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The Primarchs are on average about ten feet tall and probably weigh well over a thousand pounds. Some, like Magnus or Ferrus Manus, are even larger.
So in terms of a sexual relationship, it is unfeasible that a Primarch could comfortably have sex with a human male or woman. They're the size of a large horse or bigger, and are far more physically powerful.
Probably the only thing that could endure sex with a Primarch is another Primarch, and maybe some Space Marines if they were careful. Which is fitting, considering all the rampant homoeroticism in works involving them.
A nonsexual, romantic relationship might be possible, but ultimately still unlikely due to how humans tend to be brown noted in the presence of a Primarch. It has also never been mentioned to my knowledge.
Void__Dragon wrote: The Primarchs are on average about ten feet tall and probably weigh well over a thousand pounds. Some, like Magnus or Ferrus Manus, are even larger.
So in terms of a sexual relationship, it is unfeasible that a Primarch could comfortably have sex with a human male or woman. They're the size of a large horse or bigger, and are far more physically powerful.
Probably the only thing that could endure sex with a Primarch is another Primarch, and maybe some Space Marines if they were careful. Which is fitting, considering all the rampant homoeroticism in works involving them.
A nonsexual, romantic relationship might be possible, but ultimately still unlikely due to how humans tend to be brown noted in the presence of a Primarch. It has also never been mentioned to my knowledge.
Probably because the writers are thinking only in rules of cool. A romantic relationship is far too girly and mature for the 40k writers to think up.
I remember meeting a red shirt who said that Game of Thrones was too girly for him.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
Void__Dragon wrote: The Primarchs are on average about ten feet tall and probably weigh well over a thousand pounds. Some, like Magnus or Ferrus Manus, are even larger.
So in terms of a sexual relationship, it is unfeasible that a Primarch could comfortably have sex with a human male or woman. They're the size of a large horse or bigger, and are far more physically powerful.
Probably the only thing that could endure sex with a Primarch is another Primarch, and maybe some Space Marines if they were careful. Which is fitting, considering all the rampant homoeroticism in works involving them.
A nonsexual, romantic relationship might be possible, but ultimately still unlikely due to how humans tend to be brown noted in the presence of a Primarch. It has also never been mentioned to my knowledge.
One of my friends joked on another forum that considering Astartes strength, they could bust down walls with pelvic thrusts.
Now, imagine what would happen if a Primarch did that. We're talking about guys that can rip apart terminator armor with their bare hands, or lift cars. It'd be death by Snu-Snu, only it would be over in a second.
“There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.”
Void__Dragon wrote: The Primarchs are on average about ten feet tall and probably weigh well over a thousand pounds. Some, like Magnus or Ferrus Manus, are even larger.
So in terms of a sexual relationship, it is unfeasible that a Primarch could comfortably have sex with a human male or woman. They're the size of a large horse or bigger, and are far more physically powerful.
Probably the only thing that could endure sex with a Primarch is another Primarch, and maybe some Space Marines if they were careful. Which is fitting, considering all the rampant homoeroticism in works involving them.
A nonsexual, romantic relationship might be possible, but ultimately still unlikely due to how humans tend to be brown noted in the presence of a Primarch. It has also never been mentioned to my knowledge.
One of my friends joked on another forum that considering Astartes strength, they could bust down walls with pelvic thrusts.
Now, imagine what would happen if a Primarch did that. We're talking about guys that can rip apart terminator armor with their bare hands, or lift cars. It'd be death by Snu-Snu, only it would be over in a second.
That wouldn't be so bad. I mean that would be interesting.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
Void__Dragon wrote: The Primarchs are on average about ten feet tall and probably weigh well over a thousand pounds. Some, like Magnus or Ferrus Manus, are even larger.
So in terms of a sexual relationship, it is unfeasible that a Primarch could comfortably have sex with a human male or woman. They're the size of a large horse or bigger, and are far more physically powerful.
Probably the only thing that could endure sex with a Primarch is another Primarch, and maybe some Space Marines if they were careful. Which is fitting, considering all the rampant homoeroticism in works involving them.
A nonsexual, romantic relationship might be possible, but ultimately still unlikely due to how humans tend to be brown noted in the presence of a Primarch. It has also never been mentioned to my knowledge.
One of my friends joked on another forum that considering Astartes strength, they could bust down walls with pelvic thrusts.
Now, imagine what would happen if a Primarch did that. We're talking about guys that can rip apart terminator armor with their bare hands, or lift cars. It'd be death by Snu-Snu, only it would be over in a second.
That wouldn't be so bad. I mean that would be interesting.
Just remember to bring protective gear for the bone-shrapnel.
“There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.”
Void__Dragon wrote: The Primarchs are on average about ten feet tall and probably weigh well over a thousand pounds. Some, like Magnus or Ferrus Manus, are even larger.
So in terms of a sexual relationship, it is unfeasible that a Primarch could comfortably have sex with a human male or woman. They're the size of a large horse or bigger, and are far more physically powerful.
Probably the only thing that could endure sex with a Primarch is another Primarch, and maybe some Space Marines if they were careful. Which is fitting, considering all the rampant homoeroticism in works involving them.
A nonsexual, romantic relationship might be possible, but ultimately still unlikely due to how humans tend to be brown noted in the presence of a Primarch. It has also never been mentioned to my knowledge.
One of my friends joked on another forum that considering Astartes strength, they could bust down walls with pelvic thrusts.
Now, imagine what would happen if a Primarch did that. We're talking about guys that can rip apart terminator armor with their bare hands, or lift cars. It'd be death by Snu-Snu, only it would be over in a second.
That wouldn't be so bad. I mean that would be interesting.
Just remember to bring protective gear for the bone-shrapnel.
Man the medical bills must be freaking huge after a snu snu session.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
I'm sure the more rational Primarchs could have managed "relations" without killing anyone. They were designed to be perfect warriors, that's true - but they weren't psycho-indoctrinated to be killers like regular marines. And they were based on humans. We have really great muscle control - even a huge strong man can (usually) handle fragile things without breaking them.
Whether they were ever interested? I'm sure the Space Wolves boast about the prowess of Russ in things other than warfare. And all/most were raised among humans on different worlds, rising to be great leaders. While there's any number of human cultures out there in 40K (30K?) most probably do expect great leaders to take a mate. Just another duty along with being a great leader.
Their sexuality is "what is this 'sex' thing you speak of? Get back to the war!"
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it's an intreasting question when you consider the nature of the Primarchs. Before the emperor came along, with a handful of exceptions (Angargon and Cruz) they where all important celbrated people on their homeworlds, celebrated "kings" for the most part. they presumably would have had women throwing themselves, or being thrown at, them. I can't imagine that not a single one of the Primarchs didn't have some sort of wife if only politically.
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Void__Dragon wrote: The Primarchs are on average about ten feet tall and probably weigh well over a thousand pounds. Some, like Magnus or Ferrus Manus, are even larger.
So in terms of a sexual relationship, it is unfeasible that a Primarch could comfortably have sex with a human male or woman. They're the size of a large horse or bigger, and are far more physically powerful.
Probably the only thing that could endure sex with a Primarch is another Primarch, and maybe some Space Marines if they were careful. Which is fitting, considering all the rampant homoeroticism in works involving them.
A nonsexual, romantic relationship might be possible, but ultimately still unlikely due to how humans tend to be brown noted in the presence of a Primarch. It has also never been mentioned to my knowledge.
One of my friends joked on another forum that considering Astartes strength, they could bust down walls with pelvic thrusts.
Now, imagine what would happen if a Primarch did that. We're talking about guys that can rip apart terminator armor with their bare hands, or lift cars. It'd be death by Snu-Snu, only it would be over in a second.
That wouldn't be so bad. I mean that would be interesting.
Just remember to bring protective gear for the bone-shrapnel.
Man the medical bills must be freaking huge after a snu snu session.
Void__Dragon wrote: The Primarchs are on average about ten feet tall and probably weigh well over a thousand pounds. Some, like Magnus or Ferrus Manus, are even larger.
So in terms of a sexual relationship, it is unfeasible that a Primarch could comfortably have sex with a human male or woman. They're the size of a large horse or bigger, and are far more physically powerful.
Probably the only thing that could endure sex with a Primarch is another Primarch, and maybe some Space Marines if they were careful. Which is fitting, considering all the rampant homoeroticism in works involving them.
A nonsexual, romantic relationship might be possible, but ultimately still unlikely due to how humans tend to be brown noted in the presence of a Primarch. It has also never been mentioned to my knowledge.
One of my friends joked on another forum that considering Astartes strength, they could bust down walls with pelvic thrusts.
Now, imagine what would happen if a Primarch did that. We're talking about guys that can rip apart terminator armor with their bare hands, or lift cars. It'd be death by Snu-Snu, only it would be over in a second.
That wouldn't be so bad. I mean that would be interesting.
Just remember to bring protective gear for the bone-shrapnel.
Man the medical bills must be freaking huge after a snu snu session.
Merely reading this hurts.
Welcome to Dakka Dakka. Where we joke about death by snu snu!
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
Void__Dragon wrote: The Primarchs are on average about ten feet tall and probably weigh well over a thousand pounds. Some, like Magnus or Ferrus Manus, are even larger.
So in terms of a sexual relationship, it is unfeasible that a Primarch could comfortably have sex with a human male or woman. They're the size of a large horse or bigger, and are far more physically powerful.
Probably the only thing that could endure sex with a Primarch is another Primarch, and maybe some Space Marines if they were careful. Which is fitting, considering all the rampant homoeroticism in works involving them.
A nonsexual, romantic relationship might be possible, but ultimately still unlikely due to how humans tend to be brown noted in the presence of a Primarch. It has also never been mentioned to my knowledge.
One of my friends joked on another forum that considering Astartes strength, they could bust down walls with pelvic thrusts.
Now, imagine what would happen if a Primarch did that. We're talking about guys that can rip apart terminator armor with their bare hands, or lift cars. It'd be death by Snu-Snu, only it would be over in a second.
That wouldn't be so bad. I mean that would be interesting.
Just remember to bring protective gear for the bone-shrapnel.
Man the medical bills must be freaking huge after a snu snu session.
Merely reading this hurts.
Welcome to Dakka Dakka. Where we joke about death by snu snu!
Are we even sure Primarchs have the organs that would be required for sexual activity ?
Since they were being created as warriors, the emperor may have removed anything he didn't deem useful to that purpose when they were still being created.
Void__Dragon wrote: The Primarchs are on average about ten feet tall and probably weigh well over a thousand pounds. Some, like Magnus or Ferrus Manus, are even larger.
So in terms of a sexual relationship, it is unfeasible that a Primarch could comfortably have sex with a human male or woman. They're the size of a large horse or bigger, and are far more physically powerful.
Probably the only thing that could endure sex with a Primarch is another Primarch, and maybe some Space Marines if they were careful. Which is fitting, considering all the rampant homoeroticism in works involving them.
A nonsexual, romantic relationship might be possible, but ultimately still unlikely due to how humans tend to be brown noted in the presence of a Primarch. It has also never been mentioned to my knowledge.
One of my friends joked on another forum that considering Astartes strength, they could bust down walls with pelvic thrusts.
Now, imagine what would happen if a Primarch did that. We're talking about guys that can rip apart terminator armor with their bare hands, or lift cars. It'd be death by Snu-Snu, only it would be over in a second.
That wouldn't be so bad. I mean that would be interesting.
Just remember to bring protective gear for the bone-shrapnel.
Man the medical bills must be freaking huge after a snu snu session.
Merely reading this hurts.
Fulgrim: See that smear of blood over there? That used to be Lilly. Nice Navigator girl, shame she died. Oh, and that smear used to be Gary. Fairly nice chap, but I told him it would never work out.
“There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.”
Void__Dragon wrote: The Primarchs are on average about ten feet tall and probably weigh well over a thousand pounds. Some, like Magnus or Ferrus Manus, are even larger.
So in terms of a sexual relationship, it is unfeasible that a Primarch could comfortably have sex with a human male or woman. They're the size of a large horse or bigger, and are far more physically powerful.
Probably the only thing that could endure sex with a Primarch is another Primarch, and maybe some Space Marines if they were careful. Which is fitting, considering all the rampant homoeroticism in works involving them.
A nonsexual, romantic relationship might be possible, but ultimately still unlikely due to how humans tend to be brown noted in the presence of a Primarch. It has also never been mentioned to my knowledge.
One of my friends joked on another forum that considering Astartes strength, they could bust down walls with pelvic thrusts.
Now, imagine what would happen if a Primarch did that. We're talking about guys that can rip apart terminator armor with their bare hands, or lift cars. It'd be death by Snu-Snu, only it would be over in a second.
That wouldn't be so bad. I mean that would be interesting.
Just remember to bring protective gear for the bone-shrapnel.
Man the medical bills must be freaking huge after a snu snu session.
Merely reading this hurts.
Fulgrim: See that smear of blood over there? That used to be Lilly. Nice Navigator girl, shame she died. Oh, and that smear used to be Gary. Fairly nice chap, but I told him it would never work out.
Fulgrim and his pelvis of power
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The Imperial Answer wrote: Are we even sure Primarchs have the organs that would be required for sexual activity ?
Since they were being created as warriors, the emperor may have removed anything he didn't deem useful to that purpose when they were still being created.
Aesthetically Primarchs actually resemble humans more than Space Marines do. Just bigger and with more advanced circuitry.
Can I just say Primarch Sexuality Sounds either like a bad porno or a video game or a really bad movie.
I can't decide what sounds better.
Hmmm. Lets see....
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The Primarchs had plenty of mates. They derived their need for emotional closeness and relationships (the part of 'having a wife' that isn't about sex) from their relationships with their legions. The usual term for this kind of relationship is 'Shieldmates'... 'Shieldbrothers' if you want to explicitly exclude them also having sex.
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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