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humans will still survive, they breed like rabbits

Zombie Thread! Zombie Thread!

No matter who survives Chuck Norris will be there in the end as he was in the beginning.

You're all wrong. In the end everything dies... except this thread.

snorkle wrote:No matter who survives Chuck Norris will be there in the end as he was in the beginning.

Except it has been proven that in the time before time Vin Diesel gave birth to Chuck Norris; and what he created he alone has the power to destroy.

- Salvage

your all wrong when chuck norris , Mr T, and Vin Desel have a child it well be the new choas god and choas well be the last one standing

Who would live in your eyes?

Most of GW races have 'endgame' fluff, meaning some possible future that may or may not happen, that makes them beat everyone else and stand as the dominant race for all eternity. Basically everyone are stuck in constant warfare untill one of the following happens:

Imperium: The Emperor is reborn to the galaxy. He unites humanity once again, finishes his task of making all of humankind atheists and once there is noone to worship and remember the Chaos gods, they die. Many loyal Primarchs return to their sons like the legends of old. The Emperor leads his mighty Space Marine Legions from the front and defeats the Xenos scum.

Chaos: Abaddon's final Black Crusade defeats Imperial Battlefleets and destroys the Craftworld Ulthwé. Abaddon makes to Planet Earth and rips the Emperor's remains from the Golden Throne. Mechanicum of Mars swear fealty to Chaos, and a highly religious Empire of Chaos is born. The galaxy becomes a miserable place, most planets being grim visages of hell on earth. The Eye of Terror expands to massive proportions. The strong rule over the weak in totalitarian fashion, and most humans exist only as slaves to entertain the thirsting gods.

Tyranids: A Hive Fleet so huge noone ever thought possible enters the galaxy, and devours all life. Puny Eldar and Tau are swept aside like children's toys, and the mighty Imperium falls down to ruin. Abaddon's Sorcerers unleash armies of demons to march against the Tyranids, but to no avail. Against the endless swarm there can be no victory.

Necrons: Nightbringer is fully powered up and his plans for the Pariahs come to fruition. More C'tans are awoken. The Red Harvest is over, and the cleansing begins. All living things are destroyed.

Orks: The Last Waaagh emerges from Ork space and engulfs the whole galaxy. Imperium is defeated time and time again and soon humankind loses all central leadership and the pockets of resistance cannot endure. The Old Ones' imperfect race Orks stand as the dominant species in our galaxy, and defeat all Tyranid invasions easily.

Eldar: The melancholic thoughts of all the Eldar dead inside the infinity circuit echo in the warp, and Eldrad Ulthran's prophecy comes true. The energy in warp space reaches critical mass and Ynnead, the Eldar God of the Dead is born to the universe. Ynnead destroys Slaanesh and releases the Eldar from their doom. Eldar multiply and with renewed vigour claim the universe as their playground.

@Therion, what you wrote about Chaos is so beautiful, I hope they win.

Darrian

lol I knew it was a matter of time (as I read through the thread) that someone was going to say something about Chuck Norris, its inevitable. Chuck Norris will round house kick everyone in the face and then and only then, Chaos will become the cousins no one likes because they get into too much trouble, Orks will become the lawn care men, trimming Chuck's roses, Nids will be the bugs that infest his castle, Necrons will be his toys he plays with when he feels like a kid again, Eldar will be the metro-sexual people down the street Chuck just cant stand, and the Tau will be dead cause Chuck just couldnt get over the fact that they are fish-goat aliens, and they just freaked him out. Now as for the Empire...they will just be Chuck's friends, because Chuck is a human, and the Empire likes humans..but they will secretly hate him cause he has aliens working for him...but we all know the Empire is scared of Chuck anyway...

I just don't get tired of posting this picture

And I just don't get tired of laughing every time I see this picture. Do you know who created it? He is a genius.

Darrian

hey hey hey now...I didnt resurrect this thread, I saw it in like the top 6 most recent, and I posted...

Angron wrote:I'm still banking that Cypher reaches Terra and kills the Emporer.... the Emporer becomes a new Chaos god and creates his own Daemon Princes.... and the Emporer and the Imperium rule the galaxy. It's gonna happen...

Wow, wait, what?! StarChild=Chaos God?! Didn't really think of it THAT way. He dosen't feed off on base emotions though....He feeds off of worship and adoration! The chaos gods each worship off some form of base emotion or raw "thing"...

Khorne- Hate, anger
Nurgle- Disiease, sickness
Slannesh- Lust, pleasure
Tzeenich-....The disire to be better? I have no clue!

Simple.

The ancient Cockroach army.

Marbi Chora wrote:
Tzeenich-....The disire to be better? I have no clue!

Jealousy?

Pariah Press wrote: They never made miniatures for them(sensei). Plus, the Inquisition wiped them out; didn't you hear?

I thought that they just killed a bunch, so the remainders are roving the galaxy, avoiding the imperium.

Isn't that the excuse for the Eldar?

"Oh, a few pockets survive here and there."

Asmodai wrote:

Marbi Chora wrote:
Tzeenich-....The disire to be better? I have no clue!

Jealousy?

No no, it's scheming and knowledge. Tzeentch is the Chaos God of intelligence and common sense in a universe where such things have no place.

The 'Nids. Assimilation.
The Orks. Reproduction.
The Necrons. Regeneration.
The deamons of the warp, or at least, poppa Nurgul's favorites.

And Humans. Adaptation and will.



And I say humans, standing on the "Nurgul's favorite parasite" theory.

Ork. so damn many of them. Terra sent out a probe 14,000 years ago to find end of the universe, and its STILL getting ork signals.

Eldar: Dead. They're going to sulk in their craftworlds, listen to The Smiths, and never reproduce. I know this vicious circle intimately from my high school experience.

Chaos: Dead. Their soldiers will rot, chase skimmer tanks off cliffs, get holes in their armor through which their granular bodies spill out, kill themselves through auto-erotic asphyxiation, or die fighting each other over which one out of ten gets to carry the lascannon. I'm surprised these spiky, overgrown lemurs ever make it out of the Eye.

Dark Eldar: Dirtnap. Limited in number, will eventually cut themselves with all those spikes on their clothes, guns, and flying boats. And, as we all know, their armor only saves them against even the mildest injury one time out of three.

Tau: Buying the farm-world as we speak. Why? The status quo never survives through the end in anime. The overfiend destroys your city, the ziggurat collapses, Tetsuo and Akira do something or other that no one understands but the city's toast. It doesn't matter how enormous your guns are, only the handsome vampire hunter or the motorcycle badass make it out alive.

Necrons: Pushing up daisies. Why? They're not in for the long haul. You say they hibernate? Pfft. I think they find the endless grind of stagger, get shot, and get back up nearly as soporific as their opponents do. I don't care how improbably powerful these "ancient" star-gods from 2002 are or how often they claim to have had a hand in everything from the big bang through the sistine chapel and up to and including Posh & Becks' move from occasional page 6 European curio to constant irritation whenever I try to make a paparrazzi-free commute up Benedict Canyon, nobody's powerful enough to keep 100 million narcoleptic robots awake and battle-ready.

Tyranids: It starts with D and rhymes with 'red.' Their chitinous little tummies are just about out of juice. Let me give you a dramatic re-enactment of their inception/doom. [norn queens in their boardroom] "I know how we're going to conquer the galaxy in the most efficient manner! We'll spawn a billion little six-legged monsters, eat everything on a planet, then eat the little dudes who ate the planet, then--and here's the kicker--we spawn a whole new generation of little dudes! If my math is right, we'll have the energy to conquer...[taps on calculator]...0.051 planets? Wait, let me look over my notes again..."

Humanity: The only possible winners. They are willing to sacrifice their souls, sever all ties, and lose all that they have for their blind, quasi-religious obsession--modeling and painting tiny 30mm figures. As long as this slavish devotion continues, it is they who will survive, forsooth, it is they who shall rule! AVE IMPERATOR!

Now somebody post the thread necromancer card again. Makes me laugh.

Oops. Meant to edit, just reposted instead.

Well, even though I'm a huge Space Marine fan, I think the Empire will fail, unless the Emperor returns, due to corruption. So that gets rid of the Imperial Guard and the Marines...

The Eldar and Dark Eldar will die out, they are nearing their end anyway.

The Chaos Gods will lose power from the lack of deaths and emotions in the universe from the loss of the previous armies And Chaos will begin to fade

Necrons will come and kill the upstart Tau and whatever is left of Chaos...

Tyranids will destroy the Orks. All that biomass in the trillions of Orks means massive new hive fleets.

And finally it will come down to Necrons versus the Tyranids. The Tyranids cannot assimilate the Necron due to their metal bodies so the Necrons will eventually win out. They will then return to millenia of hibernation until life begins anew in the universe. And begin again....


However if the Emperor recovers, none shall stand before his glory!!!!!!!

No one's mentioned Bruce Campbell?!?

Dead Horse wrote:
Tau: Buying the farm-world as we speak. Why? The status quo never survives through the end in anime. The overfiend destroys your city, the ziggurat collapses, Tetsuo and Akira do something or other that no one understands but the city's toast. It doesn't matter how enormous your guns are, only the handsome vampire hunter or the motorcycle badass make it out alive.

TETSUUUOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
KANEDDDDAAAAAAAAA!!!!

orks eldar space marines chaos marines and tau

Imperium, more specifically the SM legions with the kahonaes to buck that pansy Guiliman's codex (I loathe the Ultramarines with a passion, the only reason those weaklings are looked upon so highly is that they dodged the bullet several times in the Horus Heresy, not at the drop pod massacre, not at the seige of terra, not in any of the other massive engagements that thrashed every other legion; they just lucked out), why, either the Emperor will come back, or something like this happens. They drop the heavy end of the hammer on the Ifinity circuit shooting Eldrads prophecy to sh!t and deafeat the Eldar and Dark Eldar by attrition, probably the same with the bulk of chaos, who will be whittled down to the nuisance position currently held by the Dark Eldar. The tau would then face the same hammer the Eldar faced and would be just a squashed. Probably not nearly as many hive fleets as expected (going off the fluff from other universes extra-galactic travel is hell on any vessel (think Yuzzhan Vong invasion in Star Wars the worldships, especially the bigger older ones were torn to sh!t))
Necrons and Orks would be reduced but mostly still around only receiving a weak "sloppy seconds" type showing from the Imperium due to the fact that you cant really wipe either out, only keep it away from yourself. So the bored Orks just perpoetually fight themselves out on the edges of the galaxy, and the necrons feed on them after being pushed out of Imperium space.

i say someone will figure out the secret formula of Meow Mix, then will feed it to kittens, creating an army of super mutant kittens with heat vision


yes, i do like to resurrect old threads

imperium in some form
the necrons cuz they cant be killed
orks theres so many of them
nids
tau but probly on there own version of craftworlds (there current planets were eaten by nids)

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