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I'm working on a flier for an upcoming event, and I want to have a 40k sayings that a Sargent, or Inquisitor, or Commissar or some other commander might quote to a group of imperial guardsman along the lines of: "Think always of the Emperor and keep your mind free of Heresy."
Here is an early rough draft so you understand the nature of the joke.
Spoiler:
"flaccid" may become "Get Hard" or "stiffen" or something like that.
And the current plan is to replace the guardsman with a bunch that have comically drooping barrels.
"If you don't have ammunition, you have bayonets! FIX BAYONETS!"
"Men, I am not ordering you to attack. I am ordering you to die. In the time that it takes us to die, other forces and commanders can come and take our place."
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Raxmei wrote: "If you don't have ammunition, you have bayonets! FIX BAYONETS!"
"Men, I am not ordering you to attack. I am ordering you to die. In the time that it takes us to die, other forces and commanders can come and take our place."
Mustafa Kemal Ataturk was hardcore.
... and a drunken atheist. Clearly, a man to be admired.