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2014/12/20 12:30:24
Subject: Primarch Sexuality
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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HELL NO!!! They are weapons of WAR!
Infantry life was a HELL of a lot easier with just us men, chicks were a weekend thing period. When you have a group of warriors with no family ties like a wife and kids you have no hesitation, no worries of, will I see my wife and kids again. Them having wives would gak it all up. wth?
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Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of the women.
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2014/12/20 12:32:41
Subject: Primarch Sexuality
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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2014/12/20 12:44:00
Subject: Primarch Sexuality
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Hallowed Canoness
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They work if I copy the URL and look at the image directly. Probably a permissions issue.
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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2014/12/20 12:49:20
Subject: Primarch Sexuality
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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 Furyou Miko wrote:They work if I copy the URL and look at the image directly. Probably a permissions issue.
Totally bizarre, they're working for me now. This internet STC is crap.
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1515/04/20 13:09:23
Subject: Primarch Sexuality
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Not for me, maybe I forgot to bless my tablets machine spirit sufficiently.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2014/12/20 13:14:14
Subject: Re:Primarch Sexuality
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
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Chaz, I'm far too innocent to know what you're talking about
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2014/12/20 13:27:14
Subject: Primarch Sexuality
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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 Asherian Command wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Asherian Command wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Void__Dragon wrote:The Primarchs are on average about ten feet tall and probably weigh well over a thousand pounds. Some, like Magnus or Ferrus Manus, are even larger.
So in terms of a sexual relationship, it is unfeasible that a Primarch could comfortably have sex with a human male or woman. They're the size of a large horse or bigger, and are far more physically powerful.
Probably the only thing that could endure sex with a Primarch is another Primarch, and maybe some Space Marines if they were careful. Which is fitting, considering all the rampant homoeroticism in works involving them.
A nonsexual, romantic relationship might be possible, but ultimately still unlikely due to how humans tend to be brown noted in the presence of a Primarch. It has also never been mentioned to my knowledge.
One of my friends joked on another forum that considering Astartes strength, they could bust down walls with pelvic thrusts.
Now, imagine what would happen if a Primarch did that. We're talking about guys that can rip apart terminator armor with their bare hands, or lift cars. It'd be death by Snu-Snu, only it would be over in a second.
That wouldn't be so bad. I mean that would be interesting.
Just remember to bring protective gear for the bone-shrapnel.
Man the medical bills must be freaking huge after a snu snu session.
And now we know why the IoM has such great medical and cybernetic tech.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2014/12/20 13:30:28
Subject: Re:Primarch Sexuality
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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I think it’s high time someone pushed THE button and ended this thread, for the good of mankind.
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 amanita wrote:So dare I ask what happens if he farts? Could it blow the seals on the lower portion of his armor? Or is a space marine's system immune to such mundane fluctuations of bodily conduct?
 Moktor wrote:No one should be complaining about this codex. It gave regular Eldar a much needed buff by allowing us to drop Fire Dragons and D-Scythe Wraithguard wherever we want, without scatter. Without this, I almost lost a game once. It was scary. I almost took to buying fixed dice to ensure it never happened again.
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2014/12/20 13:31:39
Subject: Primarch Sexuality
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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You no liek kawaii hormagaunts?
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2014/12/20 13:33:59
Subject: Primarch Sexuality
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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amanita wrote:So dare I ask what happens if he farts? Could it blow the seals on the lower portion of his armor? Or is a space marine's system immune to such mundane fluctuations of bodily conduct?
Moktor wrote:No one should be complaining about this codex. It gave regular Eldar a much needed buff by allowing us to drop Fire Dragons and D-Scythe Wraithguard wherever we want, without scatter. Without this, I almost lost a game once. It was scary. I almost took to buying fixed dice to ensure it never happened again.
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2014/12/20 20:52:11
Subject: Re:Primarch Sexuality
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Ancient Venerable Dark Angels Dreadnought
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 Redcruisair wrote:I think it’s high time someone pushed THE button and ended this thread, for the good of mankind.
I'm dialing the Inquisitors up now, and sending a message to the Dark Angels that there's a Fallen Angel here too.
And this is coming from a Night Lord, but this thread is too heretical for me.
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“There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.”
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2014/12/20 21:13:25
Subject: Re:Primarch Sexuality
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Wyzilla wrote: Redcruisair wrote:I think it’s high time someone pushed THE button and ended this thread, for the good of mankind.
I'm dialing the Inquisitors up now, and sending a message to the Dark Angels that there's a Fallen Angel here too.
And this is coming from a Night Lord, but this thread is too heretical for me.
And telling the space wolves magnus is on this thread, and planning to kill Russ, the emperor, and byorn.
Space viking rage engaged. Just roll in the 13th for good mesure.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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