen Luka**

I walk past my current wip models everyday during uni semester. SOON...

**pwntallica**

I have too many RW models to use them all in games less than 2k, and too many DW in the same situation.

**bibblles**

Valkyrie wrote:
Transporting my Reaver and Warhound to games...

I know that feel bro, i know that feel.

**Maelstrom808**

I'm tired of feeling like I have to apologize to my opponent every time I play my AirCron list.

**Blackhair Duckshape**

My Necrons only pass their Reanimation Protocols roll half of the time.

RivenSkull wrote:
I have 3 Ghost arks waiting to be assembled and painted.

That's a problem no matter who you are.

**Biaz**

I love the Astral Claws more than my Angels Sanguine, but my Angels are too pretty to repaint.

I want to ally in Guard to make a Tyrants Legion-esque force, but I have no room for more models in my workspace

**CloudRider**

When my Gretchin make a strategical movement to support a mob of boys and then disappear after they get shot at by a few lasguns...

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Barrywise wrote:
I have too much money, I tried burying it, burning it, even just handing it out. Then I found GW.

HAHA brilliance...

**PredaKhaine**

My wife wants to do other things than paint my mini's.

**tommse**

I asked my girlfriend to get me a Razorback or Predator for my birthady... She gave me a Land Raider Crusader.

**Nightwolf829**

My army got almost universally buffed by their new codex. The one that I have been asking to get for years, but it still is not my 3rd edition nostalgia train.

**Messy0**

40k will never be sexy and all that fine detail painting has given me RSI, oh the pain of it all!