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United States Patent #6473908: "Garment having a buttocks cleavage revealing feature"

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-bool.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&d=PALL&RefSrch=yes&Query=PN%2F6473908





Chevy emblem wins.

Hmm... fart windows.

God I hope they wipe.

Not sure why you thought this needed to be brought to anyone's attention here...

Plumbers crack much...

Those are neat. I can't wait to get a pair.

 daedalus wrote:
Those are neat. I can't wait to get a pair.

Why? Why would you want that heresy?

I’d buy a pair for The Wife, but
a- She’d probably never wear them outside the house
b- I’d probably not want Her to.

And if I’m buying her something to wear just around the house, it’s not going to be pants

All college freshmen girls should receive this as a school uniform! Well, the hot ones anyway!

Shut up, this was designed to be sexualized. I'm just hopping on the wagon!

I wouldn't wear anything else...

>_>

<_<

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 daedalus wrote:
Those are neat. I can't wait to get a pair.

Why? Why would you want that heresy?

So that I could wear them to work, bend over at unfortunate places, and gross everyone in the office the feth out.

These pants seem like the set up to a "You might be a redneck" joke.

 daedalus wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 daedalus wrote:
Those are neat. I can't wait to get a pair.

Why? Why would you want that heresy?

So that I could wear them to work, bend over at unfortunate places, and gross everyone in the office the feth out.

And youre done

Pretty sure this started as a thing in, like, Japan or South Korea.

 timetowaste85 wrote:
All college freshmen girls should receive this as a school uniform! Well, the hot ones anyway!

As a student on a large college campus, I wouldn't be at all shocked to see some young woman rocking butt cleavage.

 Peter Wiggin wrote:

 timetowaste85 wrote:
All college freshmen girls should receive this as a school uniform! Well, the hot ones anyway!

As a student on a large college campus, I wouldn't be at all shocked to see some young woman rocking butt cleavage.

But dont stare at it...

Where are the people coming in Decrying this as a Downfall of society? Where this is what you get when you abandon god?

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Where are the people coming in Decrying this as a Downfall of society? Where this is what you get when you abandon god?

Are you referring to the sleezy part, or the patent part?

Frankly, the second part disturbs me more, but the collapse of society is actually more obvious elsewhere and I'm pretty godless.

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Where are the people coming in Decrying this as a Downfall of society? Where this is what you get when you abandon god?

Society is already fallen...

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Where are the people coming in Decrying this as a Downfall of society? Where this is what you get when you abandon god?

Society is already fallen...

Indeed it has.

 daedalus wrote:

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Where are the people coming in Decrying this as a Downfall of society? Where this is what you get when you abandon god?

Are you referring to the sleezy part, or the patent part?

Frankly, the second part disturbs me more, but the collapse of society is actually more obvious elsewhere and I'm pretty godless.

I thought you can Patent an Idea, just a Process.

But the person wearing them is african-american, the pants aren't nude-coloured, relatively speaking.

Will the butt-cleavage pants come in extra-large?

 Torga_DW wrote:
But the person wearing them is african-american, the pants aren't nude-coloured, relatively speaking.

Will the butt-cleavage pants come in extra-large?

I hope they come in male sizes.

 Torga_DW wrote:
But the person wearing them is african-american, the pants aren't nude-coloured, relatively speaking.

Will the butt-cleavage pants come in extra-large?

African American or bad lighting?

 TheCustomLime wrote:

 Torga_DW wrote:
But the person wearing them is african-american, the pants aren't nude-coloured, relatively speaking.

Will the butt-cleavage pants come in extra-large?

I hope they come in male sizes.

I just want to see them in plus sizes. No, what i want is for other people to see them in plus sizes. That would make me happy.

 TheCustomLime wrote:

 Torga_DW wrote:
But the person wearing them is african-american, the pants aren't nude-coloured, relatively speaking.

Will the butt-cleavage pants come in extra-large?

I hope they come in male sizes.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:

 Torga_DW wrote:
But the person wearing them is african-american, the pants aren't nude-coloured, relatively speaking.

Will the butt-cleavage pants come in extra-large?

I hope they come in male sizes.

I'm just sayin'. Women shouldn't be the only ones to wear such awful clothing. More inclusivity plzkthnx.

 TheCustomLime wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:

 Torga_DW wrote:
But the person wearing them is african-american, the pants aren't nude-coloured, relatively speaking.

Will the butt-cleavage pants come in extra-large?

I hope they come in male sizes.

I'm just sayin'. Women shouldn't be the only ones to wear such awful clothing. More inclusivity plzkthnx.

how many people want to see your @sscrack?

About as many who would want to see the asscrack of most people who would end up wearing these pants.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

how many people want to see your @sscrack?

How many people will have a choice if he's wearing those?