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Otiose in a Niche






Hyderabad, India

So apparently the long-neglected and rarely updated Space Wolf chapter will be the next codex, which is a great relief to all of us since it's been nearly 4 years since they were updated. Obviously a much higher priority than the Sisters of Battle no?

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/605383.page

So now is the time for our completely made up and false rumors!

1 - New name!
Spoiler:
Lupos Astara!


2 - New fliers!
Spoiler:
Lightning Wolf Cavalry!


3 - New model for Logan!

Spoiler:


4 - New monstrous creature!

Spoiler:
Storm mammoth cavalry!


5 - New Grey Hunter box!

Spoiler:
Half the models! Same great price!

 
   
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Is 'Eavy Metal Calling?





UK

6 (Posted this a while back, but here goes)

 Paradigm wrote:

New Wolf-Walker*, which is a Super-Heavy-Cavalry-Beast-Walker and consists of a giant mechanical Thunderwolf ridden by a SW Dreadnought.


*Can combine with the Blood-Knight, a Not-Quite-Super-Heavy-Jump-Pack-Character-Walker-Flyer exclusive to Codex Blood Angels, and the Deathwing Knight, which is a Very-Bulky-Super-Heavy-Walker with a 2+ save, AV13, Storm Shield and Thunder Hammer (released via White Dwarf Weekly and inserted retroactively into Dark Angel fluff) to form the Imperial Knight... oh, wait, that's taken... The Astartes-Knight, second only to the UltramaKnight in power (also available for the small cost of 1 kidney and your firstborn son).



 
   
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So astartes voltron

The west is on its death spiral.

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 Kid_Kyoto wrote:

5 - New Grey Hunter box!

Spoiler:
Half the models! Same great price!


I'd say that's the most believable you posted.

Also, new flyer:

Spoiler:


Long Fangs can now dual wield heavy weapons and each model can shoot at a different target.

Shine on, Kaldor Dayglow!
Not Ken Lobb

 
   
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Seattle WA

 TheKbob wrote:
 Kid_Kyoto wrote:

5 - New Grey Hunter box!

Spoiler:
Half the models! Same great price!


I'd say that's the most believable you posted.

Also, new flyer:

Spoiler:


Fixed


See more on Know Your Meme 
   
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Im a SW player and the OP made me laugh lol.

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A new flyer that can carry 16 models apparently.

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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





Nottinghamshire, UK

RULES

Random Table of the Wolf: roll on this table before buying your army (from a shop, not with points). The number you roll is the number of wolves howling at the moon that must be clearly visible on your T-shirt during every game in which you use this army.

PSYCHIC POWER

Other End of the World Wolf: think of all the models you wiped off the table without lifting a finger by using Jaws of the World Wolf in the last book. Now write them all on a piece of paper, putting "Wolf" in front of all their names. Each turn, on a roll of 4+ add D100 of these models to your army, counting as Battle Brothers.

FLYER

Wolf Talon: exactly like the Storm Talon, armed with Wolf Cannons (count as Assault Cannons) and Wolfhammer missile launchers (count as Skyhammer missiles). Also has the front half of the hull replaced with a massive gold wolf head. And Furious Charge.

WARGEAR

Wolf of the Wolf: this is a wolf. The model who takes this can feed him and take him walks. A Wolf of the Wolf may buy an additional Wolf of the Wolf, which is listed as the Wolf of the Wolf of the Wolf, and so on into infinity. If this makes the word "Wolf" become the most common word in your army list, you win.

Belt of Fluff Immunity: If your Warlord has this piece of wargear, before deployment you must immediately start a fluff argument with your opponent about whether Space Marines are still able to "do it." If you win, no female models in your opponent's army may attack your Warlord as he has charmed them with his pick-up lines. Your opponent giving up on the game or getting a restraining order counts as a win.

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Wait... Is this a thing on Dakka? If so I'm sad I missed the Ork one

 
   
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UK

 Fezman wrote:

PSYCHIC POWER

Other End of the World Wolf: think of all the models you wiped off the table without lifting a finger by using Jaws of the World Wolf in the last book. Now write them all on a piece of paper, putting "Wolf" in front of all their names. Each turn, on a roll of 4+ add D100 of these models to your army, counting as Battle Brothers.


Have Exalts!

 
   
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The codex is going to be balanced.
   
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Nottinghamshire, UK

 Paradigm wrote:
 Fezman wrote:

PSYCHIC POWER

Other End of the World Wolf: think of all the models you wiped off the table without lifting a finger by using Jaws of the World Wolf in the last book. Now write them all on a piece of paper, putting "Wolf" in front of all their names. Each turn, on a roll of 4+ add D100 of these models to your army, counting as Battle Brothers.


Have Exalts!


Well, thank you!

Maybe they'll make a fluff change so "The World Wolf" is the name of a battleship, so you can't Deny the Witch against it. Actually, if whoever's writing the book is reading this, that's a joke, please don't put that in.

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 Fezman wrote:
Belt of Fluff Immunity: If your Warlord has this piece of wargear, before deployment you must immediately start a fluff argument with your opponent about whether Space Marines are still able to "do it." If you win, no female models in your opponent's army may attack your Warlord as he has charmed them with his pick-up lines. Your opponent giving up on the game or getting a restraining order counts as a win.
Exalted

Error 404: Interesting signature not found

 
   
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The only words used in the whole codex is the word wolf and variations of wolf. For example:

"Wolf wolves wolf wolf, wolfers wolfing."

"combi-wolf-5 Wolfs per Wolf"

"Wolf wolf wolfing? WOLF WOLF"

And other stuff like such.

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Hyderabad, India

This just in!
Spoiler:


New flier! The STORMFANG armed with a HELFROST DISRUPTOR!



Nah just kidding it's obvilously a sloppy photoshop parodying what GW might do if they just gave up on making cool models.




Automatically Appended Next Post:
 Overlord Thraka wrote:
Wait... Is this a thing on Dakka? If so I'm sad I missed the Ork one


Yeah I kinda forgot to start one for Orks, feel free even if it's a bit late.

There's been others, I think if you search for 'NOW is the time' 'made up rumors' you'lll find them.

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The worst part is that it looks like something GW would make.

The Kool-Aid Man is NOT cool! He's a public menace, DESTROYING walls and buildings so he can pour his sugary juice out for people!"- Linkara on the Kool-Aid Man

htj wrote:I break my conscripts down into squads of ten, then equip them with heavy weapons and special weapons. I pay 1pt to upgrade their WS, BS and Ld, then combine them into larger squads when deployed. I've found them to be quite effective.
 
   
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avoiding the lorax on Crion

All units are here by renamed to include the word wolf.
Is
Wolf raider
Wolf rhino
Wolf claws
Wolf hunters
Wolfhawk

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

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Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
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Lord Castellan wrote:
The worst part is that it looks like something GW would make.


Apologies if my sarcasm detector is broken, but, er... it is something they have made. Check News and Rumours.

And for the record, I think it looks pretty cool...

 
   
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Oh god i need eye bleach!

 Unit1126PLL wrote:
 Scott-S6 wrote:
And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.

Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!

 
   
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 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
This just in!
Spoiler:


New flier! The STORMFANG armed with a HELFROST DISRUPTOR!



Nah just kidding it's obvilously a sloppy photoshop parodying what GW might do if they just gave up on making cool models.




Automatically Appended Next Post:
 Overlord Thraka wrote:
Wait... Is this a thing on Dakka? If so I'm sad I missed the Ork one


Yeah I kinda forgot to start one for Orks, feel free even if it's a bit late.

There's been others, I think if you search for 'NOW is the time' 'made up rumors' you'lll find them.


Dear Khorne, please tell me that is a photoshop.

Currently ongoing projects:
Horus Heresy Alpha Legion
Tyranids  
   
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 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
This just in!
Spoiler:


New flier! The STORMFANG armed with a HELFROST DISRUPTOR!



Nah just kidding it's obvilously a sloppy photoshop parodying what GW might do if they just gave up on making cool models.




Automatically Appended Next Post:
 Overlord Thraka wrote:
Wait... Is this a thing on Dakka? If so I'm sad I missed the Ork one


Yeah I kinda forgot to start one for Orks, feel free even if it's a bit late.

There's been others, I think if you search for 'NOW is the time' 'made up rumors' you'lll find them.


Well.


At least it's not named the Storm Wolf.

“There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.”
 
   
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I actually like the look.

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Someone must have looked at the Stormtalon and decided that the only thing that could improve this horribly boxy fighter was to add another box onto it! Make it even LESS aerodynamic.

They are going to release a Wolfguard "Sternguard" equivalent kit. Except it will only consist of three models, cost $67.50 USD and be monopose only. But they'll be so covered in skulls and wolf pelts they'll be almost as big as nobs.

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Another Space Wolf model has been leaked. It is known as the Clawwolf Fangclaw Wolf Wolf.

Spoiler:
   
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 LoneLictor wrote:
Another Space Wolf model has been leaked. It is known as the Clawwolf Fangclaw Wolf Wolf.


You have just named my force commander.


   
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Seattle

The SW have replaced their Predators with the all-new WolfTank Wolflance WolfWolf, mounting a long-barrel Wolfcannon, two pairs of WolfClaws (treat-as DCW Power-Klaw+1) permitting the WolfTank to make 4 melee attacks in close combat, 5 on the charge.

It also has a pair of hull-mounted wolfeyes. They do not look soft.

Spoiler:




Wolfeyes in action:

Spoiler:





The WolfTank supports the new SW heavy armor, the WolfTank of the World WolfTank. All the equipment listed above, plus a Wolfhowl Blaster (treat as NoizeBlaster, 24" template, and Wolf Howlers (treat as Laud Hailers).

Spoiler:




It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. 
   
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 TheKbob wrote:
Long Fangs can now dual wield heavy weapons and each model can shoot at a different target.


No way, each model should be able to shoot at two different targets, because otherwise what's the point of dual-wielding?
   
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UPDATE: Every single Space Wolf unit has been replaced with a kinda emo looking poster of a wolf howling in front of a moon. It can be equipped with the Wolf, Wolfwolf, Wolf Wolf, or the Wolfwolf Wolf Wolfwolf for a whopping 210 points.
   
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They've replaced the traditional battle-standards of the Great Companies, and the Chapter as a whole, with variations on a relic recovered from a long-lost ruin on Fenris, recently returned to the surface during a recent Time of Ice and Fire, thought to have been taken from a tunic once worn by Leman Russ himself.

Spoiler:


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The Banner of Wolf Wolf Moon Wolf?

The Kool-Aid Man is NOT cool! He's a public menace, DESTROYING walls and buildings so he can pour his sugary juice out for people!"- Linkara on the Kool-Aid Man

htj wrote:I break my conscripts down into squads of ten, then equip them with heavy weapons and special weapons. I pay 1pt to upgrade their WS, BS and Ld, then combine them into larger squads when deployed. I've found them to be quite effective.
 
   
 
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