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Let's say that "The Children of the Corn" open a Hotel. And, let us say that they are actually serious about succeeding (thus they cannot just kill you, or turn you into a zombie, because they need repeat business).

What is this hotel like?


MB
P.S. I think I might be staying in it, and need to know if I might be able to protect myself should anything go awry.

Movie Children of the Corn or book Children of the Corn?

Let's say that Minions from "Despicable Me" open a Hotel. And, let us say that they are actually serious about succeeding (thus they cannot just shoot fart guns at you, because they need repeat business).

What is this hotel like?

I'm thinking this might be better off on your own personal Blog site - good luck!