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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Title kind of says it all. Try to make them really funny.

Here's mine:

David Bowie-She shook me cold

Misheard Lyric:
She sucked my dong, her grill
All though she blew my brains, I will go back again

Actual Lyric:
She sucked my dormant will
Mother, she blew my brain, I will go back again

Artic Monkeys-Do I wanna know?

Misheard Lyric:
Do ever get that feeling that you can't sh*t
the tide that sticks around like summer's in you teeth

Actual lyric:
Do you ever get that fear that you can't shift
The type that sticks around like something in your teeth?

Mott the hoople-All the young dudes

Misheard lyric:
Gotta raise some captured bear

Actual Lyric:
Got to race some cat to bed


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The Great State of Texas

Everything in both Louie Louie and Inagadavida (In the Garden of Eden) as both singers were wacked out of their minds when they sang them.

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Morphing Obliterator






Listen to Skindred. Attempt to decipher lyrics. Repeat until satisfied. Google correct lyrics. Ragequit.

Personally, I'd recommend "Nobody". It's certainly a pretty unique style of music (reggae-metal).

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I'll leave this here




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Manfred Man...."Blinded by the light" I wont quote the lyrics..but if you heard it..you would know what I mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlBifX0H3yg


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SoCal

 Frazzled wrote:
Everything in both Louie Louie and Inagadavida (In the Garden of Eden) as both singers were wacked out of their minds when they sang them.


Have you read any of Dave Barry's literature on the subject? It's quite in depth.



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My son thinks that is literally the sound made by a crying dove. It makes me cry tears of laughter.


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 generalgrog wrote:
Manfred Man...."Blinded by the light" I wont quote the lyrics..but if you heard it..you would know what I mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlBifX0H3yg


GG


Isn't that a case where the singer himself thought the lyrics were...douchy?

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Isn't that a case where the singer himself thought the lyrics were...douchy?


the issue is related to the lisp of Manfred Mann..makes Deuce sound "different".

GG

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 generalgrog wrote:
Manfred Man...."Blinded by the light" I wont quote the lyrics..but if you heard it..you would know what I mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlBifX0H3yg


GG

Yeah, that was always a trip for me too trying to figure out what was going on with that song.

As for me, not really me mishearing lyrics, but I thought Garth Brook's "Thunder Rolls" was about the Gremlins when I was a kid...still have little idea why.



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Norwalk, Connecticut

 generalgrog wrote:
Manfred Man...."Blinded by the light" I wont quote the lyrics..but if you heard it..you would know what I mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlBifX0H3yg


GG


This. I'm pretty sure the lyrics are "wrapped up like a douche". Regardless of what others say. Isn't this the #1 most misunderstood lyric ever?

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 timetowaste85 wrote:
 generalgrog wrote:
Manfred Man...."Blinded by the light" I wont quote the lyrics..but if you heard it..you would know what I mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlBifX0H3yg


GG


This. I'm pretty sure the lyrics are "wrapped up like a douche". Regardless of what others say. Isn't this the #1 most misunderstood lyric ever?

The lyrics are actually "revved up like a deuce" as in a duece carburetor.

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Boskydell, IL

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 generalgrog wrote:
 timetowaste85 wrote:
 generalgrog wrote:
Manfred Man...."Blinded by the light" I wont quote the lyrics..but if you heard it..you would know what I mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlBifX0H3yg


GG


This. I'm pretty sure the lyrics are "wrapped up like a douche". Regardless of what others say. Isn't this the #1 most misunderstood lyric ever?

The lyrics are actually "revved up like a deuce" as in a duece carburetor.

GG


It's easily one of the most misheard, probably because the song is deliberately gibberish.

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Newcastle, OZ

Pretty much anything sung by Pearl Jam.

Dude took elocution lessons from Bane.

I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.

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Illinois

Misheard lyrics:
LOPE DUH DUH DUH DUH DOO STAH CHEEK (yes, it was really that)

Actual lyrics unknown.

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The Faye

I've always thought the Chilli Peppers "Fly away on my zephyr" song's lyrics were "fly away on my cellphone."

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Maryland

Wake up.

asdfnkjsdnfosidbfondsa make-up.

injfnisfnasdnfijasdjfnkjdf shake up.

askdfnaof;oaimfpwsdmf key upon the table.

   
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Norwalk, Connecticut

 infinite_array wrote:
Wake up.

asdfnkjsdnfosidbfondsa make-up.

injfnisfnasdnfijasdjfnkjdf shake up.

askdfnaof;oaimfpwsdmf key upon the table.


You're supposed to put in misheard lyrics. Not the actual ones. *slap*

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I could never nail down the lyrics to Gangnam Style.

Also,

Carribean Queen
Now we're sharing the same drink

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Illinois

 jasper76 wrote:
I could never nail down the lyrics to Gangnam Style.


Tong shoo ha ha ha ha ha ha hee ha joking yocha!

Silence it all!

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Norwalk, Connecticut

I believe these guys interpreted Gangnam Style in the only way possible.


Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.

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 timetowaste85 wrote:
 infinite_array wrote:
Wake up.

asdfnkjsdnfosidbfondsa make-up.

injfnisfnasdnfijasdjfnkjdf shake up.

askdfnaof;oaimfpwsdmf key upon the table.


You're supposed to put in misheard lyrics. Not the actual ones. *slap*

I love that song. Even though it sounded like complete gibberish when I first heard it!

See, you're trying to use people logic. DM uses Mandelogic, which we've established has 2+2=quack. - Aerethan
Putin.....would make a Vulcan Intelligence officer cry. - Jihadin
AFAIK, there is only one world, and it is the real world. - Iron_Captain
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TFOL and proud. Also a Forge World Fan.
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Boskydell, IL

Hanson's 'Where's the Love?'

For years I thought it was 'Whales in Love.'

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For too long I thought any and all uses of believer/believe etc in sticks and stones by Jamie T, was actually beliebers/bieber
   
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Everett, WA

as Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 ends, the sounds of a school yard are heard, along with a Scottish teacher who continues to lord it over the children's lives by shouting "Wrong! Do it again!", and "If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?!", and "You! Yes! You behind the bikesheds! Stand still, laddie!",


Instead of "Wrong! Do it again.", I heard, "Tom! Get the gate." and later I heard, "You behind the paintshed! Dunce! Get outta it."



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Chicago, Illinois

Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal




Without looking at the lyrics.

I have no idea what he is saying.

Something about shindome,

blood stains on the carpet,

Anna are a wookie?

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New Zealand

There is that annoying song that gets played often here and ever since I heard it I thought he was saying "smiled and gave me a knuckle sandwich".

It wasn't until I turned 19 that I was told it was "smile and gave me a Vegemite sandwich" and then I realized it was about Australia (I think) and the name "Down Under" finally made sense.
   
 
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