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dunno about you but I've seen far too many " Twilight Zone" and the like where operations like this have led to some dreadful situations.
And that was like with hands or arms and so forth.
with this..... well..
TBF we often joke about " mind of their own" or whatever but even so...
what a time to be alive eh ?!
The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
Yeah, no. Just no.
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
I'm pretty sure there's already a technique to regrow the foreskin, although it may lack nerves or something.
Still, I can't imagine anything bringing the Downtown Express to a crashing halt faster than explaining to your partner where your new foreskin came from.
There needs to be a Troma movie based on his concept, stat! If the donor was a voodoo practicing serial killer, all the better.
Also, a Wayans Brothers comedy that causes more discomfort than laughs.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
This is so... I can't even find the right word to explain the feeling I just felt after reading this. It is like a combination of queasy with uncomfortable but then much stronger.
But then the above jokes made me laugh and the feeling became even more confusing
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Still, I can't imagine anything bringing the Downtown Express to a crashing halt faster than explaining to your partner where your new foreskin came from.
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