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umm Sigmund, I'm already here infront of you we were talking just now :S so why are you calling me over again?

*looks confused and a little scared*

that was wolfshead calling you and apparently you've been just watching.


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switching offshoot to 3rd person

*Walks over to Wolfs Head*

So what's your plan?

"remind me again... what are we doing?" grumbled Nate
wolfshead (the one conveniently not carrying the massive keg gave Nate a Look. "were undrunkifying the tank!"

"Exactly how?" asked Nate

"And before my spine telescopes, please." Put in Valence.




sigmund (also not carrying the keg) looked up from the grenade launcher he had 'found' and put on a serious face

"Gentlemen...and...lady...what makes people less drunk?"

"A bucket of Water?" Nate hazerded

"a loud noise?" suggested valence

Stumbo raised a hand. "A bop on the head?"

"I know!" said Russki. "A shotgun blast!"

Nate raised his eyebrows' "Rus, sometimes I worry about you."



"But what's the answer?" asked Valence.


Sigmund grinned "coffee."

*looks stunned at Sigmund*

Thats a genius idea...

*then pauses and thinnks for a second*

how do we give coffee to a drunk tank?

same way the beer was given to it

ok ^.^ well i wasn't here for that so you guys can deal with it

*runs off to hide from the approaching tank*

heh.





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boy! its late!


apologies on the map

one of my dogs ate it...the one named sandy...seriously

ineptus astartes wrote:heh.





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boy! its late!


apologies on the map

one of my dogs ate it...the one named sandy...seriously

Perhaps a shotgun blast will solve it?

no problem and shot gunning a dog is mean

I think for the simple amusment of this whole debacle I won't be submitting charges at all. But sober up that tank before the next engament. You tank boys are bad enough with out the machine spirit being messed up as well.

Sister of Krieg wrote:no problem and shot gunning a dog is mean

Who was talking about the dog?

so you would shotgun a map?

Sister of Krieg wrote:so you would shotgun a map?

That's the spirit!

*thinks*

umm ... how would that work?

Sister of Krieg wrote:*thinks*

umm ... how would that work?

Good question, I haven't thought about that part...

i think that defeats the purpose

ineptus astartes wrote:i think that defeats the purpose

I fail to see the problem?

barges through everything shotgun in hand huh?



going to bed now, its realy late

night Nate

ineptus astartes wrote:barges through everything shotgun in hand huh?



going to bed now, its realy late

Not everything, sometimes I feel creative and use a knife...

Sister of Krieg wrote:night Nate

hey, how'd you know my real name...oops





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well you are pvt Nathaniel Damascus, which you told me Nate for short ^.^

so I guess I know because you told me

I....I...have a girl in my squad? That likes showers and tankers and doesn't have any apples?

Emperor?! What have I done to upset you?!

SNIPER SQUAD REPORT FOR SIX HOURS OF TRAINING ON THE FIRING RANGE NOOOOW

Sign me up.
Alpha Support Platoon Sniper Observer Darius Grius reporting for duty! (Sorry, I'm bad at making names.)

This is a great idea, just don't get me killed!

We have no more left, sorry


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I mean as a sniper observer

*Sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose as he watches the troopers trying to "sober up" the Leman Russ*

Must remind myself to contact the cogboys tomorrow to give the Wrath a look once they're done destroying it.

Sister of Krieg wrote:well you are pvt Nathaniel Damascus, which you told me Nate for short ^.^

so I guess I know because you told me

I guess I'm just used to people calling me 'Nate' (whispers) because thats my real name!


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getting to work on the map now.

(I spent the day until this point at 7:35 pm at a'ceremony' for a relatives child switching to solid foods...go figure) but life here is pretty different than the states...I assume its different from the UK to but then they do seem to have picked up the '4:00 is time for tea' habit from the colonists (Or the ambassador who they made live in a swamp...but lets not go there ) Everyone else prefers milk in their tea, but I tend to prefer straight black tea with a lemon twist...uhh...I'm gonna shut up now


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getting to work on the map now.

(I spent the day until this point at 7:35 pm at a'ceremony' for a relatives child switching to solid foods...go figure) but life here is pretty different than the states...I assume its different from the UK to but then they do seem to have picked up the '4:00 is time for tea' habit from the colonists (Or the ambassador who they made live in a swamp...but lets not go there ) Everyone else prefers milk in their tea, but I tend to prefer straight black tea with a lemon twist...uhh...I'm gonna shut up now

Well I got the last sniper Observer position ^.^

And I guess I am in your squad then Veteran JKB ^.^

Good to be working with you

Exams finished.
Starting work on the background again...