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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/12 03:36:04
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely false and made up Adeptus Mech rumors! (I hope)
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Otiose in a Niche
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If this is true...
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/629061.page
In a month or two we could have a line of Adeptus Mechanicus models in our hands, which as the proud owner of a Skullz Tech Priest set (and several RT era tech priests) makes me very very happy.
So it's time for our traditional thread of completely false and made up rumors!
1-The new codex has been extensively playtested against 2 different studio armies over the course of 3 afternoons!
2-Skittari kit will have five models who can be armed with master-crafted lasguns, radiation sprayers or even neutron blunderbusses! 5 models per kit. Minimum squad size of 10. Includes 1 rad sprayer and 1 neutron blunderbuss per kit. $55
3-The vehicle is the dual kit the Adeptus Mech Doom Tarantula (tank) or the Death Spyder (transport). Both are walkers. Av11/11/10, 6" move, armed with a TL Autocannon or TL heavy bolter. No dread CC weapon. $75.
4-Collossus Battle Constructs, 5W, 2+ save with a 5++, monsterous creatures, 4 weapons each, incredible detailed kits, T4, no eternal warrior...$80
5-Tech Priest Magos, same as IG enginseer but with 3 wounds and a master crafted bolt pistol. 150 points.
I can't wait!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/12 03:43:58
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely false and made up Adeptus Mech rumors! (I hope)
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
The oceans of the world
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Titan kit. Comes with three for a squad. Requires a mortgage to buy one box
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/12 05:44:25
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely false and made up Adeptus Mech rumors! (I hope)
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
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My best completely false rumor is that shortly after this release will be the Orkish version of the same.
It will be the rise of the new Orkish version of the the technological god, The Orkissiah. The Omnissiah it turns out, has multiple facets for differing factions, including The Dark Omnissiah of chaos and the slightly crazier Orkissiah worshipped by those loveable zany greenskins.
You won't be able to wait to see their version of Skitarii, the Orkitarii. Spiffy times are upon us.
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ALL HAIL THE ORKISSIAH, TRINARY SPEAKING GOD OF ORK TECHNOLOGY. (Unlike wimpy old Binary, Orks have commands for Yes, No AND "Maybe")
Agent_Tremolo wrote: In my personal scale for rating unlikely prophecies it scored two Millenium Bugs and one Mayan Apocalypse.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/12 06:41:18
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely false and made up Adeptus Mech rumors! (I hope)
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Veteran Inquisitor with Xenos Alliances
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They'll have a formation where you field 5 different automata, on the tabletop they can combine their power to form one really big automata with a big sword.
This will be GW's first attempt to give every unit its own supplemental book, allowing you to field a whole army of kamikaze servoskulls.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/12 08:40:59
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely false and made up Adeptus Mech rumors! (I hope)
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Commander of the Mysterious 2nd Legion
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Phyrekzhogos wrote:My best completely false rumor is that shortly after this release will be the Orkish version of the same.
It will be the rise of the new Orkish version of the the technological god, The Orkissiah. The Omnissiah it turns out, has multiple facets for differing factions, including The Dark Omnissiah of chaos and the slightly crazier Orkissiah worshipped by those loveable zany greenskins.
You won't be able to wait to see their version of Skitarii, the Orkitarii. Spiffy times are upon us.
ya know I actually kinda like the idea of the Orkissiah. it's now head canon!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/12 12:45:01
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely false and made up Adeptus Mech rumors! (I hope)
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Did Fulgrim Just Behead Ferrus?
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They will have a giant steam powered spider titan piloted by Kenneth Branagh.
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"Through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see.
One chants out between two worlds: Fire, walk with me." - Twin Peaks
"You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you Sheriff Truman." - Twin Peaks |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/12 15:46:16
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely false and made up Adeptus Mech rumors! (I hope)
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
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BrianDavion wrote:
ya know I actually kinda like the idea of the Orkissiah. it's now head canon!
I know right? The Orkissiah doesn't just speak to his followers in binary either. He talks in TRINARY. 0's, 1's, and 2's for "yes, no and maybe."
He's the tech god the orks have always wanted, in a universe where rules bend and high ballistic skill just isn't mandatory anymore
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/03/12 15:47:05
ALL HAIL THE ORKISSIAH, TRINARY SPEAKING GOD OF ORK TECHNOLOGY. (Unlike wimpy old Binary, Orks have commands for Yes, No AND "Maybe")
Agent_Tremolo wrote: In my personal scale for rating unlikely prophecies it scored two Millenium Bugs and one Mayan Apocalypse.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/12 15:55:25
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely false and made up Adeptus Mech rumors! (I hope)
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Brb learning to play.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/12 16:06:11
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely false and made up Adeptus Mech rumors! (I hope)
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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I wish #1 was a made up rumor but that seems to be how they do all their playtesting. The whole chaplain vs librarian thing was enough to confirm that.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/12 16:10:19
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely false and made up Adeptus Mech rumors! (I hope)
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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19. -1 to all of your rolls (cumulative) for each time you refer to your model as a Knight Titan instead of simply a Knight.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/03/12 16:10:32
DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/12 16:10:40
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely false and made up Adeptus Mech rumors! (I hope)
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Fixture of Dakka
West Michigan, deep in Whitebread, USA
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Kid_Kyoto wrote:If this is true...
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/629061.page
In a month or two we could have a line of Adeptus Mechanicus models in our hands, which as the proud owner of a Skullz Tech Priest set (and several RT era tech priests) makes me very very happy.
So it's time for our traditional thread of completely false and made up rumors!
1-The new codex has been extensively playtested against 2 different studio armies over the course of 3 afternoons!
2-Skittari kit will have five models who can be armed with master-crafted lasguns, radiation sprayers or even neutron blunderbusses! 5 models per kit. Minimum squad size of 10. Includes 1 rad sprayer and 1 neutron blunderbuss per kit. $55
3-The vehicle is the dual kit the Adeptus Mech Doom Tarantula (tank) or the Death Spyder (transport). Both are walkers. Av11/11/10, 6" move, armed with a TL Autocannon or TL heavy bolter. No dread CC weapon. $75.
4-Collossus Battle Constructs, 5W, 2+ save with a 5++, monsterous creatures, 4 weapons each, incredible detailed kits, T4, no eternal warrior...$80
5-Tech Priest Magos, same as IG enginseer but with 3 wounds and a master crafted bolt pistol. 150 points.
I can't wait!
Uh, those are all dangerously close to making sense for a GW release......
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/03/12 23:08:01
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely false and made up Adeptus Mech rumors! (I hope)
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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Codex: Adeptus Mechanicus reveals that the most-advanced computer in the Imperium of Man is an Apple IIe with green-and-black monitor that's been cobbled together from various parts and runs the Palm OS.
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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