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So, the two fastest beings in the 40k verse decide to square off in the race of the millennium. assuming Doomrider doesn't get bored and go home like he does, who wins the race?

Da one whoz redder.

Doomrider overdoses on cocaine, and Wazdakka crashes because he's an ork. No winner

Doomrider comes and goes. Wazdakka just goes off. I give points to the Slaaneshi biker.

 Great White wrote:
Doomrider overdoses on cocaine, and Wazdakka crashes because he's an ork. No winner

Sounds just about right!

Hey guys got any room for dddddoom rider

You face Doomrider, cocaine lord of the Slaanesh legion!

No contest here.

I voted for both.

Because I could.

This really comes down to just how much fine ass warp dust that D rider has snorted

Gonna go with Wazdakka, since according to the wiki, he smashed through a titan and its void shield with his warbike.

Tough call on this one. On one side you have an ork big mek with his own Waaagh! with the ingenious plan of ridin' his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other without stopping (the clever bastard). On the other end, you have a Daemon Prince who dream to become the avatar of Snowflame the supervillain powered by cocaine (also a very clever plan).

I would go for Doomrider he his so fast GW couldn't catch him for the last three Chaos Space Marine Codex. That's how fast he his.

Do Cocaine!!!!!

 Great White wrote:
Doomrider overdoses on cocaine, and Wazdakka crashes because he's an ork. No winner

This.

 Ashiraya wrote:

Spoiler:

Serious answer: Doomrider, because he's a fething DP on a bike.

You guys know that Doomrider is actually a bike

Yeah, man, bike, and sword are all one entity.

I vote Wazdakka because he is liable to strap a fething warp engine to his bike if he can get his hands on one and then paint it red to go faster than warp speed thereby outclassing any daemonic warp related shenanigans that Doomrider has.

According to 4th edition Codex: Orks, Wazdakka wasn't beyond trailing the dusty roads either.

Ohhh man. Y'all beat me to the FlashGitz references. I lol'd.

It's all about how much cocaine/fine-ass warp dust Doomrider has access to.

Wazdakka cuz hez da reddest.

Ya kan take yer warp dust where yer humie sun don't shine. Wazdakka is da greenest and da reddest ork dere is! WAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!!!!!

 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:

 Ashiraya wrote:

Spoiler:

Serious answer: Doomrider, because he's a fething DP on a bike.

Spoiler:

Yeah, but Wazdakka is a fething ork on a bike. Do you know who else was an ork? The only creature beside Horus that threatened to kill the Emperor!

 Yaavaragefinkinman wrote:
I vote Wazdakka because he is liable to strap a fething warp engine to his bike if he can get his hands on one and then paint it red to go faster than warp speed thereby outclassing any daemonic warp related shenanigans that Doomrider has.

HAH that's how orkses go travelling across the galaxy in the first place. They paint their engines SO red that they go really fast. Now imagine a red void engine. It's gona go so fast it's gona outrun the time itself.

The thing would stop time, letting all of the ork's to take a moment to realize why one giant WAAAAGH is the best WAAAAGH. And, while time is frozen, they have the time to get together as well. Ghazzy has nothing on this

 Ashiraya wrote:

Spoiler:

The Emperor faked it.

Wazdakka doesn't exist, he's a rumour made up by the crew of a Titan to cover their embarassing mistake - they left their Ordinatus Mondaymorningcoffeeus on when they took a nap, which detonated the command bridge.

 koooaei wrote:

 Yaavaragefinkinman wrote:
I vote Wazdakka because he is liable to strap a fething warp engine to his bike if he can get his hands on one and then paint it red to go faster than warp speed thereby outclassing any daemonic warp related shenanigans that Doomrider has.

HAH that's how orkses go travelling across the galaxy in the first place. They paint their engines SO red that they go really fast. Now imagine a red void engine. It's gona go so fast it's gona outrun the time itself.

The amount of ink squigs that died in the process of painting the entire fething space hulk red (not to mention grotz and orks) is unimaginable.
But you bet your sweet green arse it goes fast.

 Ashiraya wrote:

 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:

 Ashiraya wrote:

Spoiler:

Serious answer: Doomrider, because he's a fething DP on a bike.

Spoiler:

Yeah, but Wazdakka is a fething ork on a bike. Do you know who else was an ork? The only creature beside Horus that threatened to kill the Emperor!

Spoiler:

The Emperor faked it.

Wazdakka doesn't exist, he's a rumour made up by the crew of a Titan to cover their embarassing mistake - they left their Ordinatus Mondaymorningcoffeeus on when they took a nap, which detonated the command bridge.

She? I thought all orks were male/unisex. I mean, they reproduce via spores, and all look extremely masculine, not many females would think it's a bright idea to use a bike to smash through a void shield of a titan. Not trying to be sexist, but that's generally more of a guy's plan of attack is to suicide charge right into the enemy. (Not saying we don't do anything else for a strategy, or that women cannot make good strategists, as they can)

2BlackJack1 wrote:
She? I thought all orks were male/unisex. I mean, they reproduce via spores, and all look extremely masculine, not many females would think it's a bright idea to use a bike to smash through a void shield of a titan. Not trying to be sexist, but that's generally more of a guy's plan of attack is to suicide charge right into the enemy. (Not saying we don't do anything else for a strategy, or that women cannot make good strategists, as they can)

Orks are indeed unisex. They have no gender (or they're all of one gender). However like in most fiction they are generally referred to in the masculine form. Which does make sense since they look more masculine than feminine.

Suicide charging as you use it is up for debate.

If orks are all unisex and they all reproduce via spores, aren't all orks by definition female? Ripped, muscular females with giant axes?