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So a psychology professor gave his 2-year old the "Trolley Problem", which is a well-known ethical thought experiment. Basically, it lays out that you can choose to let a trolley go on its path and hit 5 people, or change it so that it only hits 1. The ethical side being if a person is okay actually deciding to hit one person, or preferring to sit back and let it hit 5.

His kid had a unique solution...




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I like this kid.

feth those feths on the fething tracks!

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ROFLMAO.

On a more serious note this is going to be "fun" dilemma with self driving cars...

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They were all losers anyways for hanging out on train tracks.

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They should have had bootstraps!

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 kronk wrote:
I like this kid.

feth those feths on the fething tracks!


Oh man, that kid is awesome. I did not see that coming.

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"Uh-oh!"

The best fething part XD

   
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I like the cut of this kid's jib.

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He doesn't care about ethics, he forged his own grim dark narrative

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This is socialism in its purest form. If someone's gonna get hit by a train, by God EVERYBODY GETS HIT BY THE TRAIN

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There is not this idea.

That was perfection.

Of course a 2 year will find the solution that lets them smash the most things
   
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Obviously a clever lad.

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IIRC, my son's "solution" to a similar problem was for the train to hit one, then back up, switch tracks, and hit the other obstacle.

FWIW, that's basically all that happens on Thomas anyway - the trains fight, routinely fail to deliver cargo on time, and fall off the track every episode.

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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak





That kid is awesome.

Also, I recognise that Ikea train track...

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Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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This says a lot about human nature - we take pleasure in watching violence that doesn't impact us.

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warlordgarou wrote:
IIRC, my son's "solution" to a similar problem was for the train to hit one, then back up, switch tracks, and hit the other obstacle.

FWIW, that's basically all that happens on Thomas anyway - the trains fight, routinely fail to deliver cargo on time, and fall off the track every episode.
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Looking back, that story has a strange moral to be telling a six year old.

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Because he says, ""Uh-oh!" he can deny that the results of his action are intentional. Brilliant.
   
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Why choose the LESSER of two evils?


[ ] Some Evil
[ ] Less Evil
[X] All Evil


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 Graphite wrote:
Why choose the LESSER of two evils?

Reminded me of a bumper sticker, one of my buddies has
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 NuggzTheNinja wrote:
This says a lot about human nature - we take pleasure in watching violence that doesn't impact us.


That is a little unfair. The child was playing and likely didn't occur to him that it was an ethical exercise. I would trust the 'ethics' of an infant over a pre-teen.

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 Orlanth wrote:
I would trust the 'ethics' of an infant over a pre-teen.


Yeah. I'll worry when the kid starts butchering small animals. Fisher-Price violence is a victimless crime

EDIT: Speaking of, I'd question the entire idea of being able to test moral dillemas in a lab setting. Maybe I just don't understand the purpose of the research, but it seems to me some lofty thinking to expect most people to act at all in a moment of crisis they are unprepared for, let alone make a rational decision.

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Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

Just to take us back a bit.

A two year old plays with a train set and decides upon the outcome by which six of his tyoy people get run over by the train rather than the options of one or five.
I really do hope that Dakka holds this lightly, because if that is used as a measure of thr quality of the two year old, what does it say about us.

So six meeples died in the train wreck.

That is just over half a squad of ablative IG that a savvy Dakkaite will throw under the Tyranid or CSM rape train just to ensure we get an extra turn of shooting.

What monsters we all are.

n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.

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 Orlanth wrote:
Just to take us back a bit.

A two year old plays with a train set and decides upon the outcome by which six of his tyoy people get run over by the train rather than the options of one or five.
I really do hope that Dakka holds this lightly, because if that is used as a measure of thr quality of the two year old, what does it say about us.


I think we're all just having a laugh, dude.

“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”

Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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 Orlanth wrote:
Just to take us back a bit.

A two year old plays with a train set and decides upon the outcome by which six of his tyoy people get run over by the train rather than the options of one or five.
I really do hope that Dakka holds this lightly, because if that is used as a measure of thr quality of the two year old, what does it say about us.

So six meeples died in the train wreck.

That is just over half a squad of ablative IG that a savvy Dakkaite will throw under the Tyranid or CSM rape train just to ensure we get an extra turn of shooting.

What monsters we all are.


Except 2 year isn't likely grasping such a concept as death so for him it was play seeing bricks fly around.

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 Orlanth wrote:

That is just over half a squad of ablative IG that a savvy Dakkaite will throw under the Tyranid or CSM rape train just to ensure we get an extra turn of shooting.

What monsters we all are.


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That kid is a socialist, someone give him a medal!

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I have a solution to the Trolley Problem.

Try stopping....

or alternatively if you want to be a bit more serious about it. Stop using deterministic rail systems when instead you could use free-ranging cars. Remove fate and replace it with free-will.

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