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2016/06/02 20:32:11
Subject: Now this is what you call a golf course water hazard
A giant alligator has been filmed strolling across a golf course in Florida, to the horror of a group of golfers.
“That is the biggest freakin’ alligator I have ever seen in my life,” Charles Helms was heard saying as he recorded the huge reptile.
He had been playing at a course in Palmetto when the group spotted the alligator getting up and lumbering towards a lake near the third hole.
“Jesus, that must be 15ft long,” a man could be heard saying behind the camera, with another adding: “You gotta be kidding me.”
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The alligator was filmed at Buffalo Creek Golf Club in Florida. (YouTube)
As another man filming its progress past a bunker stepped nearer to the alligator, its size became apparent.
“You ever seen anything that big?” Mr Helms could be heard saying. “Holy c**p, that is a monster.”
Seemingly unaware of its audience, the alligator continued walking slowly across the course until it disappeared from sight.
Staff at the Buffalo Creek Golf Club said the reptile was a common feature and had become popular with customers.
Wendy Schofield, who works at its pro shop, told News 3: “He doesn't bother anybody and they don't bother him, he's like a mascot for the course.
"He has been here for a very, very long time, he's not new at all…the word has spread that this is a great place to come and play. He is the highlight, but we are worth the price too."
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2016/06/02 21:13:10
Subject: Now this is what you call a golf course water hazard
Read its a 14'.
Not a 15'
Like a foot distance going to matter if the Chomper gets a hold of you and the golf cart
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2016/06/02 22:22:32
Subject: Now this is what you call a golf course water hazard
How often does this sort of thing happen down Florida way? I mean, I know they have gators everywhere and all, but it's another to see a dinosaur just casually strolling along.
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2016/06/03 00:48:40
Subject: Now this is what you call a golf course water hazard
I assumed they had started tackling the gator problem by domesticating them. I hear they can run pretty quick, would make great mounts. Just imagine ordering an Uber in Florida and your driver shows up riding that thing!
2016/06/03 10:13:32
Subject: Now this is what you call a golf course water hazard
How often does this sort of thing happen down Florida way? I mean, I know they have gators everywhere and all, but it's another to see a dinosaur just casually strolling along.
Remember that movie.."The Park is Mine"
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