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Like what? Hopefully not a barking toad...we don't have the snipers to spare.

*walks back into camp a few minuets later*

Well I found a smaller acid pit to the south west of the camp which should do for now ^.^

Sister of Krieg wrote:*walks back into camp a few minuets later*

Well I found a smaller acid pit to the south west of the camp which should do for now ^.^

Not meant to ruin your fun, but that is promethium...
Not too good for bathing in... And don't try bathing in it and then light an Iho stick.

OK...try not to dissolve.

promethium :S no wonder it smelt a bit weird, i thought that was just the acid smell

*looks around for somewhere to wash properly*

Try the river. watch out for the swamp mambas.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH.......

...Bathing in Promethium and walking into the tankers vehicle park.... hmmm that is like bathing in DKNY and walking into a pub on singles night!!!

Wolfhead is going to have a field day with this one!!!

DKNY?

...sigh

perfume...

rather expensive and suposidly irrisistable...

ineptus astartes wrote:boy sigmund, I am getting more of a disturbing image of you every time you post.

uhh...I dont think sniper Vallace is going like where this conversation is headed.

Nice model Tank Commander Sigmund ^.^

*walks off to the river before I can hear more of the conversation* :S

Varl Sigmund wrote:

ineptus astartes wrote:boy sigmund, I am getting more of a disturbing image of you every time you post.

I see the semblance.

really?

now there is a surprise!!!

in the stomach at least but other than that... BOY, HAVE YOU LET YOURSELF GO!

*reaches the river and looks around to make sure no one can see from the camp*

Good ^.^ it is a nice quite spot

and thats when the explosion happened at camp (accompanied by a mushroom cloud)

hlaine.larkin wrote:
the gamma commissar is just a guy with 2 swords and a bolt pistol, the idea being he is an example to the troopers as opposed to a commissar, just a valiant catachan, because lets be honest- a commissar surviving in a catachan regiment is like a dog that talks, very rare. A commissar surviving in a catachan detatchment that spends alot of it's time hiding in the jungle is like a dog that speaks norwegian- even rarer!

I like that Idea. now are they chainswords or power swords.

*jumps at the explosion*

What the! I leave them for five minuets and look what happens.

*runs back to the camp*

When you arrive, a cherise tank is rampaging around and a mechanical voice, (think battle droid) is screaming over the speakers "MOAR! I WANT MOAR!"



announcers voice: "don't turn the channel folks!" stay tuned to see why the machine spirit of commander Sigmund's tank is rampaging about demanding 'moar'

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

O.o I can't snipe a Mechine Spirit

and if you do Varl's gonna kill ya

" ...and in the backround you see Sgt Sigmund weaving his way... no... trying to weave his way... no... trying to stand...sigh... lets face it... slumped over an empty keg...

calling out.... "SSHHTPIN' me TSHANK!!!!!!


IT"Shh GOTT ALLL O"" TTTHEEE AMSSSSSHIAc!!!!

O.o Well that's catachan for you ^.^

*climbs a tree as to not get run over*

by the time the tank moves on to begin decimating the acid pools, valence notice that commander Sigmund and his gunner are arguing.

"I said OIL not beer!" howled the commander

Wolfshead put on a defiant expression. "the reg manual said to give it anything that'l burn! I didn't know it was gonna get drunk!"

at this point Valence noticed she was standing in the smoldering remains of the munitions block.

Sigmund stomped over to a smoldering piece of wreckage, creating tremors in the ground with his modest girth as he walked.

"this was a pre-heresy bolter! the tech preist's gonna KILL me !"

*looks worriedly up at Sigmund*

I'm sure it'll be fine *smiles with a slightly worried expression*

So how are we going to sort out the drunk tank?

suddenly sigmund looked up "did I ever tell me I'm a genius?"

Wolfshead walked over to the commander. "about what?" he asked.

the commander hurriedly whispered something to wolfshead who looked up at the four other soldiers in the clearing and barked
"Vallace! Russki! Nate! Stumbo! Come over here!"

Russki: "Whatever I did, it wasn't me!"

hlaine.larkin wrote:hang out with people, i hear gamma are pretty cool, alpha are meh

55 - Brick Riker

*looks up from his book "The Origin of Species (edition 12,129)"*
With all due respect, sir, you've heard wrong.
*spits a long string of tobacco juice and goes back to reading his chapter on Catachan Death Traps*